The M00dy N00bs
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Topic: The M00dy N00bs
Posted By: The Whistler
Subject: The M00dy N00bs
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 23:52
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WANTED: A bunch of pretentious b*****ds to form band. Must have creative differences and inability to work with one another for more than two albums in a row.
Sometime, late last night, I was involved in the creation of the Moody Noobs...or possibly the Nooby Blues...or maybe the Knights in White Satin, I don't quite recall.
Anyway, I have now consumed enough liquor to create this: the official thread of the prog archive's unofficial band. Naturally, since we're grounded in all corners of the globe, we'd come in here to discuss our epic (whatever that will be), before perenially going our seperate ways and recording solo.
I am, in fact, an average guitarist who writes crumby psychodelic folk songs from time to time. HOWEVER, for the band, I am willing to claim to be a classical virtuosso with the ability to simply crap out stuff like Still...You Turn Me On on a regular basis. Who else is in?
And does this make any sense in the context? ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
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Posted By: Australian
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 23:59
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I am. I know, everyone interested can come over to my house. ------------- 
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:01
| I am most assuredly not in, but I will roadie, embezzle, and steal your groupies |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:02
Is it listed on mapquest? I could write lyrics, and bad ones I could churn out on a regular basis. 
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Australian wrote:Posted By: Australian
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:04
I found it on GoogleEarth once
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Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:05
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Damnit guys! This thread has been opened for a whole of ten minutes, and we still haven't developed a style! I recommend Heavy Wood. ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:07
Kick ass! Think of something I could play D, G, A7, D to endlessly, and we'll see how long we can keep it up before someone notices... ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Australian
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:08
I agree, Heavy Wood. We all need to get some timber and bang it together. That will be the trademark feature of the band’s style. -------------
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:09
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well as your roadie/embezzler/pimp, I think your 'Wanted- Looking for musicians..' wouldn't be a bad theme; an album about the troubled formation of a doomed band- like Sgt. Pepper's meets TaaB.
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Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:11
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I was once at a resteraunt, and I pushed back my chair, creating a grating skreeching noise.
"Aha!" said I. "This'll be perfect for my new prog album! I'll drag this chair across the floor for seventeen minutes!"
By the way, Australian...what's your role in The Moody Noobs? Are you just our official timber banger? Or will you bake cookies when you're over at your place? ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Australian
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:11
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We need a name along the same vein as Jethro Tull. How about 4 field rotation system... or maybe just the M00dy N00bs -------------
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Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:12
I don't have googleearth.  I guess I'll just have to drive, even though that would be illegal and impossible. Of course, if we're a band, you guys could buy me a private jet and a pilot and a lifetime of gas so that I can fly it down the block to see my neighbors. 
In relation to the Whistler's comment, I am strongly opposed to Heavy Wood. It doesn't float nearly as well on as light wood. I suggest we steal Justin Timberlake songs and pass them off as our own. Their so bad that he probably won't want to own up that he owns the rights to them. Then we could be popular. Here are the lyrics for our first radio hit: You are so beautiful I want you so bad, I do I absolutely need you I want to be had by you So love, love me do And keep it on the track Cause we've got to bring sexyback. |
Posted By: Australian
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:13
Yes, big chocolate-chip cookies I'll be the Martian Barre of the band, playing electric guitar at inconvenient moments. We can use the timber in the backyard for percussion. -------------
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Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:13
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For a name, we could be We're With Stupid.
Or Irwin and the Rays, but that might not go over well. R.I.P. Steve. |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:14
| By the way, Australian, if you want to be part of our group, you need to get rid of that awful avatar. Everyone knows that giraffes have four legs and never fall down. |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:15
Okay, our first album has to be a concept album...it has to be THE concept album...
UGH! That's genius! We'll make a concept album about MAKING a CONCEPT ALBUM!!!
