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I eat the penises.
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Jampa ignores his own thoughts and reaches for the ceiling. He gets sucked in and spit out as a giant toe.
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I vomit on the floor.
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::walks in and slips in vomit:: ::breaks neck::
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Everybody dies. 


How unfortunate.
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I try to mend Luke's broken neck and force Vompatti to eat his own vomit.
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The people who ate me melt together and so I'm in one piece again, like C3PO in The Empire Strikes Back.

I make a birdwithteeth steak, medium.
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I sing "Fly Me to the Moon". Then I vomit again.
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Playing "Chop Sticks" on the piano now.
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I get kicked out for saying Phil Collins is a good musician.

I then join Vompatti vomiting so hard I pass out in my vomit and get carried back into the bar by the streams of my own puke.



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I begin to type an essay in which I compare two Finnish translations of "Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night". When I'm halfway through I vomit all over my laptop.
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I call a cleaning lady to clean up all the vomit and mrcozdude and I use tape to close Vompatti's mouth, so that fresh addition of vomit is stopped.

Since I'm here for the bar fight I throw a bottle to burdwithteeth
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I catch the bottle, drink it, and tackle Moogtron III to the ground!
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Since I know everything about tai judokwondo karachi I give a bloodcurdling Japanese shout (Takiyakiiiiii!!!) and with my feet I catapult progkid into the bar mirror, which was still intact... before progkid broke it. 
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Originally posted by Moogtron III Moogtron III wrote:

I call a cleaning lady to clean up all the vomit and mrcozdude and I use tape to close Vompatti's mouth, so that fresh addition of vomit is stopped.

Now that I can't vomit, I have no other choice but to take a crap on the floor. Big smile
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Now where's that tape again? Angry 
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^ I could tell you, but MY MOUTH IS TAPED SHUT. Angry
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I won't open a catastrophe, like Pandora's box. Where's my electric full automatic wombat dissolver? 
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I see Joel wrestling on the floor with Moogtron whilst Moogtron trys to tape Vompatti's anus shut......and I begin to vomit uncontrollably...again 



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YOU CAN NEVER SHUT MY ANUS! BU-AH-AH-HAHA-AHAH-AH-AH-AHA-HA-AA-!!! LOL
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