HELLEBORE

"Introduction Vegetarienne" opens with a vocal lines repeated over and over and there's some experimental sounds in the background. Tough start. He ends up just talking until just before 1 1/2 minutes when a beat and organ takes over. Bass joins in as it builds. It settles before 4 minutes with a beat and organ before a horn and piano also join in. It settles back again around 5 1/2 minutes as picked guitar, piano and cymbals take over. I really like this section. It's building again. Solo piano ends it. "Tetraktys" is laid back to start with organ, cymbals, bass and picked guitar. It does turn fuller with horns and drums joining in. Some whispered words after 3 1/2 minutes. "Artofact" features organ, horn, a beat and bass early on then it kicks into gear before a minute and contrasts will continue between the fuller and more mellow passages. "Film Di Ripratoria" opens with a horn/ drum led melody as piano joins in. Clapping after 2 minutes along with random drum patterns as it turns experimental. Other sounds come and go as well. Back to that earlier sound to end it.

"Warme Wassir Mit Grass" has this excellent drum intro that is quite impressive as experimental sounds join in quickly. It's more intense around 2 minutes, very angular sounding. "Umanak-Marquis De Saint Cricq" is by far the longest track at over 14 minutes. Piano to start as drums join in along with guitar and more. I like this. Suddenly before 3 minutes we get a change as strange and theatrical vocal expressions come and go. They are gruff and the soundscape is avant. Dissonant horns follow as it gets even more insane. A calm 4 1/2 minutes in then drums and guitar take over. Vocal melodies too. A horn and piano take over in this melodic and melancholic section. It picks up around 8 minutes as the guitar and experimental sounds take over. It calms right down before 10 1/2 minutes then picks up again a minute later. It settles again with piano and a horn before kicking in one more time. "Ce Sont Des Choses Qui Arrivent" is the closer and it begins with piano and a horn until a minute in when it turns fuller but then it calms right down with piano, horns and drums. It's experimental 3 minutes in. It continues to settle then kick in. An okay closer.

Lots to like here for sure but I've had a really hard time getting into this one. For fans of Rio/ Avant.

Opening on particularly grotesque financial bourgeois questions with industrial noises in the background, Introduction Végétarienne soon veers towards a certain chamber prog between UZ and AZ, but apart from the intro, the music remains largely instrumental. Although not systematically, the next few tracks seem to evolve in the same realm with a bit of variation when heading towards a bit more to Miriodor's sense of burlesque music and comes close to free jazz improv on one number on the lengthier Umanak, but this remains thankfully short. When vocals are present, they range from vocalizing, to strange scats and at times a bit of Magma-esque choirs. In some ways Hellebore's album resembles a calmer Miriodor or Debile Menthol, but reminds me as well of Pataphonie's second album and at times early Univers Zero, although not nearly quiet as sombre.

As for the bonus track, they do sound like they were not recorded during the album's sessions, because the sound production is rather different. Les Lions (dating from mid- 82) sounds generally more aggressive with the guitar much more present (only wind player Casari is missing on this track) and a slightly more nihilistic and improvised. The next two tracks are the logical extrapolation of the album, the Oarystis tapes being supplied by the famous Chris Cutler.

While a very worthy album on its own, it is not really that essential considering the mass of records that shares the same musical traits in this Chamber Zeuhl RIO realm. But if you are a fan of this particular type of prog genre, Hellebore might just be indispensable for you. I'd recommend it to anyone into that universe, but maybe not as an introduction of a casual listener or someone just discovering the genre.

It's 1985. I have a mullet. I'm dreading my 'O' levels. I'm under the snakebite induced impression that I look like John Taylor. I am masturbating furiously over my Athena poster of that tennis girls' arse and TV's Cleo Rocos and my only goal in life is to own a 2.8i Ford Granada.

This obviously mattered little to France's mysterious Hellebore whom the same year released 1007 copies on vinyl only of the seminal "Il y a des jours".

From the off we are treated to a heavily-treated male voice with that oft' classic touch of putting ones' hands on the record as it spins and making it slow down or speed up almost at will. This segues into the most heart-achingly beautiful segment as what appears to be a drum-machine (but apparantly isn't) has an emotional lovers tiff with woodwind and piano and, towards the end, a guitar motif so Satie-esque that it is practically beggin' to have the arse sued off it. Imagine a collaboration between Throbbing Gristle and Phillip Glass recorded on 8-track. Wonderful.

Next up is a jaunty accordian and synth Jazz nuanced little filly with sensational low-key bottom-end bass an' scatty drums that reminds one of Univers Zero but the production is so visionary and bleak that maybe Etron Fou is a better example although the musicianship on display here is of a quality that is rarely heard.

3 an' 4 continue in the jazz-band from hell style offering some Jannik Top bass growlin' and what appears to be cows mooing. Go Hellebore !

Demented guitar and a rhythm section that Mark E. Smith would cream himself over follow. Actually a lot of this reminds one of The Fall. A helluva lot better, mind. Eat Y'self Fitter excepted...

No.6 starts with mentally deranged vocals not unlike NWOBHM's Venom at their finest (but a world away from Tygers of Pan Tang). Similar to the I-am-Monkey-King of Vander near the end of Kohntarkosz. A surreal, long piece which absolves itself to become Ultravoxs' Vienna towards the climax only to decide to go to hell with Henry Cow. Complicated.

The vinyl ends on a melancholic, jazz piano-based number with some out of control sax. Stunning throughout.

By all means buy the Musea cd if you come across it on your travels but the original vinyl has the most beautiful hand-made sleeve I have ever seen. Multiple fold-out, original artwork, and a set of prints inside with the outer jacket numbered by hand. I have around 20,000 LP's an' this beauty is stunning !

This music is hard to categorize. It's free-jazz, trad-jazz, zeuhl, new wave, industrial, classical, folk, progressive, electronic blended into one of the finest (one shot or not) records that I ever heard. Top five material. Dangerously relaxing. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery whilst listening. Sublime.

Almost on a par with A-ha.