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Atavachron 
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Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65549
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 Posted: August 01 2017 at 16:35 |
 Atavachron wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Lie to me about the history of Algeria. |
In Timgad you'd be considered extremely attractive. |
And that tiny penis of yours? Huge.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: August 01 2017 at 16:48 |
Atavachron wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Lie to me about the history of Algeria. |
In Timgad you'd be considered extremely attractive.
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Is it too late to enlist in the Navy?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: August 01 2017 at 16:48 |
Atavachron wrote:
Atavachron wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Lie to me about the history of Algeria. |
In Timgad you'd be considered extremely attractive. |
And that tiny penis of yours? Huge.
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Finally, I can get the Canadian parliament to take my phone calls.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65549
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Posted: August 01 2017 at 23:18 |
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In this month's issue of Cyst Drainer ;
- Yellow Puss vs. Pink Puss
- The Truth About Self-Drainage
- Medical Photography: What You Need to Know Before Your Shoot
- Leonard Nimoy's Last Interview About Cyst Management
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65549
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Posted: August 01 2017 at 23:43 |
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Snot Not Pot: California Green Politics and the New Mucous Industry
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: August 01 2017 at 23:44 |
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51 minutes in a elevator is more than 22 minutes.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: August 01 2017 at 23:44 |
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I'm amazed that they closed the roller coaster.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: August 01 2017 at 23:50 |
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I sewed a button on Julie.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: August 01 2017 at 23:50 |
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Dig a hole with your erection.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65549
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Posted: August 02 2017 at 00:26 |
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Stephen Hawking is a Big Fat Idiot: Trump-Think and America's Brave New World
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
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Posted: August 02 2017 at 01:28 |
Atavachron wrote:
In this month's issue of Cyst Drainer ;
- Yellow Puss vs. Pink Puss
- The Truth About Self-Drainage
- Medical Photography: What You Need to Know Before Your Shoot
- Leonard Nimoy's Last Interview About Cyst Management
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made me smile all day 
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
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Posted: August 02 2017 at 06:13 |
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Doomed PA Forum Threads #99: Steven Wilson Says Your Mom is like Viv Nicholson (she blew millions): Discuss
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52476
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Posted: August 02 2017 at 06:59 |
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I can trace my ancestry back to the "Paper Towels and Paper Plates Kerfuffle of 2015."
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52476
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Posted: August 02 2017 at 07:12 |
Atavachron wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Chocolate-covered poop wasn't the big hit Ernest was expecting. |
He should deep-fry the stuff: now we're talkin'.
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He has been tinkering with a toilet that uses vegetable oil instead of water, but the heating element has been problematic.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52476
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Posted: August 02 2017 at 07:13 |
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I am the ghost of improbable telephones.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: August 02 2017 at 10:14 |
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Your grandmother f**ks like a girl.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: August 02 2017 at 10:14 |
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Hope is not a chocolate sauce.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52476
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Posted: August 02 2017 at 12:59 |
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I'll gladly roll my window down for a colonoscopy.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52476
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Posted: August 02 2017 at 12:59 |
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When you wake up between the mattress and the bed frame, soap is the least of your worries.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: August 02 2017 at 15:09 |
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The uglier you are, the more people want to see your cannibalized.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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