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Topic: Posting Absintheious
Posted By: Joren
Subject: Posting Absintheious
Date Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:34

I know

Posting drunk has been done

But I drank some Absinthe

And Besides alcohol, it has THUJON or something

And it BURNS

And now I'm

like

POSTING

 

 

stuff

y'know?

 




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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:35


Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:36

Change your name to

Joren Alcoholic!LOL

 

Of,forget it!Embarrassed "You're an alcoholic" right?Wink



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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:36

JrKASperov:

"ja"



Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:36

als antwoord op:

Joren: "It's cool"



Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:37

Dont cosy up to karnevil 9 ....

because you know what they say....

 

 

 

 

....Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder!Pinch

Tongue



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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:39
Originally posted by Reed Lover Reed Lover wrote:

Change your name to

Joren Alcoholic!LOL

 

Of,forget it!Embarrassed "You're an alcoholic" right?Wink

No I'm not!

I'm a Van Ree

and all

but sometimes

it takes over

like

rainy day

with clouds

and negro persons dancing the banana

(no offense meant to all Napoleon Murphey Brocks or somebody black out there, I just love that man, dancing and doing the singin with Zappa)

Moonchild (listening to it right now) has some coo-el percussion going (looks like GONG) on, and it's like:


“De Preischijf”

Hij zoeft door tijd en ruimte

Onverbiddelijk

Oninschikkelijk

Onmiddellijk

Draaiend om zijn as

Als die er was

Midden is hol

Rand is vol

Muziek als bed

Vraag 7: “definieer ballet”



Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:41

De Venus van Milo met een SINAASAPPEL over haar hoofd

 

 

Burning Down The Sauce

 

(Olly, Mijn kleine vleesetertje)



Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:42

ShockedWatch out, folks -- l'il Joren's goin' POSTAL!Wacko

Absinthe makes the farts go longer, BTW....Stern Smile

(Sorry Reedy -- hadn't read yours.Embarrassed)



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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:42
Originally posted by Reed Lover Reed Lover wrote:

Dont cosy up to karnevil 9 ....

because you know what they say....

 

 

 

 

....Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder!Pinch

Tongue

Kas zeg dat hij zo even gaat maffen

fonder, eh?

Well I'm not gonna love KarnEvil9, I tell you! (maybe after havng smoked some pot)



Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:46
Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

ShockedWatch out, folks -- l'il Joren's goin' POSTAL!Wacko

Absinthe makes the farts go longer, BTW....Stern Smile

YEAHHAHAHAHHA IA MMM !!!

but funny that you mentioned that Absinthe makes the farts go longer

because Kasper (JrKASperov) just farted on my chair and it's like STILL THERE

i can smell it

even when the door is opened (the door of the balcony, that is, so fresh air can get in)

 

IT'S STILL THERE!

 

THE SMELL!!

YOU really hit the nail on the head there, mr. Rideout!

(but he ate some crisps

bolognese

if you know that flavor in English

or Americanish

or anything

it's like

oooo)



Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 29 2005 at 17:49
Tell the moon, now tell the MARGE (fiancee)


Posted By: richardh
Date Posted: March 29 2005 at 18:19
Absinthe can be dangerous if taken too often and has been linked with mental illness.Be careful.


Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 29 2005 at 18:24

I'm already mentally ill

 

 

no, really



Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 29 2005 at 18:30

kruidenboter



Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: March 30 2005 at 02:46
Call the doctor - Joren just went absinthe without leave

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Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: March 30 2005 at 03:01
Originally posted by Joren Joren wrote:

De Venus van Milo met een SINAASAPPEL over haar hoofd

Burning Down The Sauce

(Olly, Mijn kleine vleesetertje)

ahh well.. the Venis from Milo with an orange on her head?

olly my little carnivour?

really watch out.. I let a fence hit my head when I'm drunk.. but still I'm not saying Olly my little carnivour...



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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 30 2005 at 04:54
Originally posted by Radioactive Toy Radioactive Toy wrote:

Originally posted by Joren Joren wrote:

De Venus van Milo met een SINAASAPPEL over haar hoofd

Burning Down The Sauce

(Olly, Mijn kleine vleesetertje)

ahh well.. the Venis from Milo with an orange on her head?

olly my little carnivour?

really watch out.. I let a fence hit my head when I'm drunk.. but still I'm not saying Olly my little carnivour...

Well you don't know her, man

and I actually have a small replica of the Venus from Milo and I stuffed her head in an orange.



Posted By: JrKASperov
Date Posted: March 30 2005 at 05:03
Fruitsex

That fart was masterful.

But I woke up with a ache in the neck, my pillow is so bad


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Epic.


Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 14:48
Well, I was pretty wasted



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