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Topic: sex and prog
Posted By: Sweetnighter
Subject: sex and prog
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 10:03
and if so, what band were you listening to?
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 10:09
which time.. and do you mean when the music was live or on media...??
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Posted By: Beau Heem
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 10:34
Warning
Do not indulge in sexual intercourse when Thinking Plague is playing.
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 10:41
Never had sex
------------- Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 11:14
You kidding right? The last itme I tried to shag in 7/4 I done my back in..
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Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 11:21
I think the best song for sex would probably be Witch's Song/I am Your Pussy by Gong. If you've heard that song you'd probably agree
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'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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Posted By: Sweetnighter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 11:35
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 11:40
My favorite was always Keith Emerson's Piano Concerto (live)... that usually gave Greg about 20 minutes off stage time.... and the utilization of time and the locations were always so creative....
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Posted By: Sweetnighter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 11:42
threefates wrote:
My favorite was always Keith Emerson's Piano Concerto
(live)... that usually gave Greg about 20 minutes off stage time....
and the utilization of time and the locations were always so
creative.... |
sh*t, a quickie during a piano solo backstage! Wow, thats impressive.
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"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 11:51
The best I can manage is that I lost my virginity to Japan's 'Sons of Pioneers'
I remember is clearly as it was only last week.
And before you say it Velvet, no it wasn't with the goat I snogged!!
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Posted By: Sweetnighter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 11:55
losing virginity is such a let down. like, yeah, okay its still sex,
but its really bad sex. i could never understand why people would want
to lose their virginity on, say, prom night, or worse, the night after
the wedding. I mean, sex takes practice... don't you want those moments to be mind-blowing experiences?! first-time sex is crap.... well... comparatively.
I love sex.
Don't you?
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"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
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Posted By: goose
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:09
Genesis, if I remember correctly.
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:10
Sweetnighter wrote:
first-time sex is crap.... .
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Roll 'er over, son.
Prog and sex go together well, but I agree, not to Thinking Plague.
You could make up a very sensual prog compilation CD just for the purpose of salicious behavior.
1. In Your Eyes (Gabriel)
2. From the Beginning (ELP)
3. And You and I (Yes)
4. Your Own Special Way (Genesis)
Many many others.....
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:16
Sweetnighter wrote:
threefates wrote:
My favorite was always Keith Emerson's Piano Concerto (live)... that usually gave Greg about 20 minutes off stage time.... and the utilization of time and the locations were always so creative.... |
sh*t, a quickie during a piano solo backstage! Wow, thats impressive.
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You think thats impressive... you should try it up against a really large speaker where the piano is so loud in your ears.. that the throbbing of the speaker becomes the throbbing of your body...
Its pretty intense to say the least and we're both probably lucky we still have our hearing...
Oh.. and the night I lost my virginity was the best sex I've ever had... and it was with the same guy!!!
V
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Posted By: arcer
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:28
Floyd of course, DSOTM (although back in vinyl days, it dind't half interrupt the vibe having to flip over to side two!!! - thank the good lord for CD and repeat play!)
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Posted By: Metropolis
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:29
Porcupine Tree - The Sky Moves Sideways, now that was fun
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:30
Sweetnighter wrote:
I love sex.
Don't you?
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Indeed, sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:32
sigod wrote:
Sweetnighter wrote:
I love sex.
Don't you?
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Indeed, sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. | Sex and laughing is okay, as long as it's not the girl....
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:44
Posted By: Petra
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:48
Yes to Van Der Graaf Generator
I'm not big fan either, I'll say one thing though it was very intense
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Posted By: asuma
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:54
never had sex while listening to prog.
i believe my list has been:
liars
marilyn manson
and crowned king (terrible band)
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 13:05
Tangerine Dream -- but not the spookier stuff.
Zappa -- Broken Hearts are For A**holes, etc.
"I gonna ram it, ram it, ram it...." "Keep it greasy...."
Ha! Just kidding about the Zappa!
Dr. Peter says: Instrumental is best....
