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Atavachron 
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65602
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 Posted: February 02 2018 at 03:18 |
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I didn't realize "auto delivery" meant they would send me a car with my order. Suffice to say I have little use for a '98 Subaru Outback, but whatever.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52608
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 05:55 |
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I'm surprised at how often I poop when I'm unconscious.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52608
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 05:56 |
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Fifty method in the tip is the way to go.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52608
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 05:57 |
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When Jupiter was thinner it used to wear skirts.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52608
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 05:57 |
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To be an accomplished duck, you have to greed fast without a drip.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 12:55 |
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Let's debate whether I'm a myth or a legend.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 13:07 |
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The cornerstone to modern society is the humping noises made by Indonesians.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 13:07 |
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All my clothes fall off in the spring.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 13:19 |
 Man With Hat wrote:
All my clothes fall off in the spring. |
What do they fall off from?
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 13:40 |
progaardvark wrote:
To be an accomplished duck, you have to greed fast without a drip. |
Dinosaurs once ruled the world. This is prior to democracy having taken root.
Edited by HackettFan - February 02 2018 at 13:42
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 14:48 |
HackettFan wrote:
Let's debate whether I'm a myth or a legend. |
If I answered this you would feel embarrassed.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 14:49 |
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
All my clothes fall off in the spring. |
What do they fall off from? |
The English language is delicate and warm, but also full of rocks and hags.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 17:03 |
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Let's debate whether I'm a myth or a legend. |
If I answered this you would feel embarrassed. |
No, I would just discredit the FBI.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 17:09 |
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
All my clothes fall off in the spring. |
What do they fall off from? |
The English language is delicate and warm, but also full of rocks and hags. |
Weazel Balls kind of freak me out. Are they really alive?
Edited by HackettFan - February 02 2018 at 17:10
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 17:11 |
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Let's debate whether I'm a myth or a legend. |
If I answered this you would feel embarrassed. |
No, I would just discredit the FBI. |
Homosexuals in Duluth.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 17:11 |
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
All my clothes fall off in the spring. |
What do they fall off from? |
The English language is delicate and warm, but also full of rocks and hags. |
Weazel Balls kind of freak me out. Are they really alive?
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Probably more about the stuffing than the turkey, if you know what I mean.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 17:21 |
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
All my clothes fall off in the spring. |
What do they fall off from? |
The English language is delicate and warm, but also full of rocks and hags. |
Weazel Balls kind of freak me out. Are they really alive?
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Probably more about the stuffing than the turkey, if you know what I mean. |
Do turkeys really eat stuffing?
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 17:23 |
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There are legitimate questions to ask, ...aren't there?
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 17:28 |
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
All my clothes fall off in the spring. |
What do they fall off from? |
The English language is delicate and warm, but also full of rocks and hags. |
Weazel Balls kind of freak me out. Are they really alive?
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Probably more about the stuffing than the turkey, if you know what I mean. |
Do turkeys really eat stuffing?
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The person responsible for all human knowledge has left for the evening. Please leave a message after the tone.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 02 2018 at 17:28 |
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Dying is just breathing without a new type of honeycomb.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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