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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 00:25 |
Atavachron wrote:
You just don't see the classic pimp anymore; Where's the feather boas? The creased, salmon-orange bellbottoms with matching belt? The oversize fedoras?
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You should travel to Belgrade.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 00:25 |
Like a mop.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Online
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 01:15 |
The Seamen's Semen: Maritime Erotica 1870 - 1930
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 01:18 |
When you look forward to watching Mannix you know you've got problems.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 01:23 |
Adventures in Heirloom Bean Growing
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 05:32 |
An archeological dig in Western Scotland has unearthed some Paleolithic cave art which some experts believe might represent some of the very first examples of graffiti by homo sapiens. The apparent anachronisms however, remain the handiwork of an unknown creator:
Desmond Dekker Wis'nae Fae Twechar
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 05:37 |
Airsick as a Parrot: Why similes should never march hand in hand with technology
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progaardvark
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Joined: June 14 2007
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 06:25 |
Vompatti wrote:
Jennifer's addiction began at age five when she ate the seat of the family car. |
I came across one of Jennifer's seatless cars at a used car dealer in Tipton, Pennsylvania. It should be in a museum.
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 06:27 |
Ranchbag corkfart housetrack bumpdump.
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 06:28 |
Was there a lot of peeing going on last night?
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 06:28 |
It was an aggressive parody with a touch of diarrhea.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 12:30 |
June is the month with the highest number of Vatican Cities in Europe.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Points: 166183
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 12:30 |
When you fill out your will, please forgot how to spell 'collection'.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Points: 166183
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 22:19 |
Your tunic is three sizes too small.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Points: 166183
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 23:44 |
Sometimes a shark doesn't want to eat you.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Online
Points: 65550
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Posted: July 27 2017 at 23:54 |
I take my coffee the way I take my men; Half-caff eggnog frappuccino with a dash of nutmeg.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Online
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Posted: July 28 2017 at 02:18 |
Not-Quite-Right George R.R. Martin Book Titles #21 - A Nose for Blood and Silver
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
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Points: 11420
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Posted: July 28 2017 at 06:26 |
Hangovers are like condensed milk: they take the water out
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: July 28 2017 at 06:28 |
An Australian Cardinal Goes Down Under but the charges will probably get dropped
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Man With Hat
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Location: Neurotica
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Posted: July 28 2017 at 10:21 |
It's better to conserve your anal leakage.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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