Help!!!
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Topic: Help!!!
Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Subject: Help!!!
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 13:54
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Is there any surgeon / nurse here?
Could anyone rearrange my liver to the solid mental grace?
please....it hurts
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 13:57
I think there's some kind of infection on my penis. It's kind of purple and smells like mold. I tried to sterilize it with a match but that didn't do any good. Please help, I have a big date tomorrow. 
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Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 14:23
have you inflated her yet?
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Vompatti wrote:Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 14:29
That was mean.  Besides, I couldn't afford an inflatable doll even if I wanted one.  |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 16:14
That is perhaps one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the Archives  No offense Vompatti, but it would be just as funny if he said it to anyone  ------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:04
| yes of course I was only joking Vomp :) |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:10
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^ So was I. I don't have a date with anyone.
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Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:21
 Let's cry together
btw do you have any beer Vompatti?
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:25
No offence, but isn't crying together a bit . . . gay?  Anyway, no beer. I only drink coffee and coke. |
Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:46
Not with two bottles of Guinness
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:50
Pretty homoerotic stuff in here. ------------- 
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Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:56
 what?
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:02
Not that there's anything wrong with that!  -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:05
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ITT: Heterosexual life partners 100% totally not gay *The scrubs song guy love just started playing in my head* |
Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:06
| experts say |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:08
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I'll just leave this here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0 |
Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:09
| I have no audio in this computer :( |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:12
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Well that is unfortunate. I recommend you sleep with seven virgins. It can give you virginity back and cure puff penis. May not help the audio, but you know |
Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:14
| does that solve imaginary pregnancy of my kitten too? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 15:59
| Please don't imagine pregnancies. We have enough trouble with the real ones. |