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horsewithteeth11 
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 Posted: December 15 2009 at 19:08 |
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I replace Vompatti's cocaine with laundry detergent when he isn't looking. It proves fatal. I feel bad for killing Vompatti and decide to bring him back to life as a beaver.
Edited by birdwithteeth11 - December 15 2009 at 19:09
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: December 15 2009 at 19:41 |
Has anyone added bananas to this bar fight yet? Duck!!! Better yet, run, run for your lives!!! 
Edited by Slartibartfast - December 15 2009 at 19:42
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: December 15 2009 at 19:57 |
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I eat all the bananas that Banana Man throws at me.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 07:51 |
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I save the extremely cute girl on the bench from the creepy banana guy and take her to the movies to see Eraserhead.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 09:40 |
I follow Vompatti and the girl unseen, as I haven't seen Eraserhead yet but I want to. Unfortunately the cinema screen died of swine flu and we all have to watch midget bikers performing scenes of Pulp Fiction in front of the audience.
Edited by floydispink - December 16 2009 at 09:41
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 09:49 |
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Very soon the midget bikers realize that Pulp Fiction doesn't really work on stage. So instead they decide to perform scenes of La maman et la putain. Every single scene of it, actually. In French.
Edited by Vompatti - December 16 2009 at 09:49
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 09:55 |
Because I don't understand any French word except "croque-monsieur" I decide to throw rotten eggs at the midgets. The midgets think Vompatti did it and they chase him and throw their fake mustaches at him.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 10:16 |
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I delete my previous post for no apparent reason.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 10:17 |
The midget bikers find Vompatti's location though. They start liking his nose while they file of his toes. Also, they drive a big fat bike with custom made leather midget seat over Vompatti's testicles.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 10:18 |
 Vompatti wrote:
I delete my previous post for no apparent reason.
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Not for the reason that it sounded slightly racist? 
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 10:19 |
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I slowly bleed to death.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 10:19 |
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I feed dingo Vompatti's blood.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 10:20 |
floydispink wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
I delete my previous post for no apparent reason.
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Not for the reason that it sounded slightly racist? |
Did it? I tried to make sure that it didn't.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 10:21 |
floydispink wrote:
I feed dingo Vompatti's blood. |
Will dingo turn into a bloodsucking wombat? 
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 10:22 |
I think you've got to show everybody that you're sorry by changing the colour of your wombat avatar to brown. 
Edited by floydispink - December 16 2009 at 10:22
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 10:23 |
floydispink wrote:
I think you've got to show everybody that you're sorry by changing the colour of your wombat avatar to brown. |
I won't. I think we all know that white wombats are far superior to brown wombats.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 10:26 |
You're doing it again! I'll make Joel tickle your genitals the next time you do it!
And about dingo... he might turn into the Big Scary Bloodsucking Wombat Demon, which is slightly bigger and scarier than the other one!
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 10:34 |
floydispink wrote:
You're doing it again! I'll make Joel tickle your genitals the next time you do it!
And about dingo... he might turn into the Big Scary Bloodsucking Wombat Demon, which is slightly bigger and scarier than the other one! |
I'd prefer to be tickled by an attractive young lady, but at the moment I'm too scared of the BSBWD to care. (You know I was only kidding about the white & brown wombats, right? I think we all know that all wombats are equally worthless.)
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:10 |
Vompatti wrote:
floydispink wrote:
You're doing it again! I'll make Joel tickle your genitals the next time you do it!
And about dingo... he might turn into the Big Scary Bloodsucking Wombat Demon, which is slightly bigger and scarier than the other one! |
I'd prefer to be tickled by an attractive young lady, but at the moment I'm too scared of the BSBWD to care.
(You know I was only kidding about the white & brown wombats, right? I think we all know that all wombats are equally worthless.)
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Oh, so you want to start a quote pyramid bar fight? 
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:19 |
Slartibartfast wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
floydispink wrote:
You're doing it again! I'll make Joel tickle your genitals the next time you do it!
And about dingo... he might turn into the Big Scary Bloodsucking Wombat Demon, which is slightly bigger and scarier than the other one! |
I'd prefer to be tickled by an attractive young lady, but at the moment I'm too scared of the BSBWD to care.
(You know I was only kidding about the white & brown wombats, right? I think we all know that all wombats are equally worthless.)
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Oh, so you want to start a quote pyramid bar fight?
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Yes! 
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