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Joren 
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 Topic: Posting Absintheious
Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:34 |
I know
Posting drunk has been done
But I drank some Absinthe
And Besides alcohol, it has THUJON or something
And it BURNS
And now I'm
like
POSTING
stuff
y'know?
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Joren
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Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:35 |
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Reed Lover
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Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:36 |
Change your name to
Joren Alcoholic!
Of,forget it! "You're an alcoholic" right?
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Joren
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Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:36 |
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Joren
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Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:36 |
als antwoord op:
Joren: "It's cool"
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Reed Lover
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Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:37 |
Dont cosy up to karnevil 9 ....
because you know what they say....
....Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder!
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Joren
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Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:39 |
 Reed Lover wrote:
Change your name to
Joren Alcoholic!
Of,forget it! "You're an alcoholic" right?
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No I'm not!
I'm a Van Ree
and all
but sometimes
it takes over
like
rainy day
with clouds
and negro persons dancing the banana
(no offense meant to all Napoleon Murphey Brocks or somebody black out there, I just love that man, dancing and doing the singin with Zappa)
Moonchild (listening to it right now) has some coo-el percussion going (looks like GONG) on, and it's like:
“De Preischijf”
Hij zoeft door tijd en ruimte
Onverbiddelijk
Oninschikkelijk
Onmiddellijk
Draaiend om zijn as
Als die er was
Midden is hol
Rand is vol
Muziek als bed
Vraag 7: “definieer ballet”
Edited by Joren
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Joren
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Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:41 |
De Venus van Milo met een SINAASAPPEL over haar hoofd
Burning Down The Sauce
(Olly, Mijn kleine vleesetertje)
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Peter
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Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:42 |
 Watch out, folks -- l'il Joren's goin' POSTAL!
Absinthe makes the farts go longer, BTW....
(Sorry Reedy -- hadn't read yours.)
Edited by Peter
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Joren
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Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:42 |
Reed Lover wrote:
Dont cosy up to karnevil 9 ....
because you know what they say....
....Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder!
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Kas zeg dat hij zo even gaat maffen
fonder, eh?
Well I'm not gonna love KarnEvil9, I tell you! (maybe after havng smoked some pot)
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Joren
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Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:46 |
Peter wrote:
Watch out, folks -- l'il Joren's goin' POSTAL!
Absinthe makes the farts go longer, BTW....
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YEAHHAHAHAHHA IA MMM !!!
but funny that you mentioned that Absinthe makes the farts go longer
because Kasper (JrKASperov) just farted on my chair and it's like STILL THERE
i can smell it
even when the door is opened (the door of the balcony, that is, so fresh air can get in)
IT'S STILL THERE!
THE SMELL!!
YOU really hit the nail on the head there, mr. Rideout! 
(but he ate some crisps
bolognese
if you know that flavor in English
or Americanish
or anything
it's like
oooo)
Edited by Joren
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Joren
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Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:49 |
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Tell the moon, now tell the MARGE (fiancee)
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richardh
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Posted: March 29 2005 at 18:19 |
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Absinthe can be dangerous if taken too often and has been linked with mental illness.Be careful.
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Joren
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Posted: March 29 2005 at 18:24 |
I'm already mentally ill
no, really
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Joren
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Posted: March 29 2005 at 18:30 |
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 30 2005 at 02:46 |
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Call the doctor - Joren just went absinthe without leave
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Radioactive Toy
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Posted: March 30 2005 at 03:01 |
Joren wrote:
De Venus van Milo met een SINAASAPPEL over haar hoofd
Burning Down The Sauce
(Olly, Mijn kleine vleesetertje)
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ahh well.. the Venis from Milo with an orange on her head?
olly my little carnivour?
really watch out.. I let a fence hit my head when I'm drunk.. but still I'm not saying Olly my little carnivour...
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R.I.P. You could have reached infinity....
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Joren
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Posted: March 30 2005 at 04:54 |
Radioactive Toy wrote:
Joren wrote:
De Venus van Milo met een SINAASAPPEL over haar hoofd
Burning Down The Sauce
(Olly, Mijn kleine vleesetertje)
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ahh well.. the Venis from Milo with an orange on her head?
olly my little carnivour?
really watch out.. I let a fence hit my head when I'm drunk.. but still I'm not saying Olly my little carnivour...
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Well you don't know her, man
and I actually have a small replica of the Venus from Milo and I stuffed her head in an orange.
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JrKASperov
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Posted: March 30 2005 at 05:03 |
Fruitsex
That fart was masterful.
But I woke up with a ache in the neck, my pillow is so bad 
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Epic.
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Joren
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Posted: April 10 2005 at 14:48 |
Well, I was pretty wasted
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