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Pnoom!

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 19:01

Close to the Edge (of my toilet seat)

The Solid Mass of Mine

A seasonal pill could protect you from the grips of constipation
And rearrange your bowels to the solid poopy nation
And achieve it all with sounds that come from within
Marking the utter grip of this awful constipation

And it’s getting nowhere, keeping me stuck here
Making me want to say, “oh dear oh dear oh dear”
Taking away all worries of the moment
So I can focus solely on my excrement

Close to the edge of my toilet seat
Not far away, not far away
Introducing the water to uncle meat
Not far away, not far away

Close to the edge of my toilet seat
Introducing the water to uncle meat
I pee up, I sh*t down
But it’s not over and done
And I am not yet whole

Total Poop Retain

My anus contracted, keeping with love the excrement inside
I change as if almost strained for the pain I cannot abide
I would rather be crucified, please hold my hand
And help me let it out, or I’ll quit the band

Close to the edge of my toilet seat
Not far away, not far away
Introducing the water to uncle meat
Not far away, not far away

Close to the edge of my toilet seat
Introducing the water to uncle meat
Seasons have passed by
I pee up, I sh*t down

I Pee Up, I sh*t Down

I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down

Seasons of Toiletry

Close to the edge of my toilet seat
Introducing the water to uncle meat
Seasons have passed by
But it’s not yet over and done
No need to ask me why
It's because I am a guy
Seasons have passed by
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down
I pee up, I sh*t down

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 19:02

Thank you Australian for liking my bio, even if wikipedia didn't.

They said we didn't qualify as a notable band...

And suggested we make a myspace...

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 19:03

Well at least we have that!

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 19:48

By the way, a survey released today by the Rolling Stones had The Moody Noobs at #1 all time of bands that plagiarize on a regular basis (I pee up...)

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 19:52

They plagiarize or people plagiarize them?

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 19:53

Australian wrote:

They plagiarize or people plagiarize them?

We plagiarize. I can just feel stardom in our future.

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 19:55

By the way, I'm seriously peeved about wikipedia deleting that bio, I worked more than an hour on it...

Well, I quit, as I have a research paper to write by Thursday. I'll rejoin as soon as I've finished it and written some new anti-wikipedia lyrics.

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 19:58

Good luck.

That reminds me I should start studying for my exams...

I quit too.

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 20:32

Anyone here? No? I quit

Arrrghus

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 20:39

Why am I not on the Myspace? I'm preventing any of our music from being released with legal action until I get the recognition I deserve.

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 20:45

I just sent you two dozen sugar rolls as you said you don't like jelly. Personally, I think you're making a huge mistake.

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 21:16

Edit to our bio (to be placed at the very end):

IPOF spoofed the most famous prog song ever. The whole band quit. They have yet to reform, though they are expected to soon in order to meet the record label deadline for their next album.

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 21:17

Nobody's commented on my CTTE spoof.

I quit.

Arrrghus

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 21:20

inpraiseoffolly wrote:

Nobody's commented on my CTTE spoof.

I quit.

Sorry! It was hilarious. I laughed at the parody of I Get Up a lot.

Arrrghus

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 21:20

Atavachron wrote:

I just sent you two dozen sugar rolls as you said you don't like jelly. Personally, I think you're making a huge mistake.

Really? I'm back in.

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 21:22

inpraiseoffolly wrote:

Edit to our bio (to be placed at the very end):

IPOF spoofed the most famous prog song ever. The whole band quit. They have yet to reform, though they are expected to soon in order to meet the record label deadline for their next album.

Since inpraiseoffolly is quite possibly the most brilliant lyricist of our time (as well as any other time) and gave us our groundbreaking CTTE (OMTS) concept album's lyrics, I'm back in. I really feel good that internet chats and forums about progressive music will be discussing CTTE (OMTS) for many years to come, with endless threads about why it is overrated and not as good as the Moody Noobs other works, like "Selling New England By The Dollar", and "Dissed by you while here".

Edited by Bastille Dude - November 06 2006 at 21:34

DEATH TO FALSE PROG!

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 21:23

inpraiseoffolly wrote:

Nobody's commented on my CTTE spoof.

I quit.

It was hysterical, but you're so prolific it's hard to keep up.

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 21:27

inpraiseoffolly wrote:

Get 'Em Out By Monday

The founder of wikipedia the online wiki

Get 'em out by Monday

You cannot post until the article is a ghost

Get 'em out by Monday

We must spit 'em out like a burnt pork roast

The other wikipedia dude (also known as the devil)

I represent a conglameration of evil forces who recently

Poisoned this online resource to death

And you've drawn your last breath

Your last breath wo-oh wo-oh

The Whistler (a founder):

I absolutely cannot believe

I quit because they asked us to leave

Australian:

We were gotten out by monday

I told you before you ought to let us stay

Now lets all quit

And hope our troubles run away

The Whistler:

After all this time (these last few days)

They've kicked us out of our wiki space

We offered to revamp the questioned article

But they destroyed us like you can't destroy a particle

The founder of that awful wiki place

Came here to day and said "get your ass to myspace"

A place that won't even load our pictures

Oh, this change is going to be hard

This is an announcement from Truth control:

There is a restraining order on the Moody Noobs

I hear the truth control has been contaminating

All the truth to which it can grab hold, how bold

They say now they're getting rid of the Moody Noobs

You know what I have to say to those utter boobs

You fools

And beginning with our sad old band

They've kicked truth out from the land

And I do not understand

So calling all record labels

Please invest in our inept organization

So the Moody Noobs can someday be rich

These Lyrics are cooler!!

Oh, right I'm supposed to be studying...

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 21:33

Well then, I'm back in. Thank you all. By the way, Australian, I agree with you that Get 'Em Out By Monday is better, even if Close To the Edge (of my Toilet Seat) is funnier. And Arrghus, the I pee up... was the whole point of the song. The rest is all filler.

The I Get Up part of the actual song ruins it for me, which is a lot of my inspiration for it.

On another note, I will rereedit the bio, as the band seems to have reformed already.

I like your new sig, Arrghus.

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 21:36

Stop beging so bloody interesting!!