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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2005 at 16:37

 

I know some twat who wants his review stucking up his arse sideways on::

EMERSON LAKE & PALMER (ELP) Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Review by frenchie @ 6:26:56 PM EST, 3/29/2005

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4 stars  —  This one is for Karnevil 9, i hope he reads it. After some ELP bashing and being told not to listen to them by my friends i thought i would see what all the fuss was about. I only know about this bands sound and career from things i have read on this site, so i wasn't completely sure what to expect.

I certainly didn't expect that lush distorted droning sound to kick off the album, that is really nice. There is some strong drum work here but i think it is ruined by some very over dramatic piano work, but i managed to sit through it, once the piano bit is over there is a lush roar that sounds likea dragon waking up and then some more distortion which sounds kinda heavy and evil! Definetly a good start, i am actually impressed by "The Barbarian". The bass and drum work is very well done!

The vocals on "Take a Pebble" are pretty nice, somehow it sounds like a very unique sound that ELP have created very nicely here, and Greg Lake uses a different vocal style to King Crimson which is good because it is the start of a brand new sound and prog direction for each member, quite a big leap for a debut album, they have definetly kissed their previous bands goodbye! The piano work is a lot softer here, with some nice acoustics, which i prefer. I can't remember the last time i heard clapping and whistling in prog, how random, but it's here! The soft sound seems to lack direction, going through different acoustic and piano areas before it settles into a beautiful piano section. The thundering bass kicks in and all sounds good. This track can stretch on quite a bit, but i say, so far so good! There is a nice piano climax just before the 11 minute mark that leads back into some vocals, bringing this track to a brilliant close. The vocals are powerful and full of passion and emotion.

"Knife Edge" has some really strong bass and keyboard work, perhaps a sound that i prefer. It can get quite frantic and then flow into more steady parts. The vocals work really well once again. The musicianship here is definetly strong and powerful, sometimes it can be scarily overdone, i prefer them in their less pretentious areas.

The first three songs are excellent, but "Three Fates", the track that a very popular forum member is named after, let me down. This track is nothing but Keith Emerson making love to his keyboards for nearly 8 minutes. Sure he has talent but he is just showing off here, and it becomes boring. I managed to sit through this though, it gets interesting when the organ comes in but then it leads back into the same old drizzle. There is a really annoying sound, like someone is winding up a clock which quickly gets repetitive and irritating. I would suggest listening to this one or two times, if it still doesn't do anything for you then the skip button is all you need!

"Tank" doesn't do it for me either, another let down, this is just some mindless drum work, followed by some uninterting tag ons from the rest of the band. ELP really overdo it here. "Lucky Man" definetly redeems this album with some nice vocals and acoustic work, yet it has a stupid ending which sounds like you are being chased by an ambulance or something!

ELP are definetly talented as well as unique and original. Sometimes they can really overdo it and dont know when to calm down but at the end of the day this is definetly some strong, good and interesting work. Still, i can see why a lot of people make fun out of them! Overall, their are 4 really good pieces on this album, yet it is let down big time by "Three Fates" and "Tank". I think this album just scrapes 4 stars.
 

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2005 at 16:39
holy crap K9! So even if i say good things about them it still aint good enough for you, what is your problem?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2005 at 16:45

Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

holy crap K9! So even if i say good things about them it still aint good enough for you, what is your problem?

 

You pulled the best f**king bit down you daft c**t.I knew what was coming when you mentioned the Debut...Please do Trilogy & BSS & make it good cos they are more than.Or your dead

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2005 at 16:45
4 stars is not enough, maybe good enough for love breach, but everything alse is surely six stars or better.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2005 at 16:47

Originally posted by tuxon tuxon wrote:

4 stars is not enough, maybe good enough for love breach, but everything alse is surely six stars or better.

 

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2005 at 16:47
Originally posted by Karnevil9 Karnevil9 wrote:

Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

holy crap K9! So even if i say good things about them it still aint good enough for you, what is your problem?

 

You pulled the best f**king bit down you daft c**t.I knew what was coming when you mentioned the Debut...Please do Trilogy & BSS & make it good cos they are more than.Or your dead

 



i already explained that to me it dont sound good. It is good for you cos you were around when sounds like that were new and exciting, to me it sounds bad and unoriginal cos ive heard so much since then! aaaargh i am only a youngen remember!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2005 at 17:02
Nothing wrong with this review. It's his opinion. BTW For me only "Tank" is a weak track. Everything else is great!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2005 at 17:04
NIGHTWISH once progressive rock album and reviews NIGHTWISH - Once
Review by Breed Lover @ 3:31:58 PM EST, 3/30/2005
5 stars  —   brilliant i like nightwish but not as much as i do with slipknot, anyway a good album i like the music a lot keep them in the archives theyre a coolz banz and izz likz zhem, ps slipknot are they touring soon, nightwish are good to i like this album. cool.
YES Close to the Edge progressive rock album and reviews YES - Close to the Edge
Review by Breed Lover @ 3:29:09 PM EST, 3/30/2005
0 stars  —   No this album is [&*!#] everybody knowz thiz, i love slipknot and YES SUCKS!!!!!! save your money because this album is crap and i love rugby prog rock stinks but i do like some but i hate yes , a squeeky bloke, a gingerhead woman and a tall gay bass player whatever next a sexy blonde on saxophone, please remove them
KING CRIMSon Red progressive rock album and reviews KING CRIMSON - Red
Review by tuxon @ 4:21:20 PM EST, 3/30/2005
0 stars  —   i dislike this album it sucks and i totally agree with Breed Lover Sslipknot is great it's a shame they are not in the archives and hope they will be added this album sucks and i hate robert fripp, you let me down, shame on you people, i am now listening to spice girls, westlife and slipknot instead.


