Psychiatric Xmas Carols!
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Topic: Psychiatric Xmas Carols!
Posted By: Phil
Subject: Psychiatric Xmas Carols!
Date Posted: December 23 2005 at 05:51
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OK very silly I know, and possibly in poor taste, but here are some
suggestions I have received for carols to be sung from the
psychiatrists couch..... Schizophrenic: "Do you hear what I hear?" Obsessive compulsive disorder: "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, etc...." Paranoid: "Santa Clause is coming to get me" Multiple personality disorder: "We three Kings disoriented are.." Narcissistic: "Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me" Social Anxiety Disorder: "Have yourself a Merry Little Xmas while I sit here and hyperventilate" Manic: "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Street and Shops and Cars and Town and Trees...." I particularly like the obsessive compulsive one!  ...by the way I'm not in the medical profession, these just came my way! |