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The Sleepwalker 
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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 Posted: December 11 2009 at 05:04 |
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The firemen laugh at Joel and kick him back to the bottom of the well.
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
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Points: 19643
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Posted: December 11 2009 at 05:07 |
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I call up Gay Eric who comes and rapes all of the firemen, and then helps me out of the well!
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 11 2009 at 05:09 |
 progkidjoel wrote:
I call up Gay Eric who comes and rapes all of the firemen, and then helps me out of the well and gently strokes my genitals! |
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
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Points: 19643
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Posted: December 11 2009 at 05:13 |
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I get falsely quoted!
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 11 2009 at 05:15 |
When!? 
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progkidjoel
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Location: Australia
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Points: 19643
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Posted: December 11 2009 at 05:16 |
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I make love to attractive women!
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 11 2009 at 05:17 |
progkidjoel wrote:
I make love to attractive men! |
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progkidjoel
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Posted: December 11 2009 at 05:18 |
I break FiP's fingers one by one 
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 11 2009 at 05:21 |
Each of my fingers actually are booby traps. When Joel breaks one of my thumbs a missile shoots out and destroys his face... Now he's forced to go to dingo's surgery and look like Michael Jackson (Why stop making jokes even if he's dead?  ). |
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
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Points: 19643
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Posted: December 11 2009 at 05:22 |
I rip off FiP's face and wear it
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: December 11 2009 at 05:24 |
Joel was blinded so he only thought he ripped off my face... it actually was the butt of a midget biker. It looks very good though, Joel. |
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The Runaway
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Joined: May 28 2009
Location: London
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Points: 3144
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Posted: December 11 2009 at 12:45 |
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OH BUTTS
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horsewithteeth11
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Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Kentucky
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Points: 24598
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Posted: December 11 2009 at 19:32 |
I stab floydispink in the genitals. Except I forgot it does nothing because he's really a woman and there's nothing there. 
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The Runaway
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Joined: May 28 2009
Location: London
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Posted: December 12 2009 at 03:00 |
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FIP shouts a loud "Oooh!"
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
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Points: 15141
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Posted: December 12 2009 at 03:57 |
birdwithteeth11 wrote:
I stab floydispink in the genitals. Except I forgot it does nothing because he's really a woman and there's nothing there.
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So you mean if someone would be stabbed in her vagina she wouldn't feel anything at all? 
IActually, birdwithteeth stabbed my cockprotectorshield, which reflected the attack to his face. Take that, you flying rat!
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el dingo
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Joined: October 08 2008
Location: Norwich UK
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Points: 7053
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Posted: December 12 2009 at 15:42 |
floydispink wrote:
Each of my fingers actually are booby traps.
When Joel breaks one of my thumbs a missile shoots out and destroys his face...
Now he's forced to go to dingo's surgery and look like Michael Jackson (Why stop making jokes even if he's dead? ). |
Sorry but even Dr Dingo has his limits. If Joel really has been up to what everyone (oh okay just FiP) alleges, he would have contracted so many nasties we wouldn't let him in the surgery, let alone treat him. Down the well, time with Gay Eric & the firemen, destroyed face, farty breath... no way, not in my consulting room 
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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horsewithteeth11
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Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Kentucky
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Points: 24598
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Posted: December 12 2009 at 19:57 |
floydispink wrote:
birdwithteeth11 wrote:
I stab floydispink in the genitals. Except I forgot it does nothing because he's really a woman and there's nothing there.
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So you mean if someone would be stabbed in her vagina she wouldn't feel anything at all? |
No, I mean one would miss in stabbing for the penis because there is no penis. I slap floydispink for getting confused so easily from my statements.
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
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Points: 19643
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Posted: December 12 2009 at 20:13 |
I ban BWT for slapping in the bar 
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horsewithteeth11
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Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Kentucky
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Points: 24598
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Posted: December 12 2009 at 20:34 |
Wrong thread, Joel. I offer Joel the option of holding FiP down while I slap him with a salmon or slapping him in the face with a salmon while I hold him down.
Edited by birdwithteeth11 - December 12 2009 at 20:34
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 19643
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Posted: December 12 2009 at 20:37 |
I ban BWT for thinking it was a mistake
I choose to slap FiP with le samon!
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