HOW TO SELL THE WHOLE F#@!ING UNIVERSE TO EVERYBODY...ONCE AND FOR ALL!

[Disc 1]

1. Principles of Egyptian Salesmanship (0:25)
2. Dr. Whilton Popple's Personal Slave (3:51)
3. Fantastic! (0:27)
4. Brian Tracy Ceaser Salad (2:21)
5. Chariots Of The Sales Gods (3:03)
6. I'm An Artist And I Shouldn't Have To Work For A Living! (2:51)
7. Hardball 2 (3:21)
8. Cap'n Jack's Straight-From-The-Can Applefish! (1:00)
9. James Pitts In Bondage IV: Moving Target (3:13)
10. Maximum Volumeizer (3:50)
11. Higher (3:24)
12. H2o2verphone Telethon (4:11)
13. The Boy With The Perfectly Swuare Buthole Strikes Back (2:00)
14. Drink The Secret Milkshake (0:37)
15. Every CHild is a Creator (0:12)
16. I Don't Wanna Be A Salesman! (2:18)
17. Ring Around the Hedgehog (5:46)
18. Metronomes & Make-Up (4:11)
19. You're Not My Hero Anymore (2:28)
20. Brunch With Branco Nagasaki (0:09)
21. Not Ready for Retail? (1:40)
22. Check Out Our Exclusive Fall Season Spectacular Of Idestructable Bra Hooks (3:24)
23. When the Sales Gods Compute Youre Karmic Worth, You can Join Your Mystic Brethern in the Center of the Earth (0:54)
24. Let Move (Dance Mix) (2:18)
25. The Monkey Steals the Peaches (3:19)
26. Fake Boobies! (1:11)
27. How To Pretend You're Stupid Like Everyone Else So You Can Become Gainfully Employed And Enjoy Your Limited Time On This Fucking Useless Planet In Just Five-Zillion Easy Steps! (4:53)
28. I Hate Retro! (3:26)
29. Poking the Eye of the Beholder (1:05)
30. Prelude To Mundus Imaginalis (1:01)
31. Dennis Rodman Fukking Basketball 1998 (1:15)
32. Mary Go Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy! (0:50)
33. Ultimate Radio Interview That Will Make Me Famous Forever (1:48)
34. The World Is Brainwashed Catering, LLC (2:56)

[Disc 2]

1. What Is The Concept Behind This Huge, Unlistenable Album? (0:59)
2. Hemisphere III: Hermes i. All Hail Hermes! ii. The Sacred Craft iii. Foundations of Ironicynicism in the 21st Century iv. How to Sell the Whole F#@!ing Universe to Everybody...Once and for all! v. Come Sale Away vi. The Thirteen Beautiful Brazen Pillars of Nincompoopery vii. The Final Battle Between Art & Commerce Viii. Executive Producer Brings the Rock Opera to a Cost-Effective Ending ix. All Hail Hermes! (Reprise) (20:03)
3. If A Composer Falls In The Woods... (3:06)
4. TJ's Original Surrogate Activity Soup! (Made From 100% Instead Of Ingredients!) (0:22)
5. The Best Job In The World (Sales Is) (2:05)
6. The Ultimate Artistic Medium Is The Consciousness Of Other People (0:16)
7. Food Pirates Of Galpheve IV (2:41)
8. Normal Life Is Boring! (3:55)
9. No-No, The Headless Ant (5:20)
10. There's A Market For Everything But Me (0:14)
11. God Bless the RIAA! (2:17)
12. Coagula Et Solve Or Something (0:51)
13. Bad Imitation Of Buckethead? (3:07)
14. Food Magnetizer (1:33)
15. How To Quit Your Job And Make Millions! (4:44)
16. Sir Millard Mulch's Olde Tyme Parade Of Magickal Amusements (2:24)
17. From Selling Nothing To Selling Nothing (2:51)
18. And The Merchants Of Earth Shall Weep And Mourn (0:54)
19. Shit From An Old Minutemen Song (0:12)
20. I'm Just An Artsy Chick With An Acoustic Guitar (You Think) (2:27)
21. Geophagyopathy & You! (2:11)
22. The Modern Day Comparison Refuses To Die! (1:08)
23. Saleswoman of the Year (0:16)
24. Unknown Triumph (Schlegel) (3:37)
25. And Now, The Moment You've All Been Waiting For... (0:06)
26. The World's Greatest Salesman! (6:10)
27. All Sales Finale! (0:40)
28. The Great Strength Of Our Professional Affiliations / How To Spend Music Industry Currency (3:24)
29. Bankruptcy & Beyond! (0:06)
30. WOM Battle Theme (-$6,000) (1:34)

[Disc 3]

1. Mundus Imaginalis / Journey to the Underworldof Buyer's Remorse (?:??)


Total Time: 2:38:28

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