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Luca Pacchiarini View Drop Down
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    Posted: October 01 2009 at 13:54
Is there any surgeon / nurse here?
 
Could anyone rearrange my liver to the solid mental grace?
 
please....it hurts Dead
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I think there's some kind of infection on my penis. It's kind of purple and smells like mold. I tried to sterilize it with a match but that didn't do any good. Please help, I have a big date tomorrow. Cry
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Points: 530 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 01 2009 at 14:23
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I have a big date tomorrow. Cry
 
have you inflated her yet?
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 01 2009 at 14:29
Originally posted by Luca Pacchiarini Luca Pacchiarini wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I have a big date tomorrow. Cry
 
have you inflated her yet?

That was mean. Disapprove Besides, I couldn't afford an inflatable doll even if I wanted one. Unhappy
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Points: 3834 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 01 2009 at 16:14
Originally posted by Luca Pacchiarini Luca Pacchiarini wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I have a big date tomorrow. Cry
 
have you inflated her yet?


That is perhaps one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the Archives

No offense Vompatti, but it would be just as funny if he said it to anyone
"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."

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yes of course I was only joking Vomp :)
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^ So was I. I don't have a date with anyone. Cry
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

^ So was I. I don't have a date with anyone. Cry
 
Cry
 
Let's cry together
 
CryCryCryCry
 
 
btw do you have any beer Vompatti?
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No offence, but isn't crying together a bit . . . gay? Ermm

Anyway, no beer. I only drink coffee and coke.
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

No offence, but isn't crying together a bit . . . gay? Ermm

 
Not with two bottles of Guinness Wink
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Points: 19643 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:50
Originally posted by Luca Pacchiarini Luca Pacchiarini wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

No offence, but isn't crying together a bit . . . gay? Ermm

 

Not with two bottles of Guinness Wink


Pretty homoerotic stuff in here.
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Originally posted by progkidjoel progkidjoel wrote:

Originally posted by Luca Pacchiarini Luca Pacchiarini wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

No offence, but isn't crying together a bit . . . gay? Ermm

 

Not with two bottles of Guinness Wink


Pretty homoerotic stuff in here.
 
Ouch  what? Ouch
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Points: 19643 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:02
Originally posted by Luca Pacchiarini Luca Pacchiarini wrote:

Originally posted by progkidjoel progkidjoel wrote:

Originally posted by Luca Pacchiarini Luca Pacchiarini wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

No offence, but isn't crying together a bit . . . gay? Ermm

 

Not with two bottles of Guinness Wink
Pretty homoerotic stuff in here.

 









Ouch  what? Ouch


Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:05
ITT:
Heterosexual life partners

100% totally not gay

*The scrubs song guy love just started playing in my head*


Edited by JJLehto - October 01 2009 at 18:06
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experts say
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:08
I'll just leave this here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0
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I have no audio in this computer :(
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:12
Well that is unfortunate.

I recommend you sleep with seven virgins.
It can give you virginity back and cure puff penis.

May not help the audio, but you know
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does that solve imaginary pregnancy of my kitten too?

Edited by Luca Pacchiarini - October 01 2009 at 18:15
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Please don't imagine pregnancies. We have enough trouble with the real ones.
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