Create a prog song - one verse or line at a time
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Topic: Create a prog song - one verse or line at a time
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Subject: Create a prog song - one verse or line at a time
Date Posted: April 03 2010 at 09:31
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Create a prog song - one line at a time
This song is going to be an epic 24 minute multimovement suite so here goes the first line - you have to add the next and so forth
i will post the complete thing when I get about 20 pages.... wishful but here goes
one line at a time progheads! and clean stuff puhlease.
 "TIME FOR AN EPIC" BY EPICOLUCULOUS O)))
At the time it was intended to be locked out of my mind... ------------- 
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Posted By: Finnforest
Date Posted: April 03 2010 at 12:45
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those interior suspicions born in you crept inside...
------------- ...that moment you realize you like "Mob Rules" better than "Heaven and Hell" |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: April 03 2010 at 13:19
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I'm recording it! ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 03 2010 at 15:56
| CHORUS: He's recording it! |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 03 2010 at 16:00
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But he can't resist the smell of turtles rotting in his bed ------------- 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 03 2010 at 16:06
| when he dances amidst their broken shells in a cheery way very much similar to Fred (Astaire) |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 03 2010 at 16:09
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and then as anxiety rises he curls up. -------------
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: April 03 2010 at 16:53
| (first solo) |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 03 2010 at 16:54
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And the garden gnome washed the mud out of his beard -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 03 2010 at 17:04
| and bathed in the early light of dawn (weird, huh?) |
Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: April 03 2010 at 17:09
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when the creature proceeded to...
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: April 03 2010 at 17:20
| write a silly story and ban people for their stupid questions |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 03 2010 at 17:21
march forwards . . . until suddenly . . .  |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 03:57
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The wombat ghoul appeared! -------------
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 08:55
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(Drum Solo - slight return - fag break)
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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 10:25
| I see, is see behind the tree who is it |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 12:12
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Is it a shaolin monk? (Slightly drunk choir: Nooooooo!!) -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 12:31
| Is it a bicycle repair man? (Slightly more drunk choir: NoOoo!O1o!O1!) |
Posted By: lazland
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 12:45
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The wheels have fallen off of my frame......
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 12:46
| Is it Galileo? (Even drunker choir: No! No! No! Oh mamma mia, let me goooooo!) |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 12:46
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Is it another tree? (Very drunk yet pretty ominous sounding choir: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!) -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:02
LOLWUT!?1!?  (Choir: LOLWUTLOLWUTLOLWUT!?1!? )
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Posted By: RoeDent
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:03
| (whispered) He's recording it! |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:06
| (yelled) OMG HESZ A-RECCORDIGN ITT?!?!1!!1! |
Posted By: RoeDent
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:07
| The trees! The trees! All the trees come in threes! |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:07
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(Sofa table solo) -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:09
| (Sound of glass breaking) |
Posted By: AbrahamSapien
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:11
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(rhythmical toothbrush solo melts into a keyboard and sax solo exchange improvising over the Power Rangers theme) |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:11
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Worthless pile of diarrhea, said the raving thug. -------------
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Posted By: RoeDent
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:12
| I look out my mirror to the rear |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:12
| WHY DID YOU EDIT? |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:13
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JUST CUZ K?!!!!! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:15
| SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA . . . |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:16
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This burden sickens me! So I've got to VOMIT!!!! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:22
| chorus: He's gonna vooooooomit! He's gonna vooooooooooomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit oooooooooooooooooooh! |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:24
| (Vomit solo) |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:25
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And why don't you remember the day that garden gnomes offended you and destroyed your porcelain wombat collection while showing their genitals to you and peeing all over the furniture in your room? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:27
| And why don't you remember the day that midget bikers offended you and destroyed your porcelain rabbit collection while showing their genitals to you and peeing all over the furniture in your room? |
Posted By: RoeDent
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:27
| Well that's always been the same room since the day I left it to the economic boom |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:30
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chorus: We're gonna vooooooomit! We're gonna vooooooooooomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit toooooogetheeeeeeer AAGASGYAGSAHRRRRARARARAR!!!! -------------
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Posted By: RoeDent
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:31
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Bleccccchhhh |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:34
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(Toilet flush solo) -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:35
| The toilet's flooding! |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:41
| The toilet has caused a flood in the building where it's situated! |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:50
| CHORUS: The building where the toilet is situated in is flooding due to the toilet malfunctioning! |
Posted By: RoeDent
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:52
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Please evacuate the building immediately II. The Evacuation |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:55
| (Dark and brooding march-type instrumental section.) |
Posted By: RoeDent
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:57
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I don't know but I've been told |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 13:58
| An eskimo pu . . . NO! WAIT!!! |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:00
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Banana's dying! OH GEEZ! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:01
| Is that mold?! (Caused by the flood, perhaps?) |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:03
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Oh, when you're crying at the shrine of old friend Pineapple, he'll surely teach you how to move yer booty cool! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:04
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But the Sun Rune reduces the possessor's soul!
