Vompatti's Art on Request Service

^ There's nothing wrong with the leg, I just made you look a bit more groovy than you really are. 

Dear Vompatti,

I'm such a great admirerer of your work that I hardly dare to approach you, but I've been wondering, how come you never draw mororized toilet brushes? Every other artist does, why don't you? Would you be so kind to draw one for me?

- Secret admirerer

(P.S. Contact me later for payment. (I'm sure we can think of something. (I make very good pancakes.)))

^ Thanks, awesome! Even better than I could imagine. 

(I can almost see the inner structure of the universe in it. )


Edited by Vompatti - September 24 2009 at 13:54

^ I usually don't read reviews, but whoever wrote that one knows nothing about art whatsoever and should be tied to a tree and beaten to death with a plastic comb.

^ You can't just let inexperienced young artists review works of such great importance as mine. That said, I will never read your paper again. 

Would you believe me if I told you I can afford the special extended worldwide edition?

Take it away! I beg you - take it away.

Don't even try - or else.

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