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AtomicCrimsonRush 
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 Posted: June 04 2010 at 09:05 |
The wombat dominates the thread
Sometimes i wish he were red
But he somehow makes this a good read
and i must go now with all speed
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Falx
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 10:36 |
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"Better dead than red", that's what dear father said
"Better dead than a dead-head", said I,
to which the old man replied... "don't be ungrateful"
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"You must go beyond the limit of the limit of your limits!" - Mr. Doctor
"It is our duty as men and women to proceed as though the limits of our abilities do not exist." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 10:43 |
I present the following image to be imported into the song and reflected in it by musical means: 
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 10:49 |
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Still nobody understands why you're meandering all the time
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 11:13 |
LOLWUT?! 
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 12:45 |
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Nobody knows why rivers meander, you fool!
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 12:46 |
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I'm not a river, you fool!
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 12:48 |
But little wombat don't you know you cry me a river with sonic flow.
Edited by The Sleepwalker - June 04 2010 at 12:49
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 12:49 |
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Cry me a river
And I'll vomit an ocean over you!
(OMG I will soon be writing the SEX SCENE!!1!!!!)
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 12:50 |
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Does it feature people standing on the golf course dressed in PVC?!
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 12:54 |
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No, it's a romantic story. It features a loving couple gently caressing each other and rubbing their genitals together - but NOT urinating upon each other.
Edited by Vompatti - June 04 2010 at 12:55
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 12:56 |
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Choir: I wonder how a master of vomit, feces and urine writing would write a romantic sex scene.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 12:57 |
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Would you like a sample? (no pun intended)
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 13:00 |
Give us a sample, wombat writer we want to get a taste of your romantic little story and we hope it's all worth the pain.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 13:04 |
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I haven't written the sex scene yet, but this is from the part that leads to it:
He stood with his back turned towards me as I took off my bra and crawled under the blanket. Having undressed he lay down beside me and wrapped his arm around me. My body shivered of his touch. As he felt how I trembled he moved closer and squeezed me tightly against his breast. His steady heartbeat and his gentle touch soothed me. In his arms I felt I was safe.
(The protagonist is a female character, not a transvestite.)
Edited by Vompatti - June 04 2010 at 13:06
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someone_else
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 16:37 |
Teenage Choir:
As verbal voyeurists we're eager to behold
what follows as through a virtual keyhole
of this love scene's bedroom door.
Don't linger, wombat writer, please go on and tell us more!
Edited by someone_else - June 04 2010 at 16:38
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 16:47 |
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No, I cannot tell you for,
for that's all I've written so far.
I took a break from the romantic story
and began to write something more absurd
and more interesting instead.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 16:59 |
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle goes a wombat down the streets he's moving like a penguin with his rapidly moving feet.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 17:06 |
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It’s hard to walk tall
When you’re a wombat!
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 17:10 |
But you know just keep your head up high or your nose rose high into the sky why oh why is a wombat not as big as an elephant?!
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