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:06
Shriek: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:08
| (Distorted pirate vocal solo.) |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:10
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And we'll keelhaul you as soon as... *gong sound* III. The multivitamine drink factory and DR. Igor's shimmering dreamscape -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:12
| You think regular orange juice is good for you? Think again! |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:21
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You think regular apple juice is good for you? THINK AGAIN! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:23
| chorus: ITZ ONLY TEH MULTIVITAMN JUUCE TAHTS RLY GOUD FOOR U!!1!!! |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:32
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You think regular grape juice is good for you? YOU'RE DAMNED! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:38
| chorus: ITZ ONLY TEH ONLY TEHONLY TEH MULTIVITAMN JUUCE TAHTS RLY GOUD FOOR U!!1!!! |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:40
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But as Dr. Igor watched the clouds ripple and the clear blue sky shimmer, he felt like one of my eyelids. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:42
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She is standing on my eyelids and her hair is in my hair |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:43
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chorus: ITZ ONLY TEH ONLY TEHONLY TEH MUSHROOM JUUCE TAHTS RLY GOUD FOOR U!!1!!! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:45
| But too many vitamins in one juice make you urinate more frequently than you'd like to. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:47
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But fool, I said mushroom juice, so you should know that doctor Igor is. Choir: TRIPPIN YEA!!! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:49
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another ((British) male) choir: OMGHEZTRIPPINLOL, OMGHEZTRIPPINLOL, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!1!11
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:50
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(Several kinds of juices solo) -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:51
| (Sounds of juice turning into urine.) |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:56
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IV. The Funky Sounds Of Urine And Defecation Just one touch, and you'll be free from all yer fearz! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:57
CHORUS: Just one touch - you know where! 
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 14:59
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Toilet papers dancing, in the river of turds! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:02
| CHORUS: They're dancing the quadrille, they're dancing the quadrille . . . IN TEH RIVERR OF RIVERR OF TUUURRRDS!!! |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:05
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And you swing your penis, through the air! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:06
| And it makes such a lonesome sound . . . |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:07
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Like... (urinating solo) -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:09
| Where can I find a save point? |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:13
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In the toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet WAAAGH!!! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:15
| (Mellotron solo.) |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:18
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CHORUS: They're dancing the quadrille, they're dancing the quadrille . . . BUT NOT FO' LONG!!!!!!!!!!! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:20
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Down the drain they go, into the ominous depths below . . .
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:22
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Terrifying sewer ghouls, grasping at the fruits from above! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:23
| Visions of morbid torture, fruits torn to pieces, fruits torn to pieces! |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:29
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PIECES OF FRUITS DEVOURED BY ROARING CREATURES OF THE DEPTHS WORSE THAN NIGHTMAAAAAAAAAREES.... -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:31
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(Demonic trumpet solo! )
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:32
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And the shriek of the ghouls makes you... SHIVER!!!! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:34
| And the touch of the ghouls makes you . . . WET YOUR PANTS!!! |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:50
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So that you lose your mind, and end up dying with a SCREECH! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:51
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Chorus: ISZ HE RLY RECORDIGN A-RLY RECORDIGN A-RLY RECORDIGN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT?!!?!!
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:58
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(gentle humming) -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 15:59
| (fade out . . .) |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 16:07
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V. The fisherman's dirty little secret. (Dissonant distorted organ fade in...) -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 16:08
| As I'm sure you can smell quite well, there's something fishy going on! |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 16:09
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We're not sure what is happening, but feel free to sing along! ------------- 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 16:16
No no no no, it's all gone a-wrong! 
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 16:23
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And he said "He Joel! Is Choirs Of The Eye worth buying one of these days? wooohhooohoyeah!"
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 16:24
| OMG ITZ TOO EXPENISVE ITZ LAIK T2NETY EUOROS11!!!! |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 16:29
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But what's money worth, IN TEH END WHOOOO! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 16:39
| (Tasteless hair metal guitar solo.) |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: April 04 2010 at 16:40
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(Tasty hair cutting solo) -------------
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