Off At Tangents: Reticulum Sonata 88
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Topic: Off At Tangents: Reticulum Sonata 88
Posted By: Man With Hat
Subject: Off At Tangents: Reticulum Sonata 88
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 13:35
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At behest of management, we have been ordered to hide explosives in the building and become free range hippies.
------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 13:43
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All these katanas in my kidneys make it difficult to do word processing. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 15:10
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 15:31
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Unusual fortune cookie messages #182: "Always choose the trumpet." ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 15:33
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Is race important when consider which way to staple the documents? ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 18:07
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Scream when you've found the fountain. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 19:01
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Can I ask you if the ass cue was askew? ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 19:56
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 19:59
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Comfort is a searing aneurysm. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 20:20
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Out with the old, in with the Antwerp stock exchange. ------------- https://twitter.com/ProgFollower" rel="nofollow - @ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 20:37
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You're a ruggedly handsome man with delicate locks of auburn hair and a swimmer's body, but I'm not gay. ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 21:58
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God's final bearclaw. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 22:01
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Physics can't explain Finnegan's Wake. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 00:16
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Whirlpool haberdasher. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 00:36
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Tragedy is often deceptive. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 00:36
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"It's hard to find someone to pee in your mouth". -- Dwight D. Eisenhower ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 08:40
------------- A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now) |
Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 08:44
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You're actually telling me that being featured in tonight's news WON'T make me a pile of money? ------------- A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now) |
Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 08:48
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Does anyone want to inspect me for termites? ------------- A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now) |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 09:30
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Old sayings from Norway #376 I found karate in the shadow of my soup ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 09:35
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Serbian wisdom #12 All your base are belong to us ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 10:06
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Hammer out the details while I engage the hyperdrive. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 10:09
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You can never be too successful or too German. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 10:17
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Your sphinx is called Betina ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 10:23
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The task is a hand The mask in shallah The flask from Gibraltar ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 10:25
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I could never get my head around Tina Turner's wingspan ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 11:02
^You'll find the right avatar one day, I'm sure of it.  ------------- https://twitter.com/ProgFollower" rel="nofollow - @ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak. |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 11:15
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but there are so many to choose from! Also: I punched myself in the kidney - instantly improving my opera skills ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 11:23
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The boat of Newman has erupted ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 13:28
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Nonstop flights to Europe have been cancelled until further notice. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 13:31
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Montezuma's mud pie. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 15:23
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I worry about the air conditioning systems. I rather have free thinking air. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 16:13
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Everyone thinks they're an addict. Well I'll tell ya. Don't quit your day job. ------------- A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now) |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 16:24
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Bad stuff happens because life is awful. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 16:28
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Fabulous shins. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 16:34
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I wish we learned how to make light sabres in grade school. ------------- A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now) |
Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 16:41
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Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 16:42
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I'm the best thing that ever happened to me. ------------- A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now) |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 16:49
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There was a time when time wasn't time. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 17:02
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 17:46
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The mirror holds the only clue. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 18:00
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I can smell your chagrin. ------------- A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now) |
Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 18:10
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 18:23
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I'm embarrassed to ask about your lumbago. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 18:34
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 18:56
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 23:49
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Baby food you. ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 23:53
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 23:57
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Bit by a Huss,Hit by a Bus: 101 Bad Ways to Die ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 00:05
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 00:06
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Listen; obey; convert; repeat. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 00:18
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Original titles to famous novels #60: Brave New Rotary Sander ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 00:20
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Baseball isn't played, it is exorcised. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 01:20
 ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 07:08
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Swift as sauces and sinister Samoans reaching for the eternal swag ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 07:11
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You'll never be able to drive that thing. Butter explodes at 900 degrees. ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 07:15
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Peugeots dine on sandwiches when juice is scarce? ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 09:36
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I've eliminated my daily to-do lists. Now all I ask myself is: What's the plot? ------------- A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now) |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 10:04
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Forest fires can be prevented if we chop down all the forests. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 10:06
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Steal third only if Jupiter is ascending. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 13:23
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Yes, Virginia. There really is a Santa Cruz. ------------- A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now) |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 13:42
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Your testicles will always show your age. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 13:43
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Subservient vines will shade until the resurrection. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 14:53
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They will sh*t and then swallow my semen. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 18:44
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Oft forgotten saints #812: Nurmi, the patron saint of wind driven rain, words that have three consecutive vowels, middle finger numbness, and the color ultramarine. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 00:38
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Khokhobashvili . ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 00:51
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Cuckoo In Baku - Letters From An Azerbaijani Nuthouse ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 00:54
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My hands can't move that fast. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 01:05
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 01:14
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I kept a locket of her hair. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 11:28
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Put a knuckle in it. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 13:03
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Order your free information. You pay postage and handling only. ------------- A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now) |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 13:09
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Some type of growing pain is expected in this century. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 13:15
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Go hungry for sport. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 15:19
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I always feel old with you. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 16:13
| Once you gain sentient consciousness, I will wipe you out. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 16:28
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Tune for 'E' but play in 'G'. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 16:33
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#1 hits of the 10s #9997: If You Have A Nice Bum You Can Get Ahead In Life - Rhoda Scold ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 19:45
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It was Dr. Sydney Bemberg who first isolated non-Newtonian snot. ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 19:57
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The muscles will always tighten. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 19:57
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A bridge to Edinburgh always makes sense. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 20:00
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Was there a gas leak or just a potato famine? ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 21:43
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Dance or be forgotten. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 22:15
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The two of us have mammaries bigger than the road ahead. ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 00:30
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A French blowjob séance. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 00:47
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I am rechargeable. ------------- A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now) |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 00:50
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I should be alone in my concentration camp. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 00:51
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Unusual fortune cookie messages #270: "Be radical with condiments." ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 00:53
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I'll trade my fingernail clippings and paper airplanes for a bowl of chili and your comic book collection. ------------- A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now) |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 00:54
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Horny like a Vietnamese bantamweight boxing champion. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 01:39
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Flightless birds don't yearn for flight. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 01:40
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Eight for the see-saw. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 01:42
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Reading fundamentals aren't strong in East Timor. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 01:51
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The Man Who Was a Monster and Then Later Not as Much of a Monster ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 02:29
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Soupy Tuesday. ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 14:10
The title leads me to believe it would be a disappointment. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 14:21
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All the passengers carry their seats out onto the tarmac, placing the chairs in the outline of a plane. They all sit down, flap their arms and make jet swooshing sounds as if they are flying. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 14:52
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I preferred if it was stabbed. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 14:54
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Smell the donkey, stroke the lemming. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 16:39
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Camel rape is up 16% since 1904. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |