Psychiatric Xmas Carols!

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   OK very silly I know, and possibly in poor taste, but here are some
suggestions I have received for carols to be sung from the
psychiatrists couch.....

Schizophrenic: "Do you hear what I hear?"

Obsessive compulsive disorder: "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle
bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, etc...."

Paranoid: "Santa Clause is coming to get me"

Multiple personality disorder: "We three Kings disoriented are.."

Narcissistic: "Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me"

Social Anxiety Disorder: "Have yourself a Merry Little Xmas while I sit here and hyperventilate"

Manic: "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Street and Shops and Cars and Town and Trees...."

I particularly like the obsessive compulsive one!

...by the way I'm not in the medical profession, these just came my way!

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Phil Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: June 17 2005 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1881	Topic: Psychiatric Xmas Carols! Posted: December 23 2005 at 05:51
	OK very silly I know, and possibly in poor taste, but here are some suggestions I have received for carols to be sung from the psychiatrists couch..... Schizophrenic: "Do you hear what I hear?" Obsessive compulsive disorder: "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, etc...." Paranoid: "Santa Clause is coming to get me" Multiple personality disorder: "We three Kings disoriented are.." Narcissistic: "Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me" Social Anxiety Disorder: "Have yourself a Merry Little Xmas while I sit here and hyperventilate" Manic: "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Street and Shops and Cars and Town and Trees...." I particularly like the obsessive compulsive one! ...by the way I'm not in the medical profession, these just came my way!