a krek j or not?
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Topic: a krek j or not?
Posted By: Joren
Subject: a krek j or not?
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 12:57
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Just wondering how everybody is feeling about this subject... |
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 13:17
 ...please elaborate!
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Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 13:35
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What? ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 14:54
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Krek J????
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 14:59
Whew! I am glad I am not the only not "getting" this!!
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Posted By: JrKASperov
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 15:20
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A krek j! For REALLY smart people. ------------- Epic. |
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 15:22
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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 15:24
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Yes, I voted for a krek j as well (of course) |
JrKASperov wrote:
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 15:25
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damn! What the Hell is going on?!?! ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 15:26
No, it's not "krek j"; it's "a krek j" Or are you the kind of person that says "Nu!" when you have to say "Ni!" to an old woman?
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 15:26
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 15:26
You Dutch are f**king krekkers ! ------------- 
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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 15:27
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Come on! You can understand Captain Beefheart's music, then you can understand this as well! Be open-minded! |
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 15:31
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I have a feeling it has something to do with a giant boat-eating squid from Norse mythology, but I'm really not sure why
------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 15:35
wrong |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 15:38
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Thats The Kraken ! It's an irish Sea Monster that goes out on the piss too much!
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Posted By: Metropolis
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 15:42
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Im confused(nothing new)
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 15:44
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If its from the Netherlands then it must be poppycock!! but then again...what should we expect from a Beefheart and Zappa fan? |
Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:02
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I only.....
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Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:02
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....continue in this thread... |
Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:03
| ...because I want... |
Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:04
| ...to reach... |
Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:04
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.....1,000 posts, before weekend finishes. Iván
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:08
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Well done Ivan and here they all are:
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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:09
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you guys are weird...
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Posted By: Hangedman
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:10
Love that film |
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:14
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Hmm. I count 1,021 posts....let me count them again.
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:19
nah, there's 625 at the front and the rest at the back, that you havent counted properly! -------------
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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:23
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Someone else voted for "a krek j" Who was it?! |
Posted By: arcer
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:30
Reed you sonofab**ch! |
I don't drink that much!Posted By: Arioch
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:40
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definitely not a Krek! ------------- Knight of the Swords Lord of Entropy Duke of Chaos |
Posted By: Panoramic
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:41
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Those who voted for a krek are just silly. ------------- My feet hurt |
Posted By: Metropolis
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:42
i think everyone here is silly
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:42
Krekkers!
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 16:48
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You must keep your Krek clean. No one wants to live with Krek Rot, then you would end up like Reed Slobber. A dirty Krek-hole.
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 17:21
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Good Idea Ivan... |
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 17:21
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I only Need.... |
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 17:22
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A Few more..... |
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 17:22
| Posts.... |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 17:23
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before we all realise what a dork you are? -------------
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 17:23
| To Reach.... |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 17:24
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An all-time low? -------------
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Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 17:26
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krek Arie ------------- I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT |
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 17:32
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Quit interrupting me you gortz!! |
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 17:34
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...I have no life!
Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 17:39
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Cheers Gdub. Just leave it at that ------------- I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT |
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 17:42
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2002! A Gdub Oddity!! |
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 21:59
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this may be the most confusing thread ever! ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: JrKASperov
Date Posted: January 31 2005 at 04:24
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A krek j, a review by JrK. There was, in the near distant future, proposed so by the likes of Bert Allstein, the proprietor of the Sleeping Dragon, a nice little cottage south of Easterøgg, a Swødish village, a nest of hurberkerkies. They were dancing and milling about only to be exploited by the local giftshop0wnz and together the rabid rabbits formed a band called 'Genetisis'. Only this ended in the near fatal heart disease of everyone on the planet, of whom we shall now speak of as having Rebretsikoram, a rare disease that can only be cured by one of the small vaccuum dirtiers sold by Velinorm/Zwarithingy(ask Joren for correct spelling). V******/Z*******, for all your Things© Then, the south entrance walked pass with near as soon as. ------------- Epic. |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 31 2005 at 06:00
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Up sh*t krek without a paddle !!!!!!!