Now, before we make any lyrics or music, let's think about the album cover! If it looks cool enough, it'll make up for everything else! ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Australian
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:16
No way, I’ve had this avatar for 4 months. I’ll keep it until I find a Kangaroo falling over or a Kola falling out of a tree. -------------
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Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:17
OH! Those are HIS lyrics! For a moment there, I was thinking, "Gosh! He's GOOD at writing crappy poppy empty lyrics." ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:19
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Album cover:
http://www.parrishillfarm.com/current/A_AgaKhan_Brick.jpg We can call it: Thick as a Llama With a Brick on It's Back Saying "Yeah, I'm Dense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:21
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Okay, the album is about how a rocker named Tommy Pink is trying to write an album about a band called Jemerson, Bake and Fallow trying to write an album about a band called Jethro No.
After a while, we'll burn through so many band names, that the last band will be trying to write a concept album about a band called the Nooby Blues, or whatever we're called, and it will hit full circle. See? See? ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:21
Well, actually, only the last two words are Timberlake's. Love, Love me do is the Beatles, and the rest is me. |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:27
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The Beatles?!? BAH! They'll never be the Moody Noobs!
Which is, come to think of it, a good thing. ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Australian
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:28
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:29
Absolutely...sheer unadulterated genius. |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:29
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Ok, I've fixed the lyrics:
You are so beautiful I want you so bad, I do I absolutely need you I want to be had by you I can' get no satisfaction Until I bring sexyback home By the way, Atavachron, thanks. Here's a nickel. EDIT: Atavachron, you changed your post. Give back the nickel. |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:30
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Australian, if you hold the scrollbar, your avatar stops right where it is. If you stop it in the right place, it looks like a giant penis. Let's make it our band logo.
I'm  serious
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:31
That's fair |
Posted By: Australian
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:32
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Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:34
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Here's our b-side song
Follow up down left right The cold wind in winter bites Like it's cold on your skin cause it is yeah that's how it's got to be Don't you see Yeah, it's got to be like this Word yo what up I'm gonna knock you up HUUUUHHHH!!!! |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:36
| I'm too good for you guys. I quit. |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:37
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I got bored so I'm back. I know, let's write a song about it.
I know that I was right when I quit so I'm writing this song Yeah I'm righting the ship So don't flip out Yeah don't you pout Cause santa clause (that's me) Is coming to town Selling england by the pound |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:38
| I bet none of you can quit longer than me. I was gone a whole minute. |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:39
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I dunno...given the average intelligence of the average music listener these days, it might be radio friendly enough. Let me take a swipe at it.
THERE! Perfect. That can be plugged into the album's concept...somehow.
Someone think of something! ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:42
Whoah. Chillingly good.
HEY! Let's ALL quit, then simeltaneously (sic) reform! Then, we can make a second album about quitting and reforming! Damn we're good... ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:43
| Ready go. I quit again. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:44
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The m00dy n00bs Mark II, a new direction...
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Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:44
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Now, what you guys do is simple. Australian, Whistler, and Atavachron, you each post "I quit" just like that. Then, once we have all quit, we can start posting again, having reformed.
I will start again in my next post. |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:45
| I quit. |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:46
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Ok, we can't all quit. I had a good idea:
LET"S BE EMO!!!!!! The lyrics: I hide in a dark room and dance by myself But I leave the water on So you cannot hear me crying |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:49
Damn! That first lyric sounds like Sting...I wanted something REALLY overblown and pretentious. Maybe: "I can smell the flower buds in your eyes," and then go into "I want to do you" over and over. Good? Good? ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:50
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EMO?!? Screw that, I'm quitting! ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:52
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Fine, we don't have to be emo...