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Posted By: Metropolis
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 13:21
I guess I'll try doing it to Liquid Tension Experiment then
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Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 13:29
I've lost my virginity on porcupine tree's stars die
(the collection )
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 13:39
Sigod :
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Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally
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Posted By: Sweetnighter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 14:15
I'm so happy I made this poll.
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Posted By: Tarkustra
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 14:42
threefates wrote:
Sweetnighter wrote:
threefates wrote:
My favorite was always Keith Emerson's Piano Concerto (live)... that usually gave Greg about 20 minutes off stage time.... and the utilization of time and the locations were always so creative.... |
sh*t, a quickie during a piano solo backstage! Wow, thats impressive.
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You think thats impressive... you should try it up against a really large speaker where the piano is so loud in your ears.. that the throbbing of the speaker becomes the throbbing of your body...
Its pretty intense to say the least and we're both probably lucky we still have our hearing...
Oh.. and the night I lost my virginity was the best sex I've ever had... and it was with the same guy!!!
V
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Sh!t !! As a musician, let me just say that either I was born 20 years too late or groupies are just not that much fun anymore!!! Of course, I've never played a stadium either, but stll thats now my No 1 fantasy from now on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uh... Linda, I have a gig upstate NY in March, you wouldn't by chance.... oh well, I'll call ya !
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 15:30
Sweetnighter wrote:
I'm so happy I made this poll.
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Me too! Reading these responses has made my night
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Posted By: mirco
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 15:31
Velvetclown wrote:
Never had sex | What? A swedish? Not even practice by yourself ?
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Posted By: Sweetnighter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 15:39
I don't even understand how you do a quickie backstage. I mean, do you
even get your clothes off, or do you just whip out the necessities? And
what about the roadies and other people moving around, I mean, wouldn't
they see you. "Hey Greg! Drive it home big boy!" I mean, that doesn't
make sense to me... and then he would get his sh*t together and go back
on stage and play for thousands of people? And was this planned, like,
"okay Greg, after The Sheriff get your ass back here so we can f**k
like animals!"
This is one part mind-boggling and one part totally hilarious.
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"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 16:15
Any side-long piece that after 20 minutes or so reaches a great big, sweaty, roaring, screaming, crashing CLIMAX....
Ha!
OMIGAWD! It's... it's... it's.... THE NEW JERUSALEM!!!!
Splork!
Whew!
Got a smoke?
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 16:26
Tarkustra wrote:
uh... Linda, I have a gig upstate NY in March, you wouldn't by chance.... oh well, I'll call ya !
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Haha... Jamie, I don't do upstate... too cold this time of year!
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 16:52
Sweetnighter wrote:
I don't even understand how you do a quickie backstage. I mean, do you even get your clothes off, or do you just whip out the necessities? And what about the roadies and other people moving around, I mean, wouldn't they see you. "Hey Greg! Drive it home big boy!" I mean, that doesn't make sense to me... and then he would get his sh*t together and go back on stage and play for thousands of people? And was this planned, like, "okay Greg, after The Sheriff get your ass back here so we can f**k like animals!"
This is one part mind-boggling and one part totally hilarious.
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Oh so naive...its like being married to a doctor.. You have to be prepared. Short skirts, no underwear, a button down or zippered top, maybe even braless & a tee shirt. No clothes off and I'm sure his guitar tech got quite an eyeful more than once. And I really don't know any rock stars that worried about anyone seeing them do it... It wasn't really planned, however, I knew his off stage time and for how long... and depending on how much adrenaline the nights show would build in him (or me for that matter) would determine whether it was happening or not.... Its an artform boys... what can I tell you...
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Posted By: Sweetnighter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 17:01
threefates wrote:
Sweetnighter wrote:
I don't even understand how
you do a quickie backstage. I mean, do you even get your clothes off,
or do you just whip out the necessities? And what about the roadies and
other people moving around, I mean, wouldn't they see you. "Hey Greg!
