NEVER Porn
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Topic: NEVER Porn
Posted By: JJLehto
Subject: NEVER Porn
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 22:47
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OK
THink of movies that should NEVER be done as porn
Snakes on a Plane (thatd be interesting you gotta admit)
Grumpy Old Men
Thanks to Man With Hat
I say Fight Club
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 22:49
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Mortal Kombat? Jumanji? -------------  
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 22:50
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Bambi ("Bang-me and Hump-her met in the forest one day, and Bang-me noticed that Hump-her had changed over the long winter. It was strangely exciting....")
The Muppet Movie (Ms Pig-me, Pervit the Frog, Big Bird, Fuzzy Bare and Animal all hooked up at Studio 54 one wild, uninhibited, coked-up night....")
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
The Last Temptation  ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 22:57
Jumanji?????
 ooh man thats good |
Bern wrote:Posted By: heyitsthatguy
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:00
You seem tired  well, I'll go along with this...hmmm...The Wall? ------------- 
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:01
Yeah I was especially proud of that one. -------------
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:06
yea............TIRED..........well go with that
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:09
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Blazing Saddles Baby Snakes (The Frank Zappa movie from 1979) Snow White and the Seven Dwarves ------------- 
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:10
| Blazing Saddles!!! Damn theres some good ones here |
Posted By: Leningrad
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:11
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:12
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The Big Lebowski And then there's the Star Wars themed porno titles my friends and I came up with one day when we were bored: Episode IV: A New Grope Episode V: The Empire Strikes from the Back Episode VI: Return of the Head Guy (title pending)  -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:12
| the green mile |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:13
How about "Three Men and a Baby"? -------------  |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:13
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Best avoid the war movies, too:
Saving Ryan's Privates
Das Booty
A Puckered-lips Cow
Hambugger Hill
The Queer Hunter ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Leningrad
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:13
8 Mile ( Think about it)
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:14
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Magical Mystery Tour White Christmas The Railway Children Bugsy Malone (the Jody Foster and Scott Baiao version) The Wizard of Oz Toy Story Toy Story 2 Jurassic Park 1, 2 and 3 Terminator 1, 2 and 3 Saving Private Ryan The Thin Red Line Apocalypse Now -------------   
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:14
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Then there's: Pulp Friction Fill Bill -------------
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:15
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And the fun you could have with these ones: Space Jam Kazaam Steel -------------
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:15
I think you'll find that's been done! (I mean the porn version)  -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:16
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This thread is taking off!
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:17
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Master, Slave and Commander Glad He Ate Her
Lord of the **** Rings ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:18
The Mask!  And Ace Ventura for that matter. -------------
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:19
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Pirates of the Carribean Queen (with Dick Asslly) ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:19
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Pinnochio The Land Before Time The Never Ending Story Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey The X-Files (ewwww) Flight of the Navigator Starship Bonkers The Goolies -------------
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:19
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Bruce Almighty School of Cock Big The Master of Disguise -------------
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:22
Not "Drool," Cyg, you sicko?------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:22
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What happened to the Velvet Room? Cool Runnings Caddyshack National Lampoons Big Day Out -------------
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:22
Didn't think of it, Peter you perv! -------------
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:23
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I closed a thread just like this when I first became an admin.Don't let this one get out of hand like that one did.
The point of this one was movies that should never be porn,not take a movie and turn it into a porn movie name. ------------- |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:25
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Hump Me Dump Me
All the King's Men (and the sequel: All the Queen's Horses)
Backcrack Mountin' (wait -- was that real?)------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:25
But it offers a whole new dynamic to the film. Another two: Blow That Thing You Do! -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:25
| Yes thank you Jody. I havnt had a thread closed yet...dont wanna start now |
Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:25
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Finding Nemo
McCulay Kulkin ones.. (sp?) ------------- Follow me on twitter @memowakeman |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:27
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Backdraft
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:27
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• The lord of the rings: the two "towers"
• Robocop • Driving miss Daisy • Forbbiden planet 
• Ghandi
• Before sunrise / sunset Edited because of the rule. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:29
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The Princess Diaries (oh wait... no) Shrek 1 and 2 The Wizard of Oz (the Michael Jackson version) Uncle Buck (oh dear!) You mean Home Alone, Memo! -------------
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:29
Whoops! Yes, I'm outta here!