------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 31 2005 at 10:11
Most Kreks end up being muppets or tea leafs anyway. Would you Adam & Eve it? ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: Certif1ed
Date Posted: January 31 2005 at 15:26
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...and now for Krek II. Star Krekking across the universe, only going forwards, coz they can't find reverse... Eating Rice Krispies... Snap, Krekkle and Pop!!! But now for some TeeVee - It's Friday, it's 5 O'Clock and it's...
Krekkerjeck!!! |
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 31 2005 at 17:52
I'm waiting for 2112 ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: Garion81
Date Posted: January 31 2005 at 17:57
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Yeah but is Krek Prog?
Krek off ------------- 
"What are you going to do when that damn thing rusts?" |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: January 31 2005 at 18:06
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Definitely a krek j. Or not. As the case may be.
------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Garion81
Date Posted: January 31 2005 at 18:22
I think this may be the only way to answer.
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"What are you going to do when that damn thing rusts?" |
Posted By: JrKASperov
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 05:09
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Yuu fools of a tooksess. It's not 'krek' it's 'a krek j' as a whole. You cannot have a bass without strings either right? YOU CANNOT HAVE KREK WITHOUT A AND J! A KREK J! ------------- Epic. |
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 06:07
The A & J is silent in the UK.  ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 07:22
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Like the P in swimming pool ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 08:07
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That's one confession we'd rather not here Mr Garten! -------------
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 09:29
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: Certif1ed
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 10:15
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When you conjugate the verb, Krekkerjeck becomes the Anglo-Saxon Er Krekk Jeck. Since the Er is pronounced A, and the "ck" are properly silent in true Olde Englische, it is no secret to any British person that the programme once broadcast at 5pm every Friday evening is none other than a krek j itself...
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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 10:46
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wow just wow This was definitely the best idea for a poll EVER EVER keep 'em coming!
a krek j all the way! |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 11:01
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The correct name of my new "company" is: Velidaft/Netelzwank (for all your Things©, the slogan was spelt correctly, my dear JrK Contact me if you wish to receive more information on this interesting new phenomenon. We are planning to add some "Stuff" to the "Things" in the near future. |
Posted By: JrKASperov
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 13:39
We are not talking about a certain word, but about a name. That said, names are pronounced as the owner of it desires. SO THE A AND J CANNOT BE LEFT!  ------------- Epic. |
Posted By: Beau Heem
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 13:50
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Talking about a spesific, named a krek j is rather difficult, I should say. The good thing is that each and every one of us is surely amused by the sudden realization of a krek j's existance. However, i must spoil the fun. A Krek j is actually Muffy's second name  ------------- --No enemy but time-- |
Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 14:24
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As a question, can they be right ------------- I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: February 02 2005 at 10:34
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Posted By: Certif1ed
Date Posted: February 02 2005 at 15:57
Well the J is right, but not the A. I have to dispute your claim that the A cannot be left, as I truly believe that it not only can, but is and cannot be otherwise - what say you? |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: February 02 2005 at 16:00
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Keep 'em coming! |
Posted By: Metropolis
Date Posted: February 02 2005 at 22:12
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Eugh me very drunk just now, no speak about beer please
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Posted By: JrKASperov
Date Posted: February 03 2005 at 06:05
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The truth is, sometimes divided by the coincedence of two empty beerbottles is the same as near closely.
When you carefully watch the three stars slapping each other on the paw with large trouts, you see the essence of a certain british comedygroup, or grouppe, as I like to say. 'we're french, why do you think we have this outrageous accente!' So, as we say, the sharp of the bear must not be wrestled against in the gaze of a dead horses gift, when the clock cogs at home. ------------- Epic. |
Posted By: Certif1ed
Date Posted: February 03 2005 at 12:08
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But as far as the beerbottle is concerned, when the beer is hence concatenated, one must contemplate the conamubalutions required for replenishment and reimbursement. Else one is beerless - a state which is peerless, starless and bible black. But these dark ruminations are poor reminiscences - rum! Aye! There's the rub! And remember - the bird in hand is like a red rag to a bull in a china shop, but it's a damn fine alehouse - and I'll take the two in the bush. ...or did I already say that?
