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    Posted: July 12 2005 at 08:51

I think that we need some humour in this site

I dunno whether this topic belong here...but here goes:

"How many country singers are needed to change a lightbulp??"

Answer : 30.       : "One to change the bulp ....the 29 others to

sing of how good the old one was!"

Have a nice ..and fun progsummer!!

T.larz.
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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?...........................None, just let em cry in the dark!!
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What happens if you play a Country & Western record backwards?

Your partner comes back to you, and your dog miraculously rises from the dead...



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Points: 12812 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2005 at 13:17
Originally posted by fandango fandango wrote:

What happens if you play a Country & Western record backwards?

Your partner comes back to you, and your dog miraculously rises from the dead...

 

E.C.R.OV.I.D. Woof - similar to the name of the latest generation of death metal prog band?
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Points: 21342 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2005 at 13:40
Originally posted by fandango fandango wrote:

What happens if you play a Country & Western record backwards?

Your partner comes back to you, and your dog miraculously rises from the dead...
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This was from a Procol Harum biography:

How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the organist can do it with his left hand.

 

If you know the history with Chris Copping, It'll make more sense...
Jethro Tull kicks ass!

But don't forget the Moody Blues :)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 14 2005 at 01:03

Originally posted by Entropia Entropia wrote:

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?...........................None, just let em cry in the dark!!

ROFLMAO!
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Points: 20240 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 14 2005 at 03:42
Originally posted by fandango fandango wrote:

What happens if you play a Country & Western record backwards?

Your partner comes back to you, and your dog miraculously rises from the dead...

Heard that one 20 years ago about blues.
let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
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prefer lifting our pen
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Points: 20240 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 14 2005 at 03:43
Originally posted by Tenorsaxman89 Tenorsaxman89 wrote:

This was from a Procol Harum biography:

How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the organist can do it with his left hand.

 

If you know the history with Chris Copping, It'll make more sense...

Manzarek managed that too.
let's just stay above the moral melee
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keep our sand-castle virtues
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Points: 118 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 14 2005 at 07:25

Ok..ok....are there room for some..ahem ....dark humour (no pun

intended)

How many persons are needed to change a ligtbulp in

the Tamla Motown studios...when  Stevie Wonder recorded??

None...Stevie didnt care!!

 

Ok..ok...sorry.
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Points: 521 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 14 2005 at 07:56
A friend who's into rap/hip hop music (well, each to his own) told me this
one...

What's the difference between a bitch and a ho?

A ho sleeps with everyone.

A bitch sleeps with everyone except you.
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