Drive it home big boy!" I mean, that doesn't make sense to me... and
then he would get his sh*t together and go back on stage and play for
thousands of people? And was this planned, like, "okay Greg, after The
Sheriff get your ass back here so we can f**k like animals!"
This is one part mind-boggling and one part totally hilarious.
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Oh so naive...its like being married to a doctor.. You have to be
prepared. Short skirts, no underwear, a button down or
zippered top, maybe even braless & a tee shirt. No
clothes off and I'm sure his guitar tech got quite an eyeful more than
once. And I really don't know any rock stars that worried
about anyone seeing them do it...
It wasn't really planned, however, I knew his off stage
time and for how long... and depending on how much adrenaline the
nights show would build in him (or me for that matter) would
determine whether it was happening or not.... Its an artform boys...
what can I tell you... |
Did you do him while he had that shaggy dog haircut, like on the Trilogy album?
Cuz thats weird
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"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
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Posted By: Petra
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 17:03
threefates wrote:
Sweetnighter wrote:
I don't even understand how you do a quickie backstage. I mean, do you even get your clothes off, or do you just whip out the necessities? And what about the roadies and other people moving around, I mean, wouldn't they see you. "Hey Greg! Drive it home big boy!" I mean, that doesn't make sense to me... and then he would get his sh*t together and go back on stage and play for thousands of people? And was this planned, like, "okay Greg, after The Sheriff get your ass back here so we can f**k like animals!"
This is one part mind-boggling and one part totally hilarious.
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Oh so naive...its like being married to a doctor.. You have to be prepared. Short skirts, no underwear, a button down or zippered top, maybe even braless & a tee shirt. No clothes off and I'm sure his guitar tech got quite an eyeful more than once. And I really don't know any rock stars that worried about anyone seeing them do it... It wasn't really planned, however, I knew his off stage time and for how long... and depending on how much adrenaline the nights show would build in him (or me for that matter) would determine whether it was happening or not.... Its an artform boys... what can I tell you...
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Not very romantic though Threefates!
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I'm not special like you
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 17:26
Petra wrote:
threefates wrote:
Sweetnighter wrote:
I don't even understand how you do a quickie backstage. I mean, do you even get your clothes off, or do you just whip out the necessities? And what about the roadies and other people moving around, I mean, wouldn't they see you. "Hey Greg! Drive it home big boy!" I mean, that doesn't make sense to me... and then he would get his sh*t together and go back on stage and play for thousands of people? And was this planned, like, "okay Greg, after The Sheriff get your ass back here so we can f**k like animals!"
This is one part mind-boggling and one part totally hilarious.
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Oh so naive...its like being married to a doctor.. You have to be prepared. Short skirts, no underwear, a button down or zippered top, maybe even braless & a tee shirt. No clothes off and I'm sure his guitar tech got quite an eyeful more than once. And I really don't know any rock stars that worried about anyone seeing them do it... It wasn't really planned, however, I knew his off stage time and for how long... and depending on how much adrenaline the nights show would build in him (or me for that matter) would determine whether it was happening or not.... Its an artform boys... what can I tell you...
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Not very romantic though Threefates!
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Actually it wasn't meant to be romantic, Petra... it was meant to be lustful, hot and steamy and it was some of the hottest times I can remember. I can't even look at a huge amp to this day without getting shakey all over...
If it had been romantic, that would of scared him to death.... actually its when it got sort of romantic that my relationship with him came to an end... You have to remember, these aren't like dating rituals.......
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Posted By: Petra
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 17:38
Oh it must be me then, cos id need more foreplay than a Keith Emerson's Piano Concerto
Does Greg read this site? I wonder what he makes of it and his sexual exploits advertised!
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I'm not special like you
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 17:40
Because, oh-my-gosh, these men are like gods,they are sooooooooooo like...gods. Oh and they have lots of money, booze and drugs.
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Posted By: Petra
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 17:45
Reed Lover wrote:
Because, oh-my-gosh, these men are like gods,they are sooooooooooo like...gods. Oh and they have lots of money, booze and drugs. |
and groupies...
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I'm not special like you
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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 18:04
Have done on many occasions and still do.
I think the most innappropriate soundtrack was probably some Gregorian Chant - didn't plan it that way, just happened to be playing at the time.
------------- 'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 18:15
Reed Lover wrote:
Because, oh-my-gosh, these men are like gods,they are sooooooooooo like...gods. Oh and they have lots of money, booze and drugs. |
Jealous as usual, I see...
And they surely weren't Gods... fallen angels maybe... and it just wasn't Greg either....
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 18:22
Petra wrote:
Oh it must be me then, cos id need more foreplay than a Keith Emerson's Piano Concerto
Does Greg read this site? I wonder what he makes of it and his sexual exploits advertised!
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The foreplay Petra, usually started upon waking in the morning... its why its so addicting.. foreplay was continuous...
I doubt Greg reads this or any other site... but I've read about his sexual exploits in quite a few places by many others, so I'm sure he's pretty use to it by now. You should read Keith Emerson's autobio... But Greg's not the only one of them who would do this or who didn't do this most every night... Robert Plant was notorious for having good times with more than one groupie during a good Jon Bonham drum solo... I've witnessed the same from Richie Blackmore with a friend while I was standing there... Actually Boz Burrell liked it also when Simon Kirke would have an extra long drum solo...
with that much adrenaline raging... and the drugs... it was just a matter of fact really...You just don't get shows that good anymore!!
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 19:25
Should have guessed how THIS thread would go....
Why do I bother trying to make you peons laugh, anyway?
Ha!
There -- at least I find me amusing.
Carey on -- perhaps I'll start a poll....
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Posted By: Metropolis
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 19:29
About what album is best for sex?
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 19:56
Peter wrote:
Should have guessed how THIS thread would go....
Why do I bother trying to make you peons laugh, anyway?
Ha!
There -- at least I find me amusing.
Carey on -- perhaps I'll start a poll....
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But Peter you need to say something funny before we can laugh..
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Posted By: Sweetnighter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 20:18
Posted By: selling_echoes
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 20:23
What I'm curious about is, Threefates, have you ever had a "quick solo experience" with David Gilmour?
He's my little girl crush. Well, his
old self was. I know a guy who's exactly like him though... and it kind
of gets mixed up. Both are named Dave, anyways.
EDIT -- Forgot to answer, haha. Never had sex, but am waiting for a certain Dave to do so.
Seems to me that Heart Of The Sunrise, Echoes, SOYCD, Still....You Turn me On are good.
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Posted By: Rob The Plant
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 20:43
threefates wrote:
Petra wrote:
Oh it must be me then, cos id need more foreplay than a Keith Emerson's Piano Concerto
Does Greg read this site? I wonder what he makes of it and his sexual exploits advertised!
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The foreplay Petra, usually started upon waking in the morning... its why its so addicting.. foreplay was continuous...
I doubt Greg reads this or any other site... but I've read about his sexual exploits in quite a few places by many others, so I'm sure he's pretty use to it by now. You should read Keith Emerson's autobio... But Greg's not the only one of them who would do this or who didn't do this most every night... Robert Plant was notorious for having good times with more than one groupie during a good Jon Bonham drum solo... I've witnessed the same from Richie Blackmore with a friend while I was standing there... Actually Boz Burrell liked it also when Simon Kirke would have an extra long drum solo...
with that much adrenaline raging... and the drugs... it was just a matter of fact really...You just don't get shows that good anymore!!
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Robert was quite the tiger, and not shy about himself either, ever see those tight pants he wears, really brings out his... you know. During the drum solo featured in "The Song Remains The Same" all the band members and Richard Cole go off stage for oral sex, it's funny to see the drum solo if you know where they're really going.
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 21:31
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 22:15
threefates wrote:
Peter wrote:
Why do I bother trying to make you peons laugh, anyway?
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But Peter you need to say something funny before we can laugh..
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Right -- that does it! One mega-poll comin' up!
Don't no one try and stop me, neither!
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Posted By: Sweetnighter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 22:25
sigh....
look what happens. one moment i pick up a yes cd, and the next moment
i'm on a board where every can't wait to hear sex stories from a
40-something former groupie. i mean, what the f**k.
------------- I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 23:23
Sweetnighter wrote:
sigh....
look what happens. one moment i pick up a yes cd, and the next moment i'm on a board where every can't wait to hear sex stories from a 40-something former groupie. i mean, what the f**k.
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Have no fear -- the MEGA-POLL is here!
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Posted By: Sweetnighter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 23:25
have i reached the low point of low points?
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 23:40
^ No, not by a LOOOOOONG shot!
Yet....
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 00:35
Top twenty reasons why
chocolate is better than Sex
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. If you love me you'll swallow that has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you're driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard, chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours,without upsetting your co-workers.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or old to have chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter.
------------- Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 01:31
Sweetnighter wrote:
sigh....
look what happens. one moment i pick up a yes cd, and the next moment i'm on a board where every can't wait to hear sex stories from a 40-something former groupie. i mean, what the f**k.
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Not any more....
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Posted By: Tarkustra
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 10:12
Last time I played a gig in Ithaca, my girlfriend stood at the bar the whole night and flirted with the bartender. She said thats not what she was doing, but it was. Not once has she even come near the stage when we play. Either I'm doing something wrong, or I'm not that good, or I need her to have a conversation with 3fates.
See, now its affecting my confidence. I guess thats what it was all about, huh, 3fates?
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 11:41
Tarkustra wrote:
Last time I played a gig in Ithaca, my girlfriend stood at the bar the whole night and flirted with the bartender. She said thats not what she was doing, but it was. Not once has she even come near the stage when we play.
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Ooh, that's gotta hurt!
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 11:43
Maybe you should pay attention to what you're wearing on stage... Nothing quite stirs me like a man in tight white leather...
I don't know Jamie, maybe its because you guys see so much of each other normally. You can tell me about it this weekend.
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 11:49
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 11:54
------------- Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 12:15
sigod wrote:
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Is that Chris Squire?
Diddy, do you recognize those toes?
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Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 12:39
danbo wrote:
sigod wrote:
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Is that Chris Squire?
Diddy, do you recognize those toes?
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HI I THINK I'LL FIT THE BILL FOR CAMEL
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 12:41
Radioactive Toy wrote:
danbo wrote:
sigod wrote:
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Is that Chris Squire?
Diddy, do you recognize those toes?
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HI I THINK I'LL FIT THE BILL FOR CAMEL
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 13:13
sigod wrote:
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Well I guess its pretty easy to tell this isn't leather...
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 13:28
threefates wrote:
sigod wrote:
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Well I guess its pretty easy to tell this isn't leather...
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It is white and skin tight though...
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 13:46
sigod wrote:
threefates wrote:
sigod wrote:
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Well I guess its pretty easy to tell this isn't leather...
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It is white and skin tight though...
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Doesn't have quite the same effect, now does it??
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Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 13:58
threefates wrote:
sigod wrote:
threefates wrote:
sigod wrote:
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Well I guess its pretty easy to tell this isn't leather...
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It is white and skin tight though...
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Doesn't have quite the same effect, now does it??
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I think I see some balls in those pants too
(Its nothin compared to elvis!)
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 14:38
Radioactive Toy wrote:
threefates wrote:
Doesn't have quite the same effect, now does it??
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I think I see some balls in those pants too
(Its nothin compared to elvis!)
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Exactly... but them balls in leather makes me quiver.... The Elvis guy makes me want to barf.... see "different effect"......
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Posted By: selling_echoes
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 19:37
Dave worth his weight in gold...............................................
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Oi, still thinking now.
Greg Lake doesn't age too well, does he?
I see the "different effect"s .... of time... haha.
DON'T HIT ME.
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 19:47
selling_echoes wrote:
Dave worth his weight in gold............................................... .......................................................... ..................................... Oi, still thinking now.
Greg Lake doesn't age too well, does he?
I see the "different effect"s .... of time... haha.
DON'T HIT ME.
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You're kidding me right, SE... I mean, lets discuss aging...
David Gilmour
Greg Lake
I don't think any of us are exempt from the aging process.... unfortunately Dave's looking like my Grandfather lately....
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Posted By: selling_echoes
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 19:54
I would almost say that you keep these timelines handy... har.
I never said Dave aged well, I just said Greg aged badly.
I think my favorite picture of Greg is the one on your signature
picture, just on the left of the one where we see his bare legs. He,
there, is young and yummy.
Time had such an effect on him that his head became... well... my dinner plate.
I'd like to have Dave as a grandfather. I am garanteeing no incestuous activity.
But his son though, the tall one.... hihi.
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 21:16
Actually I don't see that at all. Maybe its love, but I think he's the most beautiful 57 year old I've ever seen...
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Posted By: Sweetnighter
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 21:49
mmm.... yeah
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 21:52
Well Ian, when you're 57, we'll have to see what you look like...
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Posted By: Sweetnighter
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 22:38
I'll be a sexy beast. I have no fear.
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Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 00:48
that elvis guy scared the crap out of me
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 01:29
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 01:32
Sweetnighter at the age of 57.
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 05:17
Velvetclown wrote:
Sweetnighter at the age of 57.
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Nice t*ts sweetnighter
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Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 07:13
wheres the picture
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Posted By: diddy
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 10:37
threefates wrote:
Actually I don't see that at all. Maybe its love, but I think he's the most beautiful 57 year old I've ever seen...
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OMG...this german TV show was really horrible. It was the second of a two show set...this was the "Love Songs" show...mostly terrible musicians...and very, very old ones...some good guests (As Lake) though...
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Posted By: diddy
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 10:39
danbo wrote:
sigod wrote:
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Is that Chris Squire?
Diddy, do you recognize those toes?
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Indeed...very similar to Chris Squire
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 11:30
diddy wrote:
threefates wrote:
Actually I don't see that at all. Maybe its love, but I think he's the most beautiful 57 year old I've ever seen...
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OMG...this german TV show was really horrible. It was the second of a two show set...this was the "Love Songs" show...mostly terrible musicians...and very, very old ones...some good guests (As Lake) though...
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Actually it also had Ian Anderson, Eric Burdon, Lou Gramm, Percy Sledge, Delores O'Riodan from the Cranberries, Chris Thompson from Manfred Mann, Scott McKenzie (who sang San Francisco.. and who used to live near me growing up)... I've seen most of it... I was just upset cause they only let Greg sing 2 verses of Lucky Man... I guess tho finishing the song where the character dies.. wouldn't fit the "Love Songs" theme...
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 12:34
Seperated at birth?
Scrummy geriatric Greg and TV/Film hardman Ray Winstone?
"Where's you f***ing tool?"
No, not 3F8Ts to Greg, but a line from Ray's inspired performance in "Scum"
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Posted By: diddy
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 12:53
threefates wrote:
diddy wrote:
threefates wrote:
Actually I don't see that at all. Maybe its love, but I think he's the most beautiful 57 year old I've ever seen...
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OMG...this german TV show was really horrible. It was the second of a two show set...this was the "Love Songs" show...mostly terrible musicians...and very, very old ones...some good guests (As Lake) though...
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Actually it also had Ian Anderson, Eric Burdon, Lou Gramm, Percy Sledge, Delores O'Riodan from the Cranberries, Chris Thompson from Manfred Mann, Scott McKenzie (who sang San Francisco.. and who used to live near me growing up)... I've seen most of it... I was just upset cause they only let Greg sing 2 verses of Lucky Man... I guess tho finishing the song where the character dies.. wouldn't fit the "Love Songs" theme...
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Indeed it had some good ones (as I said)...but I really hated Tomas Gottschalk and his unfitting comments...but maybe I was a bit prejudiced because the first show was worse, apart from Ian Anderson who did Locomotive Breath and played in the show's band. Peter Gabriel was of course quite good (but short), but the rest (Peter Kraus , BAP,Chris Norman, Status Quo, Reamonn and The Rasmus). And the interviews
Ok, but back to topic...
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 13:28
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Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 14:37
Reed Lover wrote:
"Where's you f***ing tool?"
No, not 3F8Ts to Greg, but a line from Ray's inspired performance in "Scum"
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Are you sure... sounds just like something I would say....
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 14:41
diddy wrote:
threefates wrote:
diddy wrote:
threefates wrote:
Actually I don't see that at all. Maybe its love, but I think he's the most beautiful 57 year old I've ever seen...
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OMG...this german TV show was really horrible. It was the second of a two show set...this was the "Love Songs" show...mostly terrible musicians...and very, very old ones...some good guests (As Lake) though...
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Actually it also had Ian Anderson, Eric Burdon, Lou Gramm, Percy Sledge, Delores O'Riodan from the Cranberries, Chris Thompson from Manfred Mann, Scott McKenzie (who sang San Francisco.. and who used to live near me growing up)... I've seen most of it... I was just upset cause they only let Greg sing 2 verses of Lucky Man... I guess tho finishing the song where the character dies.. wouldn't fit the "Love Songs" theme...
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Indeed it had some good ones (as I said)...but I really hated Tomas Gottschalk and his unfitting comments...but maybe I was a bit prejudiced because the first show was worse, apart from Ian Anderson who did Locomotive Breath and played in the show's band. Peter Gabriel was of course quite good (but short), but the rest (Peter Kraus , BAP,Chris Norman, Status Quo, Reamonn and The Rasmus). And the interviews
Ok, but back to topic...
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Actually I so agree with you about Tomas Gottschalk... he was extremely irritating... If I could cut him out of the beginning and ending of this clip, I certainly would....
http://home.earthlink.net/~luckyman04/luckyman512.wmv - http://home.earthlink.net/~luckyman04/luckyman512.wmv
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 14:50
You can - Sony Forge - Wave Editor. I use it to cut the acoustic guitar middle section of Take A Pebble out on the CD version. HAhahahahahahaha
Sorry, just a joke.
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Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 17:08
^ awww, that's one of my favorite parts in any ELP release!
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 17:32
I love that too, James..........
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 20 2005 at 16:50
Velvetclown wrote:
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Have this woman sent to my chambers immediately!
Oh, she's a drawing...DOH!!!!
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 20 2005 at 17:10
sigod wrote:
Velvetclown wrote:
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Have this woman sent to my chambers immediately!
Oh, she's a drawing...DOH!!!!
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Wow Sigod. You have a chambers? All I have is a stupid bedroom.
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Posted By: Beau Heem
Date Posted: January 20 2005 at 17:15
sigod's Chambers
Dwayne Chambers
You must be a rich sports manager, sigod. Or?
-Beau
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 20 2005 at 17:18
Posted By: Beau Heem
Date Posted: January 20 2005 at 17:29
Ahem...
May I have your attention, please.
While searching for a nice pic to post in this thread (to answer Reed
Lover's latest message), I did a google pic search with "gdub" (just to
see if anything funny would pop up).
See what I came up with:
Is it any fun?
-Beau
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 20 2005 at 17:48
Posted By: Beau Heem
Date Posted: January 20 2005 at 17:53
Gee. Me stupid is. I wonder do. Tired I am.
Sleep. Now. 'til next clubbing.
Every morning I get all beaten up by bastards who say "UnoWHo sent us." Hence the expression "clubbing"
-Beau
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 20 2005 at 17:55
Beau Heem wrote:
Gee. Me stupid is. I wonder do. Tired I am.
Sleep. Now. 'til next clubbing.
Every morning I get all beaten up by bastards who say "UnoWHo sent us." Hence the expression "clubbing"
-Beau
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Aah, I wondered how long before the yoda effect would kick in! Too much posting it is!
Every morning I get all beaten up by bastards who say "UnoWHo sent us."
Probably sent by the Record Companies!
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