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TCat 
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Joined: February 07 2010
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 Posted: January 06 2020 at 09:45 |
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Twice baked potatoes were inspired by twice chewed sponge cake.
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TCat
Special Collaborator
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: January 06 2020 at 09:46 |
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As I look around, I notice that I have been caged in this place before.
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TCat
Special Collaborator
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: January 06 2020 at 09:47 |
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He must be wearing intelligence repellant.
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
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Points: 11612
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Posted: January 06 2020 at 09:50 |
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Joe the Crusher lost his job today meaning the price of canned pineapple should go up.
Edited by TCat - January 06 2020 at 10:39
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
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Points: 52658
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Posted: January 06 2020 at 10:11 |
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As I pipe my way through the marble, a picnic table gets in my way.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
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Posted: January 06 2020 at 10:12 |
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When I ate a garage door, my stomach just put its hands up in the air.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: January 06 2020 at 10:40 |
 progaardvark wrote:
When I ate a garage door, my stomach just put its hands up in the air. |
No matter what they may tell you, don't let them push the garage door opener now.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: January 06 2020 at 13:26 |
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There is a smell here.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: January 06 2020 at 13:35 |
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The overly ugly marmite jars.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
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Points: 7951
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Posted: January 06 2020 at 19:08 |
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Respect the sacred oval of life.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: January 06 2020 at 20:50 |
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The magic of the slur.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: January 06 2020 at 20:55 |
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I keep looking for your mother.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: January 07 2020 at 02:03 |
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Every time you have something in your eye, it's really a sign that God has just ejaculated on your face.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: January 07 2020 at 02:21 |
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She had one tongue too many.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
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Posted: January 07 2020 at 05:43 |
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What a good year for the fertiliser
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52658
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Posted: January 07 2020 at 06:59 |
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
When I ate a garage door, my stomach just put its hands up in the air. |
No matter what they may tell you, don't let them push the garage door opener now. |
That was the appetizer.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52658
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Posted: January 07 2020 at 07:01 |
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Sand is the small of the eye of refrigerator lemon.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52658
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Posted: January 07 2020 at 07:03 |
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The gall bladder is one of the unmentioned heroes of the Napoleonic fart.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52658
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Posted: January 07 2020 at 07:04 |
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If I get too close to a concrete footer, I emit dashes.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52658
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Posted: January 07 2020 at 07:04 |
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They want me to post more about my poops.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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