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Pnoom!

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 13:39

Phileas, you're acting like a noob, which means you have to get back in.

Philéas

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 13:57

I'm in? In that case I rejoin.

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 14:12

What, you're taking directions from other band members!@!#@$#*$&*#($&(#($&#(*$##(*$#(&*#@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I quit.

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 14:13

By the way... the Moody Noobs have almost 600 comments...

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 14:13

That makes me happy. I'm back in.

Philéas

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 14:16

How about writing a concept album about happiness?

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 15:44

Dude, I'm in the middle of a concept album slamming wikipedia right now, I don't have the time to be happy. You guys are trying to overwork me. I quit.

Edited by inpraiseoffolly - November 07 2006 at 15:44

Philéas

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 15:47

I can't work with unhappy people who quit all the time. I quit.

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 16:30

Well, you're the only person who was overworking me, so since you've quit, I'm back in.

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 16:34

What we have so far slamming wikipedia/celebrating success:

Wiki (pedia)

Who’s the one that we all hate
Wiki (pedia)
The one that we all want to berate
Wiki (pedia)

Who are we all gonna boycott
Wiki (pedia)
Because they’re a bunch of old sots
Wiki (pedia)

They don’t know right from wrong
Wiki (pedia)
They don’t even like our songs
Wiki (pedia)

So let’s stick it to those old farts
Wiki (pedia)
And shove down their throats our art
Wiki (pedia)

The Whistler quit, and it’s all their fault
Wiki (pedia)
So let’s charge them with mental assault
Wiki (pedia)

This problem has grown rather large
Wiki (pedia)
So stand behind me as I call out, “CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!”
Wiki (pedia)

They’ve crossed the boundaries of sin
Let’s get ‘em, men
We’re a band, we must therefore win
And we can live freely then

Charge, let’s go
Or else the world will never know
Who we are and what we do
They’ll never know the Moody Noobs
Unless we do something now
To take down those wiki cows!

Close to the Edge (of my toilet seat)

The Solid Mass of Mine

A seasonal pill could protect you from the grips of constipation
And rearrange your bowels to the solid poopy nation
And achieve it all with sounds that come from within
Marking the utter grip of this awful constipation

And it’s getting nowhere, keeping me stuck here
Making me want to say, “oh dear oh dear oh dear”
Taking away all worries of the moment
So I can focus solely on my excrement

Close to the edge of my toilet seat
Not far away, not far away
Introducing the water to uncle meat
Not far away, not far away

Close to the edge of my toilet seat
Introducing the water to uncle meat
I pee up, I sh*t down
But it’s not over and done
And I am not yet whole

Total Poop Retain

My anus contracted, keeping with love the excrement inside
I change as if almost strained for the pain I cannot abide
I would rather be crucified, please hold my hand
And help me let it out, or I’ll quit the band

Close to the edge of my toilet seat
Not far away, not far away
Introducing the water to uncle meat
Not far away, not far away

Close to the edge of my toilet seat
Introducing the water to uncle meat
Seasons have passed by
I pee up, I sh*t down

I Pee Up, I sh*t Down

I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down

Seasons of Toiletry

Close to the edge of my toilet seat
Introducing the water to uncle meat
Seasons have passed by
But it’s not yet over and done
No need to ask me why
It's because I am a guy
Seasons have passed by
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down

On Wikiiiiiiippppppeeeeedddddiiiiiiiaaaaaaaa

Get 'Em Out By Monday

The founder of wikipedia the online wiki

Get 'em out by Monday

You cannot post until the article is a ghost

Get 'em out by Monday

We must spit 'em out like a burnt pork roast

The other wikipedia dude (also known as the devil)

I represent a conglameration of evil forces who recently

Poisoned this online resource to death

And you've drawn your last breath

Your last breath wo-oh wo-oh

The Whistler (a founder):

I absolutely cannot believe

I quit because they asked us to leave

Australian:

We were gotten out by monday

I told you before you ought to let us stay

Now lets all quit

And hope our troubles run away

The Whistler:

After all this time (these last few days)

They've kicked us out of our wiki space

We offered to revamp the questioned article

But they destroyed us like you can't destroy a particle

The founder of that awful wiki place

Came here to day and said "get your ass to myspace"

A place that won't even load our pictures

Oh, this change is going to be hard

This is an announcement from Truth control:

There is a restraining order on the Moody Noobs

I hear the truth control has been contaminating

All the truth to which it can grab hold, how bold

They say now they're getting rid of the Moody Noobs

You know what I have to say to those utter boobs

You fools

And beginning with our sad old band

They've kicked truth out from the land

And I do not understand

So calling all record labels

Please invest in our inept organization

So the Moody Noobs can someday be rich

The Sweet Smell of Victory

The sweet taste of success
The sweet smell of victory
It is the best
Feeling to me

The sexy hunk
The dexterious fellow
The master lyricist
The Whistler as we know
The grand Phileas
And Jeffrey Hammond Hammond
We can count on you (please, please join)
Lead our happy band
As we abscond
From the entire music land

Also, we will have one song that is entirely someone reading to the melody, as Australian put it, my kick-ass bio.

Edited by inpraiseoffolly - November 07 2006 at 16:35

Bastille Dude View Drop Down

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 16:39

Absolutley brilliant. Thumbs Up

DEATH TO FALSE PROG!

Bastille Dude View Drop Down

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 16:49

Now that we have a mypsace page, people will really start to take us seriously. Oh wait, we only have three friends on our myspace page including Tom, I'm quitting until we get more fans.

Edited by Bastille Dude - November 07 2006 at 16:49

DEATH TO FALSE PROG!

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 17:20

Bastille Dude wrote:

Now that we have a mypsace page, people will really start to take us seriously. Oh wait, we only have three friends on our myspace page including Tom, I'm quitting until we get more fans.

At last count, we only had one. That means we've improved 300%, so I think you can rejoin.

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 17:21

By the way, if we ever get put on Wikipedia again, we will band together to delete our article.

Philéas

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 17:25

I rejoin to ask if I can play a bassoon solo in the background throughout the album. Can I?

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 17:43

Philéas wrote:

I rejoin to ask if I can play a bassoon solo in the background throughout the album. Can I?

Yes. But you must also play energetic sitar solo clones of the guitar solos on Pink Floyd's The Final Cut.

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 17:46

And then you must quit, calling the band a spent force creatively. We'll write an album slamming you for quitting, and then use you as a hired musician. At this point, you'll get to rejoin the band, and I'll write the album about happiness you've suggested.

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