Bar Fight! throws beer mug

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   Because of Elton John's music making me agressive I turn from a newt to a big lazardman. With my sharp claws I crush some  tables and barstools. I also look pretty angry at Vompatti, and his face expresses the same fear as the cover of KC's debut.

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The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: November 16 2009 at 06:55
	Because of Elton John's music making me agressive I turn from a newt to a big lazardman. With my sharp claws I crush some tables and barstools. I also look pretty angry at Vompatti, and his face expresses the same fear as the cover of KC's debut.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: November 16 2009 at 06:56
	I wet myself.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: November 16 2009 at 06:59
	I throw a bucket of whiskey over Vompatti's face. He now is very wet and temporary blind.

Moogtron III Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: April 26 2005 Location: Belgium Status: Offline Points: 10616	Posted: November 16 2009 at 07:02
	Inspired by floydispink's action and Vompatti's loss of eyesight I play a medley of Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles songs

The Runaway Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: May 28 2009 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 3144	Posted: November 16 2009 at 07:22
	I throw a grenade at the piano and proceed to asskick Joel and Moogtron. ANOTHER BLOWIN FREE THREAD SUCCEEDS!
	Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: November 16 2009 at 07:25
	^ You can't do that! I've already burned Joel to ashes with my fire breath. I scratch BF with my lizard claws.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: November 16 2009 at 07:43
	I still haven't gotten the fries I ordered on the previous page.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: November 16 2009 at 07:45
	I grab a blade and cut Vompatti's fingers of. I put them in the frier and when they look nice and crunchy I serve them to Vompatti with mayonaise, which is the Dutch way.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: November 16 2009 at 07:47
	I happily eat my fingers. Once they're inside me it's as if I never lost them.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: November 16 2009 at 07:47
	Once again I go outside to take some fresh air.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: November 16 2009 at 07:49
	While FIP is outside I defecate in his pint of Guinness.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: November 16 2009 at 07:51
	I go back inside. I am to drunk to remember that I had a pint of guiness, so I order another.

Moogtron III Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: April 26 2005 Location: Belgium Status: Offline Points: 10616	Posted: November 16 2009 at 08:08
	Cheers, floydispink Since my piano exploded because of Blowin' Free's granate, I use the knives which I hadn't been able to stab in the instrument yet like a true Keith Emerson. With them I cut of floydispink's fingers, because he spoilt my appetite using DUTCH mayonaise for Vompatti's fingers, while everyone knows that Belgian mayonaise is superior in every way.

The Runaway Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: May 28 2009 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 3144	Posted: November 16 2009 at 08:11
	I start singing Bohemian Rhapsody along with a female friend of mine and then proceed to kick to stab FIP in the stomach, twist the knife, and just in time for the line: "So you think you can stab me in the tummy with a knife?"
	Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: November 16 2009 at 08:14
	I bite in Moogtron's arm with my poisonous fangs and start chewing on them (with some Dutch mayonaise, of course).

The Runaway Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: May 28 2009 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 3144	Posted: November 16 2009 at 08:42
	I slit FIP's neck. The paramedics will arrive in 3 posts and he will be able to continue 2 posts after that.
	Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: November 16 2009 at 08:52
	No need for paramedics. My lizardman skin is self-healing, kind of like when you pull of a salamander's tail, but I can heal much faster. I throw Moogtron against Blowin' Free's forehead.

Moogtron III Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: April 26 2005 Location: Belgium Status: Offline Points: 10616	Posted: November 16 2009 at 09:03
	Somewhat blown away by the hostile attacks (well, are there any friendly attacks?) I crawl out of the bar, into the shop on the corner, order a new piano with weels under it, roll it back into the bar, play Tarkus' theme and waltz over both floydispink and Blowin Free.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: November 16 2009 at 09:05
	I'm very flat now. I'm going outside (again) to inflate myself with air.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: November 16 2009 at 09:20
	I get back in the bar and use my incredible powers. I create a huge landslide that pulls the bar underwater. Everbody is supposed to drown, but I, as a cool amphibic lizardman can breath.

Bar Fight! *throws beer mug*

Bar Fight! throws beer mug