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Posted: January 20 2005 at 18:40

Beau Heem wrote:

Ahem...

May I have your attention, please.

While searching for a nice pic to post in this thread (to answer Reed Lover's latest message), I did a google pic search with "gdub" (just to see if anything funny would pop up).

See what I came up with:

Is it any fun?

-Beau

wouldn't expect a picture of dubya to be in a sex and prog thread

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Posted: January 20 2005 at 18:49

It's difficult to imagine Dubya actually getting it on with Laura Bush. What sort of face do you think he pulls? What sort of noises does he make? Do you think they get up to anything weird or kinky?

I know there are some warped imaginations out there - I await your responses with bated breath.

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Posted: January 20 2005 at 21:13

Syzygy wrote:

It's difficult to imagine Dubya actually getting it on with Laura Bush. What sort of face do you think he pulls? What sort of noises does he make? Do you think they get up to anything weird or kinky?

I know there are some warped imaginations out there - I await your responses with bated breath.

hahaha, oh man, that was sooo funny... in a subtle, innocent sort of way.

"damn laura i'm big like texas get up here and do that rodeo thing, mmm...."

"damn woman pump that oil!"

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Posted: January 20 2005 at 21:14

"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
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O' you should have us fall"
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Posted: January 20 2005 at 21:15

but lets not encourage that man to procreate any more, for the sake of our country

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Posted: January 20 2005 at 21:46

Q: What is the definition of a Rodeo F*ck?

A: Whilst grooving in the doggie postion, grab yer girl by the hair and tell her you boinked her sister. Then see how long you can hang on.

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Posted: January 20 2005 at 22:04

I imagine he refers to it as "internalcourse".

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Posted: January 20 2005 at 22:38

to rodeo f**k and internalcourse

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Posted: January 20 2005 at 22:45

sweetnighter, I've gotta hand it to you, this is a very entertaining thread

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Posted: January 20 2005 at 22:46

hehe Internal course

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Posted: January 21 2005 at 13:13

so if one prog band was the equivalent of sex, which band would it be?

is yes sex?
is genesis sex?
is VDGG sex?

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Posted: January 21 2005 at 14:25

You young uns? Probably Rush sex ! Wink

LOL

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Posted: January 21 2005 at 15:44

Reed Lover wrote:

You young uns? Probably Rush sex ! Wink

LOL

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Posted: January 21 2005 at 18:41

King Crimson. Always worth having but not always completely satisfying- usually depending on who it's with at the time.

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Posted: January 21 2005 at 18:45

danbo wrote:

Q: What is the definition of a Rodeo F*ck?

A: Whilst grooving in the doggie postion, grab yer girl by the hair and tell her you boinked her sister. Then see how long you can hang on.

Sounds like a Tom Leykus quote.

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Posted: January 21 2005 at 18:47

^ you do realize that it's "Flash Friday" as we speak.

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Posted: January 21 2005 at 21:40

James Lee wrote:

King Crimson. Always worth having but not always completely satisfying- usually depending on who it's with at the time.

Yes - makes you scream like a girl in words no one else can understand, but it feels great!

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Posted: January 21 2005 at 21:44

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Posted: January 21 2005 at 21:58

I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend

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Posted: January 21 2005 at 22:14

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