The M00dy N00bs

Australian wrote: Stop beging so bloody interesting!!

    
What?????????????????

This band is stifling my creativity. I'm going solo.

I don't like the newest addition, though, it was better with just the shark bit. I'm back in until you change it.

inpraiseoffolly wrote: I don't like the newest addition, though, it was better with just the shark bit. I'm back in until you change it.

The whole mess is wretched and you've managed to use terms that are frowned upon...think of our audience. I quit.
    

Arrrghus wrote: inpraiseoffolly wrote: I don't like the newest addition, though, it was better with just the shark bit. I'm back in until you change it. Fine. Anything to not lose our lyricist.

    
You changed it... I quit (I said I was back in UNTIL you changed it...).

In other news, I finished a rough draft of my paper, I'm back in.

I'll try and have some more lyrics up in a moment...

Who’s the one that we all hate
Wiki (pedia)
The one that we all want to berate
Wiki (pedia)

Who are we all gonna boycott
Wiki (pedia)
Because they’re a bunch of old sots
Wiki (pedia)

They don’t know right from wrong
Wiki (pedia)
They don’t even like our songs
Wiki (pedia)

So let’s stick it to those old farts
Wiki (pedia)
And shove down their throats our art
Wiki (pedia)

The Whistler quit, and it’s all their fault
Wiki (pedia)
So let’s charge them with mental assault
Wiki (pedia)

This problem has grown rather large
Wiki (pedia)
So stand behind me as I call out, “CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!”
Wiki (pedia)

They’ve crossed the boundaries of sin
Let’s get ‘em, men
We’re a band, we must therefore win
And we can live freely then

Charge, let’s go
Or else the world will never know
Who we are and what we do
They’ll never know the Moody Noobs
Unless we do something now
To take down those wiki cows!

Everybody Hates Wikipedia

Everybody hates wikipedia
They are the devil incarnate
They took us off our wiki place
And sent us over to myspace
But myspace sucks and won't
Upload our pictures, to be sure
Because people at wikipedia
Are a bunch of whores

Everybody hates wikipedia
They hate them a lot
Because as I said in the last song
They are a bunch of sots
We hate them because they are mean
They thought we weren't notable
Which is only because
They of themselves are full

Everybody hates wikipedia
Well, since when is say
Pink Floyd notable
They were way back in the day
And Yoda's Mood Shed
Is in the here and now
So let's all go and make fun
Of those wikipedia cows

(11 minute heavy wood/psychadelic ukulele solo)

The solo we will send to wikipedia to show that we really are pioneer's of a genre, and therefore notable.

It will eventually climax with a grand conglameration of each instrument holding one note (including the retching).

Also, I suggest that the band do away with all conventional prog instruments and record only in:

Psychadelic Uke (everyone)
Recorder (Whistler)
Didgeridoo (me)
Shofar (me)
Timber (Australian)
Retching (Ian Anderson and Martin Barre)
Accordion (Bastille Dude)


Arrghus, what odd instrument do you play, so we can include you?

Atavachron wrote: Where the heck is Whistler? I fear the worst...

 

He was sucked up by those greedy music producers.

 

Now back to studying…

No, but I'll quit for him!

Evidently not. It appears a misprint in our add read 'N00by B00bs looking for musicians'. You can understand the negative response. Will try to remedy this if it's not too late. Then, I'm afraid, I must quit.

The Whistler wrote: Okay, wrote up our band bio. Any new members I should add?