(Maybe put some ass-terisks in that title, Cyg....
 )Jody, if you want to censor any of mine before Raffaella wakes up, be my guest!  ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:30
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No problems Peter.
Just thought I would say that before things got out of hand.  ------------- |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:31
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E.T. The Extra Terrestrial (I was going to write something else, but thought better!)
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:31
------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:31
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Muppet Treasure Island. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Leningrad
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:32
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The Abyss
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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:33
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The Nanny
------------- Follow me on twitter @memowakeman |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:34
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Stepford Wives The B.F.G. James and the Giant Peach St. Elmo's Fire (oh wait...) Breakfast Club (oh wait...) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Throne -------------
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:34
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Looney Tunes: Back in Action
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:34
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Columbo
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: xtopher
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:35
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Mrs. Doubtfire ------------- 
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Posted By: Leningrad
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:35
| Under Pressure |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:35
| Mr Smith goes to Washington |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:37
  The Hobbit (starring John Wayne Bobbit) Kung Pow! - Enter the Fist Metropolis Conan the Barbarian -------------
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:39
How about Muppet Pleasure Island?------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:40
------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:41
The Hound of the Baskervilles  ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Leningrad
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:42
| Kicking and Screaming |
Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:42
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Teenage Turtles La Bamba Street Fighter Those hockey movies The Mighty Ducks or sth...
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:43
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Dream Theater: SCORE ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:44
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The Horse Whisperer
Animal House
Scooby Doo Where Are You?
------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:44
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:45
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Dog Tanyon and the Three Muskerhounds (not really a film, but still!) The Three Musketeers (Oliver Reed was always a bit randy...) Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves (Everything he does, he does for the sake of Bryan Adams) Forest Hump (Life is like a box of durex...) -------------
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:46
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Hey, Geck0, don't forget:
Enter the Dragon
(though I wouldn't advise it!  )------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:48
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Tarzan of the Apes (the story of a notorious swinger) ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:48
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Snatch Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (fine a word that rhymes with Doom beginning with P...) -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:48
| Forest Gump! ooooo god....thats wrong |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:49
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King Dong
Don King ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:49
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Hahaha, that one was good, especially "life is like a box of durex" How about... Rainman -------------
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:50
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Top Gun
(how obvious was that?) ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:50
This actually exists -------------
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:51
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pornographic rainman.............wow
uh
Drumline
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Posted By: Leningrad
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:51
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Babette's Feast
Bang the Drum Slowly
Beauty and the Beast
Beetlejuice
 Chicken Run
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
The Entertainer
Fast, Cheap and Out of Control
Goldfinger
The More the Merrier
Red River
The Usual Suspects
White Heat
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:51
As a porn film? How on earth do you know that? 
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:52
I'll send you the link. -------------
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:53
| 12 Angry Men |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:55
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Hmmm... Naked Gun Hot Shots, Part Deus, 33 1/3... Black Beauty Cluedo (Clue to you North Americans) -------------
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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:55
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George of the Jungle
Venomous
Grease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------- Follow me on twitter @memowakeman |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:56
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The Emperor's New Groove ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:57
| Remember the Titans |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:57
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Winnie the Poo ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:59
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Annie Get Your Gun Shane (an old cowboy film) The Dambusters -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:59
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Happy Gilmore |
Posted By: Leningrad
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:59
| The Waterboy |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 11 2006 at 23:59
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Gulliver's Travels ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:00
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:00
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Fleshdance ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:01
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Baron von Munchhausen
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:02
| The sound of music |
Posted By: Mikerinos
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:03
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Finding Nemo
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:03
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Grease
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:03
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The Pied Piper (The tied wiper...)
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:04
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Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia.
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:04
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Any of the Steven Seagal's movies
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:05
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I am Sam |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:05
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Bring me the head of Mavis Davis.
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:06
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show Evil Dead -------------
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:08
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TRON ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:08
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:08
wow
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:08
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Shawn of the Dead Wallace and Gromit Beavis and Butthead -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:10
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Little Giants |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:10
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Edward Zipperhands? ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:10
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Spinal Tap Wayne's World -------------
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |