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Did you slap FiP with a pink salmon, a red salmon, a salmon trout or a wild salmon? Whicheve it was, it sounds a bit fishy to me
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pun fail
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The search for nonexistent perfection.
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Bit like some sigs I knowWink
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Which sigs would those be?
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Just the ones I don't understand.
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Points: 15141 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2009 at 12:39
^ Like:
Originally posted by Freeblower Freeblower wrote:

N.: "Play a slap fill on the bass, that'd be funny." 
L.: "*gullible voice* Funny." 
N: "Funny funny, your mother's a w***e." 
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Yeah I guess that's quite a prominent (and possibly only) example of the genreTongue
 
David Bowie decides to go to the bar but brings same mates with him tonight for security. He has Carlos Alomar, Robert Fripp, Stevie Ray Vaughan and the ghost of Mick Ronson. But they argue about lead guitar licks and it's getting messy.
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I didn't mind David Bowie a while ago, but because I see him every f*cking day in this bar I get frustrated by his looks, his music, the way he acts... everything!!!!
I grab one of the guitars from the guitarists and smack Bowie's head off his body. 
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Bowie's disembodied head wobbles along the floor moaning something about Golden Years before spitting straight in FiP's groin. Someone shouts "Stop that soul stuff Bowie" and treads firmly on his head.
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I whipe Bowie's spit off my groin and eat a pear.
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Points: 7053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2009 at 13:26
So that's why David (Atavachron) changed his avatarSmile
 
Bowie screws his head back on his shoulders and starts a debate with Stevie Ray about the merits of plums and apricots.
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I close my ears and stare at a barstool.
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I pour sugar on the barstool floydispink is staring at.
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Why?
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Because he is in love with you?
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I light the barstool on fire, and add some lemon juice to the sugar before doing so.
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Originally posted by floydispink floydispink wrote:

Because I am in love with the barstool?
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I cough. Twice.
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What's it to do with me - me & Michelle Pfeiffer* left the bar hours ago - that's why I'm so tired.
 
 
*Remember I'm much older than most of you lot
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I mock Vompatti for not coughing 2 1/2 times.
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