The Lyrics Come back Mr. Whistler And hum your merry tunes Save the band, I know you can Come save the moody noobs |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:54
You can't-- you signed an iron-clad, one-way, four-party, post-dated contract that as we speak lies in a safe deposit box in Norway. Sorry-- but quit anyway, it would be great press |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:56
We need an advertising department, we can't rely on the press. Someone put the word out in the "get the word out" discussion forum. |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:57
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Oh, you guys know I can't quit for long! I'm back again! Em - - / D - - / Em (Spanish roll)
Uh, I actually went to my guitar and worked that out...so it must be an instrumental number! I call it "We're Not Derivative; We're Not That Original." ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:59
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Wait a minute. We could write an album about the Whistler quitting.
We should call it: Whistler on the Edge of Time I'll go write lyrics for it. Be right back. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:01
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It's dark. I need a room... to ejaculate over the white cliffs of Pontypridd The home of Tom Jones. My Eric Idle My Billy Idol My Rock, Paper, Scissors and Sly Stallones. Cut my wife into pieces She ate my last dessert Suffocation, no cup cakes I don't give a cheesy wotsit About life, my wife Or Ansen's love for Maddox. Ooooh Etron Fou Matron! Put your cape on And fly, fly fly, with me. To Eterniteeeeeeeeeeee. Weeeeeeeeeeeee. We're walking in the air We're walking in the moonlit sky My pants are very tight And you're not very bright. Ian's got a codpiece complex I've got a musical concept Ooooh oooh oooh ooh (The Libertines suck) Ooooh oooh oooh ooh (Yes they do) Ooooh oooh oooh ooh (So do Babyshambles) Ooooh oooh oooh ooh (Oh quite right!) Ooooh oooh oooh ooh I've brought sexy back home -------------   
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Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:02
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(Whatever happened to Rosie and the Originals?) ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:10
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The n00by m00ds sounds like a better name.
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Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:10
Alright! This finally loaded!
Uh, no? Where's the naked chicks? ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:11
Uh, excuse me? Who was directly involved in the creation of the band name? ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:13
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A Salt Hand Battery:
Don’t you try no flattery Don’t you pull no salt hand battery I’m on to your deeds When they violate our creed Sign an oath in blood And all will be good Don’t want to be emo Don’t want to cry myself to bed Don’t want to go slow Don’t want no idiots in my head Yeah, take it Fred and a guitar solo comes in The Whistler drinks his bottle of gin Decides to start a band Cause of the liquor in his hand He’s had to much to drink Yes he has, I think Don’t want to be emo Don’t want to cry myself to bed Don’t want to go slow Don’t want no idiots in my head The Beholden Void: The Whistler’s fallen in Because of his gin To the beholden void He’s made us so sad We wanted to do bad Cause he’s our golden boy We love him dearly When he’s not a fool But if he don’t want no emo We can’t force it on him Which really blows The Whistler Blew His Horn: The Whistler decided to leave. He is gone. The whistler has left, and he is now gone. He was decidedly for leaving, and being gone, he has now left. Oompa Loompa: Instrumental The Cemented Man: He had such a place in our hearts Cemented there through our bonds But now he is gone A grim mood has swept the land As we wave goodbye to the cemented man Moog-Noob: Without the moog skills of the whistler We lost a frontman and gained a moog-noob Who has no place is the moody noobs Come back whistler, come back Please unthrow in the sack Standing At the Edge: The Whistler is standing at the edge. He can go either way. Which will he choose? The suspense kills. Viral Malady B4 The Cure: Instrumental Dying Seas: The band without the whistler Is drowning very slow He quite because I suggested That we be emo Kings of Speed: Without a moment gone to waste The Whistler came back in haste. |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:17
Holy crap! That's great! I love it!
Too bad though...guys, I think, for my own personal creative growth, I've got to quit. The touring...I dunno. ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:19
We need a guitar player for this album though... please don't go...
