jokes on music.
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Topic: jokes on music.
Posted By: Tonny Larz
Subject: jokes on music.
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 08:51
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I think that we need some humour in this site I dunno whether this topic belong here...but here goes: "How many country singers are needed to change a lightbulp??" Answer : 30. : "One to change the bulp ....the 29 others to sing of how good the old one was!" Have a nice ..and fun progsummer!! T.larz. ------------- "Everybody wants to go to heaven,but nobody want to die" quote unknown. |
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Posted By: Entropia
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 08:57
| How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?...........................None, just let em cry in the dark!! |
Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 08:59
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What happens if you play a Country & Western record backwards? Your partner comes back to you, and your dog miraculously rises from the dead... ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: Dick Heath
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 13:17
E.C.R.OV.I.D. Woof - similar to the name of the latest generation of death metal prog band? |
fandango wrote:Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 13:40
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Posted By: Tenorsaxman89
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 13:59
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This was from a Procol Harum biography: How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the organist can do it with his left hand.
If you know the history with Chris Copping, It'll make more sense... ------------- Jethro Tull kicks ass! But don't forget the Moody Blues :) |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 01:03
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ROFLMAO! |
Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 03:42
Heard that one 20 years ago about blues. ------------- let's just stay above the moral melee prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword |
Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 03:43
Manzarek managed that too. ------------- let's just stay above the moral melee prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword |
Posted By: Tonny Larz
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 07:25
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Ok..ok....are there room for some..ahem ....dark humour (no pun intended) How many persons are needed to change a ligtbulp in the Tamla Motown studios...when Stevie Wonder recorded?? None...Stevie didnt care!!
Ok..ok...sorry. ------------- "Everybody wants to go to heaven,but nobody want to die" quote unknown. |
Posted By: Politician
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 07:56
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A friend who's into rap/hip hop music (well, each to his own) told me this
one... What's the difference between a bitch and a ho? A ho sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone except you. |