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Chus 
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 Posted: February 27 2007 at 12:34 |
Why must everything be so worked out?... Do girls really follow footnotes for things a guy has to do to impress them??.. I think it's really sad.. how about just to go there, give her a smile and say "hello".. and just keep looking at her with tenderness.. if you smile and just contemplate her I believe everything warms up (just her face, you sick f*ck  ).. then just say "I'm ____ and I really like you".. that's it.. no formulas!!.. if she doesn't smile back then tell her to go screw herself!
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Dalezilla
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 12:54 |
You guys should try juggling. Chick's dig it!
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Passionist
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 13:45 |
 Chus wrote:
then just say "I'm ____ and I really like you".. |
"sorry, what's your name again" ("what a jerk").. and there goes your chances for good
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Chus
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 14:00 |
Passionist wrote:
Chus wrote:
then just say "I'm ____ and I really like you".. |
"sorry, what's your name again" ("what a jerk").. and there goes your chances for good |
Who's a jerk? someone who's direct or someone who just uses cheap cliches to gain women's interest? I believe the best way to gain confidence over women is to be honest, not to think about everything you're going with before speaking to a girl.. that was the metaphor. I know a guy who's very popular with women because he has his "special" ways to gain their interest.. isn't it sad that women fall over such a jerk (who's also a very good friend of mine). Perhaps it should work a little more subtle than the way I proposed but always letting her know how interesting she is to you (again, not the body  )
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Passionist
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 14:05 |
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Yeah, ok, I see my joke failed miserably. So to explain, I was being the girl to whom you state, that your name is ___... So eh. err, nothing personal. Prolly should have put a cheesy smilie there to help it :)
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Chus
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Location: Venezuela
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 14:09 |
Passionist wrote:
Yeah, ok, I see my joke failed miserably. So to explain, I was being the girl to whom you state, that your name is ___... So eh. err, nothing personal. Prolly should have put a cheesy smilie there to help it :) |
I knew you were playing the girl.. and a very unappreciative one
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Jesus Gabriel
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andu
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 14:10 |
Chus wrote:
Passionist wrote:
Yeah, ok, I see my joke failed miserably. So to explain, I was being the girl to whom you state, that your name is ___... So eh. err, nothing personal. Prolly should have put a cheesy smilie there to help it :) |
I knew you were playing the girl.. and a very unappreciative one |
You should play her some guitar 
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Passionist
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 14:12 |
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You know that really works! Although they usually demand that you play a certain Red Hot Chili Peppers song, and then you say you only play jazz, and that's it.
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Chus
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 14:13 |
Women in my country seemingly prefer sport guys than musicians  (banal c**ts  ).. I also play some soccer but I haven't played since circa 2002
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Jesus Gabriel
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andu
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 14:17 |
I'd rather pick the girl that would listen to me playing guitar, even if she doesn't anything much better than RHCP or Nirvana, instead of the girl that would seem impressed by the muscular show-off from the pitch. 
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Chus
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Location: Venezuela
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 14:26 |
Passionist wrote:
You know that really works! Although they usually demand that you play a certain Red Hot Chili Peppers song, and then you say you only play jazz, and that's it. |
In my country they are suckers for the mexican pop-rock band "Mana".. either play that or go play your flamenco and/or jazz guitar somewhere else  (their reaction, not mine because I'm a sucker for those  ).. nobody will listen to that
Edited by Chus - February 27 2007 at 14:27
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The Lost Chord
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 14:58 |
heres the scoop on chics at age 18 if you live in the United States (this is my professional knowledge so i cant speak for other countries):
-They are all into what hot right now, so they mimic what they see on TV. Thus, they are all idiotic girls trying to be slutty and have a ciomplete lack of understanding for anything.
-They percieve all men as idiots, moronic heeps of meat that just want to have sex with them. And they like this, because it makes them feel smart and powerful.
-They completely lack a true understanding of men, but they see around them that men arent doing anything but looking at them so they tease the sh*t out of every man possible and it makes them feel "beautiful".
-Alot of them are sluts, and they like to get drunk and make out with anyone in a room, including their own GIRLfriends...this turns the heeps on meat on, they see, and this makes them feel more of that good feeling, and they are beautiful. Just like britney spears is beautiful, and aguilara, and all these other woman in media.
-There are girls at 18 that arent like this, and most of them are unattractive, because if you are attractive you are bombarded with these ideas from the age of 5 onward.
-The "cute" girls still think you are pretty stupid, because your a guy, and they still think you just want to have sex with them, and they dream about these dream guys that dont care about that...but sorry, its not going to happen unless the guy is gay.
uhm, i dno what the hell else, i just think people need to get free, and stop watching TV and stop being suppressd by the stupid ideas of the media and culture. Just go tell the babe "hey, wow you look beautiful today sweet jesus!!" and if she laughs or something then just be like "hey wana go have sex or some sh*t>?"
it always works
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progismylife
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 14:59 |
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^^ that just lowered my opinion of you TLC.
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The Lost Chord
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 15:26 |
progismylife, no need to have an opinion of me, that wont be very necessary in the end
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Bern
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 15:28 |
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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King of Loss
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 15:29 |
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Eh.... What about stupid girls, TLC?
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progismylife
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 15:31 |
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Hmm well me and the beautiful ladies don't get on that well since they listen to (c)rap and when I find someone who says they like any music they soon take back that statement after I show them some real music (prog) and then leave me alone except asking me if i miss California.
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Mikerinos
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 15:31 |
The Lost Chord wrote:
uhm, i dno what the hell else, i just think people need to get free, and stop watching TV and stop being suppressd by the stupid ideas of the media and culture. Just go tell the babe "hey, wow you look beautiful today sweet jesus!!" and if she laughs or something then just be like "hey wana go have sex or some sh*t>?"
it always works |
Have you ever tried this? 
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Trickster F.
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 15:32 |
The Lost Chord wrote:
heres the scoop on chics at age 18 if you live in the United States (this is my professional knowledge so i cant speak for other countries):
-They are all into what hot right now, so they mimic what they see on TV. Thus, they are all idiotic girls trying to be slutty and have a ciomplete lack of understanding for anything.
-They percieve all men as idiots, moronic heeps of meat that just want to have sex with them. And they like this, because it makes them feel smart and powerful.
-They completely lack a true understanding of men, but they see around them that men arent doing anything but looking at them so they tease the sh*t out of every man possible and it makes them feel "beautiful".
-Alot of them are sluts, and they like to get drunk and make out with anyone in a room, including their own GIRLfriends...this turns the heeps on meat on, they see, and this makes them feel more of that good feeling, and they are beautiful. Just like britney spears is beautiful, and aguilara, and all these other woman in media.
-There are girls at 18 that arent like this, and most of them are unattractive, because if you are attractive you are bombarded with these ideas from the age of 5 onward.
-The "cute" girls still think you are pretty stupid, because your a guy, and they still think you just want to have sex with them, and they dream about these dream guys that dont care about that...but sorry, its not going to happen unless the guy is gay.
uhm, i dno what the hell else, i just think people need to get free, and stop watching TV and stop being suppressd by the stupid ideas of the media and culture. Just go tell the babe "hey, wow you look beautiful today sweet jesus!!" and if she laughs or something then just be like "hey wana go have sex or some sh*t>?"
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This american "virus" is not as widespread here, but I suppose it has been slowly spreading around the planet.
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stonebeard
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 15:35 |
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