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Posted By: KoS
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:19
| Where's Cock-Eyed Nancy??? |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:23
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Cock-Eyed Nancy
Who would have cocks for eyes If she could be wise Who'd be a teen-age prostitue If she could wear a zoot suit Cock-Eyed Mary Is the only one I know Who would be that slow |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:24
We're supposed to argue, hence the name change idea.  Cock-Eyed Nancy My name is My name is My name is Jim Maybe Her name is Her name is Her name is Kim Maybe Their name is Their name is Their name is Mr and Mrs Maybe They had a daughter Cock-Eyed Nancy Yes that's right Cock-Eyed Nancy Cock-Eyed Nancy She has a head like a mule Cock-Eyed Nancy She swins in the spawn of Wakeman's pool 'cause she's Cock-Eyed Nancy Singer of some other band Her eyes, they're alive! She's a Limbo wizard She only goes half-way before turning back to the life she led on the chicken farm draped in latex and driving a Ford Mustang named Barry -------------
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Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:25
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Okay, I'll come back. I think I've had a breakthrough!
(D chord) G F#, (D chord) G F#
(C chord) F E, (C chord) F E
(all notes played on top E string)
Of course, since I'm in my kitchen, the guitar won't fit in here, so I'm composing on a uke. Yeah, I discovered Hawaiian spirituality. Let's hope it doesn't tear the band apart. Or something.
UGH! That was SUPPOSED to be a D chord! I...I...I can't work like this! I'm leaving! In the same post I came back in! ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:29
Cock-Eyed Jim I am a cock-eyed jim my kids call me pop-eye but I'm not him How will I deal with this mid-life Too many crises, too much strife Cock-Eyed Jim got squirted in the eyes And poor Cock-Eyed Jim It made him go blind I think you'll find me somewhere Floating in the air But only once I'm dead And altogether without a head Cock-Eyed Jim Slipped in a puddle Of you don't want to know what That wasn't too subtle
Cock-Eyed Jim Tend to your flock They're all running away At the sight of the rooster cock Sitting on a park bench Jerking off while still bent Snot running down his nose Boy, he thinks, this really blows Cock-Eyed Jim Has nothing to say He's just been got told By the time of day |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:30
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I will now write a song called Up Stile Floors, which is Sir Rolf Lights Up backwards
We go up stile floors Past the scurrying of mice Up stile floors Beyond good advice Up stile floors To the doors of paradise |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:40
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Hmm. Let's try:
Then I'll insert a solo, to be determined later. ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:41
| I have a great idea. Lets completely plagiarize unpublished Jethro Tull and make an album, and call it Under Tapped. |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:41
Pardon me, I don't speak music. |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:43
Oh...uh, I'm listening to that album right now, and no. Not even us.
Well, at least not right now. Maybe in a few minutes, if some more members mysteriously leave. ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:44
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One question, Whistler:
Is there a Tull album you dislike? Hell, is there a Tull SONG you don't like? And if so, can the Moody Noobs use it? |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:44
Meh. Just some moody chords. Didn't really bother to figure out a "tune" for it. I reckon that'll come out in the studio or on stage or wherever. Not my problem. ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:45
Er, actually, I meant that Under Wraps was so bad that not even the Noobies should use it.
And, to answer your question, no. There is no Tull song I don't like. And that's a lie, by the way. But I gotta keep up my image, ya know? ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:54
Your image is pretty much kept so long as you keep your current sig 
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Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:58
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But I say Ian is evil...oh well. Then for God's sake, let us sit upon the ground and think of a way to incorporate this thread into my sig. We need...a banner!
What screams m00dy n00bs? And maybe could use the
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Jeffrey is our bass player. At least, he will be, as soon as he learns about the band and, as a result, comes out of retirment.
...It could happen. ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:59
Hammond Hammond? Isn't he the one that paints? |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:05
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Yeah, but not for long!
HEAR THAT JEFFREY?!? WE'RE A'COMIN' FOR YA!!! ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:07
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We need to get back to writing new material. We've only got one album so far, and it doesn't even have music yet.
We can release some of our stuff as singles, but we need to think about the future. I would rather become a millionair sooner than later. |
Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:09
You stole my idea, whistler! 
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Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:11
Uh...
