50 INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING THEMES FROM A CHEAP AMUSEMENT PARK FOR ROBOTS AND ALEINS, VOL. 1

1. An Essay on Milk (2:10)
2. A Breif History of Broccoli (2:43)
3. 15 Interesting Things To Do With Tiny Chairs (1:45)
4. I Brought My Love A Bungee Cord (0:44)
5. The Keeper Of The Carrot (2:12)
6. The Boy With The Perfectly Square Butthole (2:32)
7. On A Quest For Strange Socks Rip (0:37)
8. Infinitesimal Beads Of Graphite Dust (0:43)
9. Vegans From Outer Space Pt. 1 & 2 (2:39)
10. At the Zoo (1:59)
11. The Happy Birthday Song (1:35)
12. Ice Skating With An Intelligent Ireland (1:24)
13. 3 Become One (Spice Girls) (0:17)
14. Shit Rag No. 1 (1:17)
15. Take Off! (2:13)
16. Last to Know (1:25)
17. Strapping Young Lad Medley (1:00)
18. Tent Rentals (0:07)
19. Grandpa Al. Vs. the Hot Wampa (1:29)
20. Donald Treglia's Nickname (1:33)
21. Soap? (0:17)
22. Who? (0:14)
23. A Letter From Nostradamus (1:33)
24. An Educated Guess-Simon Said (0:42)
25. Breakfast Breakfast Breakfast! (1:53)
26. Who is Brad Freeze? (0:08)
27. Seventeen (Winger) (1:42)
28. Mrs. Alan's Camera Abridged (0:22)
29. Get Out of My House (0:30)
30. John Pt. 1 (2:03)
31. Mr. Apocolypse Tells His First Lie And Orders A Drink (0:30)
32. Is Phillip's Brother a Squirrel? (0:15)
33. A Review Of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged (0:31)
34. 15 Interesting Things To Do With Tiny Chairs II (3.30)
35. Old Lady had a Weiner (1:39)
36. Smooth Baby Smooth (0:38)
37. The Definition of the Lemon [Live] (0:36)
38. I like Short Songs (DK) (0:34)
39. Bat (1:13)
40. James Pitts in Bondage (3:59)
41. Mr. Rosenberg's Guide To Sucess In Communication (1:30)
42. Kathleen (0:37)
43. Battle Hymn Of The Suburban Horticulturalist (0:29)
44. The Hardest Bone in Frank's Body (0:22)
45. A LEcture of Coffee (0:49)
46. Freeze Five (1:31)
47. The Puppet and the Shovel (2:38)
48. Onion (1:24)
49. Nothing Else Matters (Metallica) (1:19)
50. I Got Bit by a Hamster (1:17)
51. The Definition of the Banana (1:31)
52. Goodnight (5:25)
53. Track 53 (0:34)

Total Time: 73:09

Sir Millard Mulch, Genius: Composition, Atari 1040 Ste (Low-Density Floppy Drive, Flickering Monochrome Monitor, No Hard Drive, 4 Megs RAM, 2400 bps Modem, Knotted cables, Box of Broken Mice, 10 bucks obo), MIDI-Sequencing via Cubase, Guitar, 6 String Bass, Keyboard, Mandolin, Stewarts Cornet Mouthpiece, Horrible Vocals, Minimal Acoustic Drums, Percussion, Sound Effects, all other bad ideas...

Flail Tenacious: Backing Vocals on "Chairs 1" & "Broccoli", Cover Art, 1/2 Executive Production, Profreading, Astronomical Extra-Curricular Expenses

Pat McDonald:Drums on "Broccoli" & "Zoo" & "Who?" & Goodnight!" & Chairs 1" & "Square" Vocals on "Banana"

Disappearing Harold: Chewing on "Banana", Rickenbacher on "Zoo", Percussion on "Bungee", Buitar & 2nd Vocals & 4-track Recording on "Bondage", Mixing Assistance

Mr. Chewbode: Diskfinger 1.0 Software Programming, Background Vocals on "Broccoli" & "Chairs 1"

William Maier III: Feeback Guitar on "House", Narrations on "Coffee" Vocals & Problems & Banging around on "Sophisticated", Vocals on "Guess"

W. Spoon: Remote phone vocals on "Who?", CHeese Curd Smuggler

Queen Kathleen: Phone vocals on "Kathleen"

Edgar Tafel, F.A.I.A: Narration on "Milk", coughing on "Goodnight!"

The Arabs: Vocals on "2 Become 1"

Peter Cox: Sample Librarian

Viathespy: Nothing. Aboslutely Nothing.

Dr. Plutonium Wilson: Rooster Toaster/Ray Gun/Clock/8mm Camera/Blender/Soll/Leave.Cheese Curds/Silverware on "Sophisticated", Disc Art

Kuh...: Piano on "Camera"

Mr. Freeze: Vocals on & Lyrics on "Frank & "Smooth", Vocals on "Socks" & "Brad Freeze" & "Review"

The Legendary James Pitts: Lead Guitar on "Lemon", Vocals on "Apocalypse"

Brad Murray: 2nd Vocals on "Lemon", Named "Hamster", Chorus Lyrics on "Bondage", Webpage Design

Mike Queen, J. Gomez, Yukobi the Dog: Rough-Housing on "Chairs 1"

Dale!: Coined "Grandpa Al"

JHVH-3: AB Dick 9810 on "Milk"