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Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

"My Little Dude Gets Cold in the Winter" : A History of Peniswear in the Northern Latitudes, 1600-1945

That's been out of print for decades.   Originals go for thousands.

 
I tried to buy a copy in 1999...lets just say I won' be using a hammer for 66 more months if you know what I mean...
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Drippier panache.
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They're pretty consistent.
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Large sand barrier.
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They were known as "Victorian love monkeys" but love was far from what they offered.
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Which case of Portuguese art did you want to fondle tonight?
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Large sand barrier.

 
I kept it there for 58 minutes.
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The death of the pharaoh took us all by surprise.
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Unusual fortune cookie messages #880: "Do you still want a cookie?"

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Mathematically inclined Greeks in Wyoming will be eating leg of hypotemoose this Easter weekend.
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Why do I eat with a mouth when I have all these other holes?
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I oil my tongue every six months or after every 1,250,000 words, whichever comes first.
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I thought I was in charge of the tires, but I was informed that I'm really in charge of my own hair and nobody else's hair.
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Some lasagnas float, others form colonies.
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Pervert your eyes.
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Headline: Airlines consider fee on emotional baggage.
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George was named the world's greatest retard.

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That's the wrong side of the oven.
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I stuck a brownie in each one of my back pants pockets. In the front pockets, I filled each of them up with fresh oatmeal. Next I unzipped my pants and poured in a can of stewed tomatoes. I discovered I had two shirt pockets. In each of these I filled them up with peas in a nice butter sauce. At this point the Captain ordered me to roll around on the floor. If there is one thing I'm good at, it's following orders. I proceeded to roll.
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