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penguindf12 ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: September 20 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 831 |
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A bit impromptu and nieve, I know, but here it is: There need to be more movies like "Spinal Tap" and "School of Rock". I have a great idea: the story of a band which begins as a rock band with a (stereotypically) unintelligent but loyal and good-natured drummer, a geeky Geddy Lee-loving bassist, a Rick Wakeman/Elton John-type keyboardist, and a heavy metal egotist guitar player (along the lines of Metallica). The band creates an unlikely hit album (along the lines of DSOTM) after some gigging and is instantly famous. But the extreme creative differences of the band drive it apart, with the keyboardist and the bassist creating a prog band along the lines of Yes (it writes its own in-jokes!) and the guitarist and drummer creating a Metallica-type band. Yes and Metallica make guest appearances, taking the two bands under their experienced wings. Bill Bruford becomes the drummer for the prog band, making an ELP-like trilogy. The metal band adds a generic "zombie" bassist who knows no complex chords. Yes and Metallica "train" the two bands for the big sterotypical "battle of the bands" finale, but midway thru they realize they are not good enough without the other counterpart band, but they refuse to team up. Metallica and Yes get into fights, with Anderson being all peaceful, then kicking the tar out of Metallica. Suddenly, as the fighting reaches a hilarious climax, Dream Theater enters and shows that you CAN have metal and prog work together. Big "aaawww" and a few hugs. Then Metallica and Yes work together and the prog and metal bands link back up. Then a big corny ending with Metallica and Yes both playing together onstage for the big finale. Insert your own creative in-jokes and references. It practically writes itself! |
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penguindf12 ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: September 20 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 831 |
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It's not gonna happen though...
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Dan Bobrowski ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 02 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5243 |
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Yes and Metallica? Simply remake the odd couple with James Hetfield and Jon Anderson as Oscar and Felix.
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Garion81 ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 22 2004 Location: So Cal, USA Status: Offline Points: 4338 |
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Maybe, I think Michael Jackson and Ozzie might make a better duo.
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Bryan ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: April 01 2004 Status: Offline Points: 3013 |
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I think that the band who shows that prog and metal can go together should at least be decent though
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threefates ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: June 30 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4215 |
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I'd rather see teams from all genre remake The Cannonball Run... Maybe Keiko from Arsnova can play the Jackie Chan part...
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Dick Heath ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Jazz-Rock Specialist Joined: April 19 2004 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 12818 |
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I suggest you take a look at the British comedy movie Still crazy, (Billy Connolly , Bill Nighe, some of the Auf Weidersen Pet cast), about a reformed 70's glam rock/prog rock band touring Holland in the late 90's . And Almost famous has some moments, and you can guess who is playing our beloved Three Fates
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Jim Garten ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
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![]() ![]() I like your thinking, 3F - how about Keith Emerson & Rick Wakeman in the Sammy Davis Jr & Dean Martin roles? Edited by Jim Garten |
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frenchie ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: July 30 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 2234 |
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what about abe cunningham and jimmy stiff? or ruth lewis lol. running joke with my friends soz. they are just names we find funny. and for some reason, gene simmons from kiss and robert fripp, twentieth century schizoid man.
metallica - some kind of monster. thats a rock film. |
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threefates ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: June 30 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4215 |
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Now that Rick has gone comedian.. and Keith will always be the straight guy... that could work... And from what I saw of Marillion a couple of weeks ago... Steve Hogarth could do the Burt Reynolds part... and his guitarist Steve Rothery could do the Dom Deluise part... |
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tuxon ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: September 21 2004 Location: plugged-in Status: Offline Points: 5502 |
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In holland we have "Idols, The Rivals" That's already more than I can stomach, please don't lower the status of prog to that level. although from a humourous view point, might be worth considering, NOT Quoteje Maybe, I think Michael Jackson and Ozzie might make a better duo. You're probably thinking about Mr Tinkertrain meets Ben. Edited by tuxon |
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