(thumbs through notebook)
Which one? ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:14
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Hey! What part of "moody chords" didn't you get? Singles?!? And sell out?!? Never!!! I'd rather starve on the streets! Now, who's going to help me stick these Pepsi logo stickers on my guitars? ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:18
The band name, and you havn't wrote anything about me in 8 pages!  |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:20
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...I thought I stole the band name from Geck0. Sorry. Uh, you wanna be our melletronist? ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:29
I'll be your organ player  Or Bass Player Or Drummer (im not that good) |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:33
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Sorry, can't be our bass player; that's a reserved spot. However, you can be our organist/drummer. Especially if you play them both at the same time by hitting the keys with your sticks. That would be awesome. ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:34
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You didn't steal the name from me.
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Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:36
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I remembered I stole it from someone... Hey, Geck, you play anything? We could use another lead keyboardist or three. ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:37
You mean Xylophoneist? Nope, i'll stick with the organ. |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:38
| We could also rip off Focus and call it Shamburger Concerto... |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:38
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Yes, Whistler-- I'm rather quite sure M00dy N00bs is yours and yours alone. It did occur last night during a conversation with Geck0, but it came from you.
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Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:43
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No, I really just meant that you'd play the drums and have the keyboard next to your kit so you could it it. It's rock theatre, remember? I came up with the name? So...that means I'm the Ian Anderson to this Jethro Tull?!? I'd better re-re-re-join the band. ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:44
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Yes, due to two wonderful Norwegians bands Hrorfor and Mackerellian (Holy Mackerellian/Return of the Son of Holy Mackerellian). You stole the idea, but then my idea wasn't original either. We have Decapitated Walrus anyhow! -------------
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Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:48
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Okay, but neither band is capable of crafting anything as endearing as Teenage Ullkland; I think we just need to state that right off the bat. ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:55
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You mean Blubber Ulk RLY?
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 02:57
| this is a beautiful thing |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 03:04
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Everything about the Nooby Blues is beautiful. In fact, that's our catchphrase: "We're bombastically beautiful, so you don't have to be. Unless, you know, you really want to be." ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 03:08
That's the funniest thing I've heard in at least 19 hours |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 03:11
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Well then, on that note, I think I'll take off for the evening.
But, make that part of our banner. The one with Jeffrey. Oh, and maybe some reference to the band. ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 03:23
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Will do-- but I'd like to re-negotiate the 5 cents on the dollar deal. If this thing takes off - and I think it's quite clear that it will - I'm gonna be kicking myself
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Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 03:42
Well, I'll do my duty, and write some lyrics about it: Called: Advertising Slogan #1 We are bombastically beautiful So you don't have to be Our music and our lyrics Serve to set you free From the troubles that grace The face of your daily life Marked by trouble, rubble, and strife We're here to get you past all that So unless you really, really want to You don't have to beautiful Because we'll do it for you |
Posted By: Australian
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 03:59
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Whistler: Guitar Me: Lead Guitar, pieces of timber Abstrackt: Organs, Mellotron, Xylophone
Inpraiseoffolly: Lyrics, Vocals
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 04:07
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...and one roadie/tech/embezzler/press agent/pimp/manager
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Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 05:00
Please tell me you're kidding ( ) about putting me on vocals...
I sing like a broken duck.
So someone else needs to be vocalist.
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Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 11:40
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I cannot be (screech) vocalist
It would hurt so bad That you would think you had been had And that wouldn't make you glad No it would make you rather sad So don't make me sing It wouldn't be a good thing And here's the thing I don't understand I'm starting to sound rather bland
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Posted By: Bastille Dude
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 17:07
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Whistler you are a genius! I assume there will be many lute solos??
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Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 17:21
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Just an issue to bring up, but we need a trademark instrument so that our sound is unique. I suggest the accordion. Does anyone hear play accordion?
Accordion Piece Does anyone here Does anyone here Does anyone here play accordion We need an accordion player To play on the accordion Oh, good, we've got one (breaks into accordion solo) |