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Poll Question: ever had sex while listening to prog?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2005 at 18:40
Originally posted by Beau Heem Beau Heem wrote:

Ahem...

May I have your attention, please.

While searching for a nice pic to post in this thread (to answer Reed Lover's latest message), I did a google pic search with "gdub" (just to see if anything funny would pop up).

See what I came up with:



Is it any fun?

-Beau


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2005 at 18:49

It's difficult to imagine Dubya actually getting it on with Laura Bush. What sort of face do you think he pulls? What sort of noises does he make? Do you think they get up to anything weird or kinky?

I know there are some warped imaginations out there - I await your responses with bated breath.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2005 at 21:13
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

It's difficult to imagine Dubya actually getting it on with Laura Bush. What sort of face do you think he pulls? What sort of noises does he make? Do you think they get up to anything weird or kinky?

I know there are some warped imaginations out there - I await your responses with bated breath.





hahaha, oh man, that was sooo funny... in a subtle, innocent sort of way.

"damn laura i'm big like texas get up here and do that rodeo thing, mmm...."

"damn woman pump that oil!"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2005 at 21:14
 
"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2005 at 21:15

but lets not encourage that man to procreate any more, for the sake of our country

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2005 at 21:46

Q: What is the definition of a Rodeo F*ck?

A: Whilst grooving in the doggie postion, grab yer girl by the hair and tell her you boinked her sister. Then see how long you can hang on.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2005 at 22:04
I imagine he refers to it as "internalcourse".
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2005 at 22:38


to rodeo f**k and internalcourse
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2005 at 22:45

sweetnighter, I've gotta hand it to you, this is a very entertaining thread

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2005 at 22:46

 hehe Internal course

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2005 at 13:13
so if one prog band was the equivalent of sex, which band would it be?

is yes sex?
is genesis sex?
is VDGG sex?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2005 at 14:25

You young uns? Probably Rush sex !Wink

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2005 at 15:44
Originally posted by Reed Lover Reed Lover wrote:

You young uns? Probably Rush sex !Wink

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2005 at 18:41
King Crimson. Always worth having but not always completely satisfying- usually depending on who it's with at the time.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2005 at 18:45
Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Q: What is the definition of a Rodeo F*ck?

A: Whilst grooving in the doggie postion, grab yer girl by the hair and tell her you boinked her sister. Then see how long you can hang on.

 

Sounds like a Tom Leykus quote.

 

 



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2005 at 18:47
^ you do realize that it's "Flash Friday" as we speak.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2005 at 21:40

Originally posted by James Lee James Lee wrote:

King Crimson. Always worth having but not always completely satisfying- usually depending on who it's with at the time.

Yes - makes you scream like a girl in words no one else can understand, but it feels great!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2005 at 21:44
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2005 at 21:58
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2005 at 22:14
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