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: February 03 2005 at 12:11
So, now we know: Cert is Wallace ! -------------
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Posted By: JrKASperov
Date Posted: February 03 2005 at 13:47
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Larze: me think he smart The Wise Alaundo: The lord of progrock shall perish, and his his doom he shall spawn a score of radioheadlovers. ------------- Epic. |
Posted By: Certif1ed
Date Posted: February 04 2005 at 06:41
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A plague on your logic - 'tis clear that there are already a battalion. And darkness shall descend on the true meaning of ProgRock, and the multitude that are gathered under the Tower shall depart in different directions, each unable to understand the other. Yet in days long past, the prophet he sang that one day, on earth, the true meaning shall be revealed to all believers, who will be united in the strength of the one true Prog. On second thoughts, it's pub time again...
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Posted By: JrKASperov
Date Posted: February 04 2005 at 07:20
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I guess the friend's hammer was just symbolic then. ------------- Epic. |
Posted By: Certif1ed
Date Posted: February 04 2005 at 08:10
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Aye - it was a parable. There were two servants... |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: February 04 2005 at 15:27
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Yes!!!! A krek J!!!! |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: February 04 2005 at 17:10
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Posted By: Rob The Plant
Date Posted: February 04 2005 at 18:41
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The answer is correct with all choices, because "a" works as neutral
ground for the Krek, leaning to yay, where as "j" works as the opposite
, thus the answer of Krek or not, being the true question is rendered
totally neutral, so the answer is correct in all ways.
------------- Collaborators will take your soul. |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: February 05 2005 at 17:34
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You're making it too difficult for yourself. The answer is actually quite simple... nice try though! |
Posted By: Rob The Plant
Date Posted: February 05 2005 at 21:48
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Damn, I was sure I had it. ------------- Collaborators will take your soul. |
Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: February 06 2005 at 01:48
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Do not lay up for yourselves a krek J on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal; but lay up for yourselves a krek J in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your krek J is, there your heart will be also. ------------- I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT |
Posted By: Rob The Plant
Date Posted: February 06 2005 at 11:55
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a Krek J 6:21 ------------- Collaborators will take your soul. |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: February 06 2005 at 14:37
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Posted By: Rob The Plant
Date Posted: February 06 2005 at 22:26
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I guess you could say those are Progressive laughing faces! OH! Clever Pun on words! ------------- Collaborators will take your soul. |
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: February 06 2005 at 22:28
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I still don't know what a krek j is
------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: February 08 2005 at 20:03
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a krek j is nothing and a krek j is everything send me a PM if you really want to know what it is |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: March 30 2005 at 16:37
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vi ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Certif1ed
Date Posted: March 30 2005 at 16:49
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: March 30 2005 at 17:15
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Wow... wow... this is the most bizarre thread I've EVER seen... I guess I'll vote for sometimes? ------------- 
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Posted By: Manunkind
Date Posted: March 30 2005 at 17:19
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The Full krek j! Go for it! ------------- "In war there is no time to teach or learn Zen. Carry a strong stick. Bash your attackers." - Zen Master Ikkyu Sojun |
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: March 30 2005 at 20:07
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Definetly a krek j ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: Certif1ed
Date Posted: March 31 2005 at 02:03
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I do not believe there is anything definite about a krek j - quite the reverse, in fact. It is a random thing - an indisciplined thing and yet a thing of such order that it may be red and disciplined. Still, j is right. Oops! I meant, j is still right, of course! |
Posted By: JrKASperov
Date Posted: March 31 2005 at 04:52
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You're all naked people oh how come you'resuchadrag. ------------- Epic. |
Posted By: Manunkind
Date Posted: March 31 2005 at 05:57
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@ Joren and JrKASperov: I don't want to be in your shoes when feminist critics learn of your understanding of a krek j... ------------- "In war there is no time to teach or learn Zen. Carry a strong stick. Bash your attackers." - Zen Master Ikkyu Sojun |