PLEASE DELETE THESE MAANI OR MAX, and get in here and sort out this situation!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2005 at 17:11
Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

NIGHTWISH once progressive rock album and reviews NIGHTWISH - Once
Review by Breed Lover @ 3:31:58 PM EST, 3/30/2005
5 stars  —   brilliant i like nightwish but not as much as i do with slipknot, anyway a good album i like the music a lot keep them in the archives theyre a coolz banz and izz likz zhem, ps slipknot are they touring soon, nightwish are good to i like this album. cool.
YES Close to the Edge progressive rock album and reviews YES - Close to the Edge
Review by Breed Lover @ 3:29:09 PM EST, 3/30/2005
0 stars  —   No this album is [&*!#] everybody knowz thiz, i love slipknot and YES SUCKS!!!!!! save your money because this album is crap and i love rugby prog rock stinks but i do like some but i hate yes , a squeeky bloke, a gingerhead woman and a tall gay bass player whatever next a sexy blonde on saxophone, please remove them
KING CRIMSon Red progressive rock album and reviews KING CRIMSON - Red
Review by tuxon @ 4:21:20 PM EST, 3/30/2005
0 stars  —   i dislike this album it sucks and i totally agree with Breed Lover Sslipknot is great it's a shame they are not in the archives and hope they will be added this album sucks and i hate robert fripp, you let me down, shame on you people, i am now listening to spice girls, westlife and slipknot instead.


PLEASE DELETE THESE MAANI OR MAX, and get in here and sort out this situation!

I second that.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2005 at 17:22
frenchie's review was good.I agree with most of what he said.To me Tank now sounds dated and Three Fates is very self indulgent on Keith's side of things. He correctly praised Take A Pebble, The Barbarian and Lucky Man which are definetely the stand out tracks on the album.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2005 at 17:23
Originally posted by richardh richardh wrote:

frenchie's review was good.I agree with most of what he said.To me Tank now sounds dated and Three Fates is very self indulgent on Keith's side of things. He correctly praised Take A Pebble, The Barbarian and Lucky Man which are definetely the stand out tracks on the album.


thanx, but K9 aint having none of it
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2005 at 17:51

Originally posted by richardh richardh wrote:

frenchie's review was good.I agree with most of what he said.To me Tank now sounds dated and Three Fates is very self indulgent on Keith's side of things. He correctly praised Take A Pebble, The Barbarian and Lucky Man which are definetely the stand out tracks on the album.

You saying three fates has been twiggling with keiths pipes?Your in for it.

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2005 at 21:51
the review is good and informative! karnie, frenchie has the right to express his opinions!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2005 at 23:03
Originally posted by Karnevil9 Karnevil9 wrote:

Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

holy crap K9! So even if i say good things about them it still aint good enough for you, what is your problem?

 

You pulled the best f**king bit down you daft c**t.I knew what was coming when you mentioned the Debut...Please do Trilogy & BSS & make it good cos they are more than.Or your dead

 

Any vague respect for you I may have had just vanished.

So you honestly believe that everybody who doesn't share your opinion on everything is stupid?  Great...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2005 at 23:19
Gaah, I'm left wondering what Nightwish are doing classified as Prog
Metal in the first place...?

Of course I'll get round to reviewing them though, big fan of their music...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 31 2005 at 00:54

Why are there still people like that? everyone have the right to express themselves dammit! frenchie has given his points and his done great, i don't share his opinion by any means, i think "ELP" is one of the greatest albums on prog rock and rock history, now... becasue i said that, do you, karnevil9, expect frenchie will be accusing me of having a bad taste? or bad opinions? or that everyone in the world HAVE to love ELP? damn karnevil, show some respect for others... i am as disappointed as Useful_Idiot and the other 99% people that constantly participate in the forum and visit the site are. Peace

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 31 2005 at 01:26
Originally posted by Useful_Idiot Useful_Idiot wrote:

So you honestly believe that everybody who doesn't share your opinion on everything is stupid?  Great...



Agreed, this IS pretty pathetic. There are bands I care a LOT about, but I respect the fact that not everybody likes them. Unlike some people in this thread, I don't want to make everyone else into little clones of me!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 31 2005 at 01:45

It's a good and fair review, Frenchie - personally I think you were on the generous side. KE9 just needs to learn some respect for his fellow forum members, but sadly, I think he never will.

Those reviews by "Breed Lover" are very bad though



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 31 2005 at 01:50

Originally posted by Beau Heem Beau Heem wrote:


Vielleicht sollten wir uns auf Deutsch unterhalten, oder? Französisch kann ich aber leider nicht... das heißt ja gar nicht...

Jo, gute Idee. Franzoesisch kann ich auch nur ein bisschen, aber in Deutsch bin ich ziemlich gut.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 05 2005 at 06:22

look at this review I am speechless really!

 

 
YES Relayer progressive rock album and reviews YES - Relayer
Review by Robert le Plant @ 12:52:11 AM EST, 4/5/2005
0 stars  —   Man, what the hell is the matter with Jon Anderson! This album prove sht at homosexuals can't sing or write music! Clearly! I mean klisten ot his whiney woman voice, sounds like he's trying to sing like Robert Plant, a cleatrly superior vocalist, but no queer can ever sing like Robert Plant, or stand on stage with such manly integrity. Sweat wouldn't look good on Jon Anderson's gay Chest, only that perfectly fur covered man chest of Robert Plant. Jon Anderson's ugly faggy monkey face is nothing like that perfectly squared Jaw of Robert Plant, and his beutiful thinking eyes penetrate in ways Jon Anderson's never could, and that's not the only thing you want Robert Plant ot penetr... Umm, so Relayer is a terrible album Stay away, uless you like ugly Gay people who can't sing!

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