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The Sleepwalker 
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 Posted: May 28 2010 at 03:38 |
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K SRY
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 28 2010 at 03:40 |
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K NO PORBLEM
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RoeDent
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Posted: May 28 2010 at 06:40 |
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Choir: He has no problem with that OH NO he has no probleeeeemm....with that!
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Joined: July 02 2008
Location: Australia
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Points: 14258
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Posted: May 28 2010 at 09:03 |
Magma chant:
He points his ears
he has no fears
no souvenirs
of XXXX beers
no bandoliers
or conveniers
or massive steers
to sell my wares
Vander: hey wares doesnt rhyme
annoying girl : it does with my accent
Choir: accent, fax sent, back rent, accident
Female: Laxative, faxative, backs are if, accideve
Male: moron, four on, pour on, store on
Choir: (high pitch) blazing, amazing, phasing, grazing
goes up an octave
Choir: accent, fax sent, back rent, accident
Female: Laxative, faxative, backs are if, accideve
Male: moron, four on, pour on, store on
Choir: (high pitch) blazing, amazing, phasing, grazing
goes up higher
Choir: accent, fax sent, back rent, accident
Female: Laxative, faxative, backs are if, accideve
Male: moron, four on, pour on, store on
Choir: (high pitch) blazing, amazing, phasing, grazing
goes up ridiculoously high!
Choir: accent, fax sent, back rent, accident
Female: Laxative, faxative, backs are if, accideve
Male: moron, four on, pour on, store on
Choir: (high pitch) blazing, amazing, phasing, graziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
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RoeDent
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Posted: May 28 2010 at 09:09 |
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*Everything goes quiet suddenly, sheep sounds are heard*
Solo voice: ....on the grass, the seven sheep are marching
Toward the rising sun in the east
Where, upon their arrival, they will feast
On some wildebeest
Edited by RoeDent - May 28 2010 at 09:12
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Location: Australia
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Points: 14258
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Posted: May 28 2010 at 09:28 |
The wildebeest steps to the microphone: MOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR MMOOOOOOOOURRREER
Cud chewer: Munch MOoonONONch MPPODHNC MONDNDNDN MUchchchchnchhcnchch
Annoying girl: My wildebeest is made of yeast
I had a feast and wind needs to be released
Huge fart is heard
Now I have been released
I can feast on my wildebeast
As east is east at least
I have been teased
with the greater of ease
those daring young men
in their flyyyyyyyyyyyying maaaaaaaaaaaaachiiiiiiiiiiiines
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: May 28 2010 at 09:30 |
so when we use our mind and take a step out of time
we can do anything
that we want to do
with our handy dandy note book!
sue me
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RoeDent
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Posted: May 28 2010 at 13:04 |
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The Trial of AtomicCrimsonRush
(2-minute instrumental prelude)
Rock singer: All rise for judge...
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refugee
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Posted: May 30 2010 at 09:02 |
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Judge:
So how do you plead?
ACR:
Not guilty.
Defense:
Indeed!
Hysterical woman:
Go repay your fines!
Plaintiff:
We all know what you’ve done,
the finale has begun.
Edited by refugee - May 30 2010 at 09:05
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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refugee
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Posted: May 30 2010 at 09:44 |
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[Snoring sounds: The defendant is resting.]
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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RoeDent
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Posted: May 31 2010 at 08:45 |
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Sleeep...sleeeeep...for tomorrow ye shall wake and be found...
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: May 31 2010 at 09:30 |
ACR: i admit the deed!
Attorney: what deed?
ACR: THE deed!
Prosecutor: THE deed?
ACR: Yes, THE deed!
Prosecutor: THE deed, huh? The one where you stole a perfectly good verse from a perfectly annoying childrens TV show?
ACR: Yeah that!
Prosecutor: M'lud note exhibit A
Jury: Exhibit AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Prosecutor: er yeah, exhibit A
Jury: Exhibit AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Judge: Let us seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, exhibit AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Prosecutor: read it to the jury so all can be awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare.
Judge: (reading) so when we use our mind and take a step out of time
we can do anything
that we want to do
with our handy dandy note book!
You jerk! Thats from a TV show!
ACR: I know that.
Prosecutor: Which one?
Jury: BLUES CLUES!
Prosecutor: Which one?
Jury: BLUES CLUES!
Prosecutor: THAT one?
Jury: BLUES CLUES!
Prosecutor: I KNow that one?
Jury: BLUES CLUES!
Judge: Shuttup!
Jury: SORRY!
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RoeDent
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Posted: May 31 2010 at 12:16 |
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Judge: Minute-guy, are you recording this?
Minute-guy: I'm recording it!
Jury: OH NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!! If he records it again, I'll kill him!!!
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 31 2010 at 12:21 |
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Black Minutes of Memorial Sand?
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: May 31 2010 at 12:42 |
I've always thought of you
as a fragile little gnome in my home where a condom devours the mosquitos and flies and a moonman laughs about it with his shriek he cracks the walls and leaves me without any protection of the cold wind that feels like a ice cube jumping out of a glass of other little ice cubes and a man wearing a raincoat and a yellow hat tells the children to stay aware of the bogeyman that roams the silent streets at night and yells words ......................................oh.................yeah..................oh...................yeah!!!...!!....!!.........!!.......like "hey", "yo" and lines like "why did you eat my chocolate?!"
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: May 31 2010 at 12:48 |
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(condom solo)
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 31 2010 at 12:51 |
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"Sex with a condom is like a banana with gloves on."
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: May 31 2010 at 12:57 |
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Eurovision guy: and here is the contestant for Finland, Viktor Vompatti, with his song "WTF IMMA PYRAT LOL!".
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 31 2010 at 12:59 |
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Do I get background dancers? Or background mincers?
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: May 31 2010 at 13:00 |
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Yes, dancing fat pirates and a gigantic galleon on the background.
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