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cuncuna
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Topic: Odd, unfortunate names. Posted: September 07 2006 at 23:37 |
Years ago, I had a classmate called "Selmen". He was a very nice person, so we did our best trying to avoid the obvious joke. It was very hard though, since it was easy to imagine him trying to talk with a girl, saying something like "Hi, I'm SELMEN", and, off course, the girl, running away because of the possibility of a sudden explosion of concentrated DNA. Other jokes involved Selmen being the water boy of a Football team (Rest of the world version, not northamerican). One of the players look at him with an empty bottle and shout: "Do you have some more(,) SELMEN!!!), and he says "No, I run off". Man, life was tough for us, always looking away when the teacher called him for anything. ¿Similar experiences, anyone?.
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ClemofNazareth
Special Collaborator Prog Folk Researcher Joined: August 17 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4659 |
Posted: September 08 2006 at 00:29 |
I knew a girl once who married a German guy whose last name was "Geishecker", pronounced guy-sucker (at least that's how we pronounced it).
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"Peace is the only battle worth waging."
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JayDee
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Posted: September 08 2006 at 20:22 |
I have a friend whos surname is MORON.
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Atkingani
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Posted: September 08 2006 at 20:34 |
I knew a guy whose surname was SATTAN.
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The Miracle
Prog Reviewer Joined: May 29 2005 Location: hell Status: Offline Points: 28427 |
Posted: September 08 2006 at 20:36 |
Don't know anyone personally. |
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Leningrad
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991 |
Posted: September 08 2006 at 20:44 |
A know a girl whose last name is Dhamrait. (Damn right)
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ClemofNazareth
Special Collaborator Prog Folk Researcher Joined: August 17 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4659 |
Posted: September 08 2006 at 21:27 |
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"Peace is the only battle worth waging."
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fire_i
Forum Newbie Joined: September 06 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 29 |
Posted: September 08 2006 at 21:31 |
I heard of someone named Abcde.
Personally, though, I just know someone whose surname is Coak, for Coakroach (Well, I translated it, but that changes nothing). Pretty sure he doesn't even mind anymore. |
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Leningrad
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991 |
Posted: September 08 2006 at 21:31 |
There's a girl at my school named Spencer.
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moreitsythanyou
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Posted: September 08 2006 at 23:18 |
While grading the state tests, my grandparents came across twins
One was named Sharon and the other was named..Not Sharon
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ClemofNazareth
Special Collaborator Prog Folk Researcher Joined: August 17 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4659 |
Posted: September 08 2006 at 23:58 |
There was a guy in my school named Evelyn. |
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Australian
Prog Reviewer Joined: June 13 2006 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 3278 |
Posted: September 09 2006 at 00:25 |
There's a guy at my school named Tom Bath, we call him shower or Bath go take a shower, Poor guy.
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JayDee
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: September 07 2005 Location: Elysian Fields Status: Offline Points: 10063 |
Posted: September 11 2006 at 11:45 |
Here in the Philippines it's ABCEDE
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darksinger
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 29 2006 Location: Durham, NC Status: Offline Points: 1091 |
Posted: September 11 2006 at 14:42 |
I went to school with a girl whose last name was Boner
Also, in college I knew someone named Debbie Dick
Edited by darksinger - September 11 2006 at 14:43 |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
Posted: September 11 2006 at 14:54 |
My friend's surname is Bone and her brother is called Jason, known always as Jay...
I went to school with a Karly Davidson. There's a car sales place near me called Dick Lovett. I think that's it... oh and I also know someone with the surname Dick! |
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Angelo
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Posted: September 11 2006 at 15:53 |
Well, the spelling is not exactly right, but our local Dutch fish seller is named Dick Kok. Not sure why he doesn't want to go to England on holidays....
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Empathy
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 30 2005 Status: Offline Points: 1864 |
Posted: September 11 2006 at 15:58 |
My bandmate had a teacher in college named Dick Newdick.
He was a drama teacher. |
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Pure Brilliance:
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Australian
Prog Reviewer Joined: June 13 2006 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 3278 |
Posted: September 11 2006 at 17:16 |
I know another guy named Daniel Dick Edited by Australian - September 11 2006 at 17:16 |
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ClemofNazareth
Special Collaborator Prog Folk Researcher Joined: August 17 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4659 |
Posted: September 11 2006 at 20:18 |
"Peace is the only battle worth waging."
Albert Camus |
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darkshade
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Posted: September 12 2006 at 00:27 |
i used to know a guy called Mike Hunt
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