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JJLehto
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Topic: NEVER Porn Posted: September 11 2006 at 22:47 |
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THink of movies that should NEVER be done as porn
Snakes on a Plane (thatd be interesting you gotta admit)
Grumpy Old Men
Thanks to Man With Hat
I say Fight Club
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Bern
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 22:49 |
Mortal Kombat?
Jumanji?
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 22:50 |
Bambi ("Bang-me and Hump-her met in the forest one day, and Bang-me noticed that Hump-her had changed over the long winter. It was strangely exciting....")
The Muppet Movie (Ms Pig-me, Pervit the Frog, Big Bird, Fuzzy Bare and Animal all hooked up at Studio 54 one wild, uninhibited, coked-up night....")
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
The Last Temptation 
Edited by Peter Rideout - September 11 2006 at 23:01
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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JJLehto
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 22:57 |
Bern wrote:
Mortal Kombat?
Jumanji?
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heyitsthatguy
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:00 |
JJLehto wrote:
OK
THink of movies that should NEVER be done as porn
Snakes on a Plane (thatd be interesting you gotta admit)
Grumpy Old Men
Thanks to Man With Hat
I say Fight Club |
You seem tired  well, I'll go along with this...hmmm...The Wall?
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Bern
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:01 |
JJLehto wrote:
Bern wrote:
Mortal Kombat?
Jumanji?
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Yeah I was especially proud of that one.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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JJLehto
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:06 |
heyitsthatguy wrote:
JJLehto wrote:
OK
THink of movies that should NEVER be done as porn
Snakes on a Plane (thatd be interesting you gotta admit)
Grumpy Old Men
Thanks to Man With Hat
I say Fight Club |
You seem tired
well, I'll go along with this...hmmm...The Wall?
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yea............TIRED..........well go with that 
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:09 |
Blazing Saddles Baby Snakes (The Frank Zappa movie from 1979) Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
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JJLehto
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:10 |
Blazing Saddles!!! Damn theres some good ones here
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Leningrad
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:11 |
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:12 |
The Big Lebowski And then there's the Star Wars themed porno titles my friends and I came up with one day when we were bored: Episode IV: A New Grope Episode V: The Empire Strikes from the Back Episode VI: Return of the Head Guy (title pending)
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JJLehto
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:12 |
the green mile
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TheProgtologist
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:13 |
JJLehto wrote:
OK
THink of movies that should NEVER be done as porn
Snakes on a Plane (thatd be interesting you gotta admit)
Grumpy Old Men
Thanks to Man With Hat
I say Fight Club |
How about "Three Men and a Baby"?
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:13 |
Best avoid the war movies, too:
Saving Ryan's Privates
Das Booty
A Puckered-lips Cow
Hambugger Hill
The Queer Hunter
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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Leningrad
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:13 |
8 Mile (  Think about it)
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:14 |
Magical Mystery Tour White Christmas The Railway Children Bugsy Malone (the Jody Foster and Scott Baiao version) The Wizard of Oz Toy Story  Toy Story 2  Jurassic Park 1, 2 and 3 Terminator 1, 2 and 3 Saving Private Ryan The Thin Red Line Apocalypse Now
Edited by Geck0 - September 11 2006 at 23:16
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:14 |
Then there's: Pulp Friction Fill Bill
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:15 |
And the fun you could have with these ones: Space Jam Kazaam Steel
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:15 |
Chameleon wrote:
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
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I think you'll find that's been done! (I mean the porn version)
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JJLehto
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:16 |
This thread is taking off!
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