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sigod
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Posted: February 01 2005 at 09:29 |
Certif1ed wrote:
...and now for Krek II.
Star Krekking across the universe, only going forwards, coz they can't find reverse...
Eating Rice Krispies...
Snap,
Krekkle
and Pop!!!
But now for some TeeVee - It's Friday, it's 5 O'Clock and it's...
Krekkerjeck!!! |
      
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Certif1ed
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Posted: February 01 2005 at 10:15 |
When you conjugate the verb, Krekkerjeck becomes the Anglo-Saxon Er Krekk Jeck.
Since the Er is pronounced A, and the "ck" are properly silent in true Olde Englische, it is no secret to any British person that the programme once broadcast at 5pm every Friday evening is none other than a krek j itself...

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Joren
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Posted: February 01 2005 at 10:46 |
wow
just
wow
This was definitely the best idea for a poll EVER
EVER
keep 'em coming!

a krek j all the way!
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Joren
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Posted: February 01 2005 at 11:01 |
JrKASperov wrote:
A krek j, a review by JrK.
There was, in the near distant future, proposed so by the likes of Bert Allstein, the proprietor of the Sleeping Dragon, a nice little cottage south of Easterøgg, a Swødish village, a nest of hurberkerkies. They were dancing and milling about only to be exploited by the local giftshop0wnz and together the rabid rabbits formed a band called 'Genetisis'. Only this ended in the near fatal heart disease of everyone on the planet, of whom we shall now speak of as having Rebretsikoram, a rare disease that can only be cured by one of the small vaccuum dirtiers sold by Velinorm/Zwarithingy(ask Joren for correct spelling).
V******/Z*******, for all your Things©
Then, the south entrance walked pass with near as soon as.
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The correct name of my new "company" is:
Velidaft/Netelzwank (for all your Things©, the slogan was spelt correctly, my dear JrK )
Contact me if you wish to receive more information on this interesting new phenomenon. We are planning to add some "Stuff" to the "Things" in the near future.
Edited by Joren
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JrKASperov
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Posted: February 01 2005 at 13:39 |
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Epic.
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Beau Heem
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Posted: February 01 2005 at 13:50 |
Talking about a spesific, named a krek j is rather difficult, I should say.
The good thing is that each and every one of us is surely amused by the sudden realization of a krek j's existance.
However, i must spoil the fun. A Krek j is actually Muffy's second name
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tuxon
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Posted: February 01 2005 at 14:24 |
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I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT
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Joren
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 10:34 |
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Certif1ed
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 15:57 |
Well the J is right, but not the A.
I have to dispute your claim that the A cannot be left, as I truly believe that it not only can, but is and cannot be otherwise - what say you?
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Joren
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 16:00 |
Who's gonna buy Cert another beer? 
Keep 'em coming!
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Metropolis
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 22:12 |
Eugh me very drunk just now, no speak about beer please
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We Lost the Skyline............
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JrKASperov
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Posted: February 03 2005 at 06:05 |
The truth is, sometimes divided by the coincedence of two empty beerbottles is the same as near closely.
When you carefully watch the three stars slapping each other on the paw with large trouts, you see the essence of a certain british comedygroup, or grouppe, as I like to say.
'we're french, why do you think we have this outrageous accente!'
So, as we say, the sharp of the bear must not be wrestled against in the gaze of a dead horses gift, when the clock cogs at home. 
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Epic.
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Certif1ed
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Posted: February 03 2005 at 12:08 |
But as far as the beerbottle is concerned, when the beer is hence concatenated, one must contemplate the conamubalutions required for replenishment and reimbursement.
Else one is beerless - a state which is peerless, starless and bible black.
But these dark ruminations are poor reminiscences - rum! Aye! There's the rub!
And remember - the bird in hand is like a red rag to a bull in a china shop, but it's a damn fine alehouse - and I'll take the two in the bush.
...or did I already say that?
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Reed Lover
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Posted: February 03 2005 at 12:11 |
Certif1ed wrote:
But as far as the beerbottle is concerned, when the beer is hence concatenated, one must contemplate the conamubalutions required for replenishment and reimbursement.
Else one is beerless - a state which is peerless, starless and bible black.
But these dark ruminations are poor reminiscences - rum! Aye! There's the rub!
And remember - the bird in hand is like a red rag to a bull in a china shop, but it's a damn fine alehouse - and I'll take the two in the bush.
...or did I already say that?
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So, now we know: Cert is Wallace !
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JrKASperov
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Posted: February 03 2005 at 13:47 |
Larze: me think he smart
The Wise Alaundo: The lord of progrock shall perish, and his his doom he shall spawn a score of radioheadlovers.
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Epic.
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Posted: February 04 2005 at 06:41 |
A plague on your logic - 'tis clear that there are already a battalion.
And darkness shall descend on the true meaning of ProgRock, and the multitude that are gathered under the Tower shall depart in different directions, each unable to understand the other.
Yet in days long past, the prophet he sang that one day, on earth, the true meaning shall be revealed to all believers, who will be united in the strength of the one true Prog.
On second thoughts, it's pub time again...

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JrKASperov
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Posted: February 04 2005 at 07:20 |
I guess the friend's hammer was just symbolic then.
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Epic.
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Certif1ed
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Posted: February 04 2005 at 08:10 |
Aye - it was a parable.
There were two servants...
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Posted: February 04 2005 at 15:27 |
Yes!!!! A krek J!!!!
Edited by redbar89
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Joren
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Posted: February 04 2005 at 17:10 |
redbar89 wrote:
Yes!!!! A krek J!!!!
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