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sigod 
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 Posted: January 18 2005 at 11:49 |
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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threefates
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Posted: January 18 2005 at 11:43 |
Maybe you should pay attention to what you're wearing on stage... Nothing quite stirs me like a man in tight white leather... 
I don't know Jamie, maybe its because you guys see so much of each other normally. You can tell me about it this weekend.
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sigod
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Posted: January 18 2005 at 11:41 |
 Tarkustra wrote:
Last time I played a gig in Ithaca, my girlfriend stood at the bar the whole night and flirted with the bartender. She said thats not what she was doing, but it was. Not once has she even come near the stage when we play.
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Ooh, that's gotta hurt! 
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Tarkustra
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Joined: December 30 2004
Location: United States
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Posted: January 18 2005 at 10:12 |
Last time I played a gig in Ithaca, my girlfriend stood at the bar the whole night and flirted with the bartender. She said thats not what she was doing, but it was. Not once has she even come near the stage when we play. Either I'm doing something wrong, or I'm not that good, or I need her to have a conversation with 3fates. 
See, now its affecting my confidence. I guess thats what it was all about, huh, 3fates?
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When you speak, is it you that hears? Are your ears full? You can't hear anything at all.
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threefates
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 30 2004
Location: United States
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Posted: January 18 2005 at 01:31 |
Sweetnighter wrote:
sigh....
look what happens. one moment i pick up a yes cd, and the next moment i'm on a board where every can't wait to hear sex stories from a 40-something former groupie. i mean, what the f**k.
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Not any more....
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Velvetclown
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Joined: February 13 2004
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Posted: January 18 2005 at 00:35 |
Top twenty reasons why
chocolate is better than Sex
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. If you love me you'll swallow that has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you're driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard, chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours,without upsetting your co-workers.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or old to have chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter.
Edited by Velvetclown
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Peter
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 23:40 |
^ No, not by a LOOOOOONG shot!
Yet....
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Sweetnighter
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Joined: October 24 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 1298
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 23:25 |
have i reached the low point of low points?
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I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
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Peter
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 23:23 |
Sweetnighter wrote:
sigh....
look what happens. one moment i pick up a yes cd, and the next moment i'm on a board where every can't wait to hear sex stories from a 40-something former groupie. i mean, what the f**k.
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Have no fear -- the MEGA-POLL is here!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Sweetnighter
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 24 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 1298
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 22:25 |
sigh....
look what happens. one moment i pick up a yes cd, and the next moment
i'm on a board where every can't wait to hear sex stories from a
40-something former groupie. i mean, what the f**k.
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I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
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Peter
Special Collaborator
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Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
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Points: 9669
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 22:15 |
threefates wrote:
Peter wrote:
Why do I bother trying to make you peons laugh, anyway?
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But Peter you need to say something funny before we can laugh..
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Right -- that does it! One mega-poll comin' up!
Don't no one try and stop me, neither!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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threefates
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 30 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 4215
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 21:31 |
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Rob The Plant
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Joined: December 15 2004
Location: Netherlands
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 20:43 |
threefates wrote:
Petra wrote:
Oh it must be me then, cos id need more foreplay than a Keith Emerson's Piano Concerto
Does Greg read this site? I wonder what he makes of it and his sexual exploits advertised!
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The foreplay Petra, usually started upon waking in the morning... its why its so addicting.. foreplay was continuous...
I doubt Greg reads this or any other site... but I've read about his sexual exploits in quite a few places by many others, so I'm sure he's pretty use to it by now. You should read Keith Emerson's autobio... But Greg's not the only one of them who would do this or who didn't do this most every night... Robert Plant was notorious for having good times with more than one groupie during a good Jon Bonham drum solo... I've witnessed the same from Richie Blackmore with a friend while I was standing there... Actually Boz Burrell liked it also when Simon Kirke would have an extra long drum solo...
with that much adrenaline raging... and the drugs... it was just a matter of fact really...You just don't get shows that good anymore!! 
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Robert was quite the tiger, and not shy about himself either, ever see those tight pants he wears, really brings out his... you know. During the drum solo featured in "The Song Remains The Same" all the band members and Richard Cole go off stage for oral sex, it's funny to see the drum solo if you know where they're really going.
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Collaborators will take your soul.
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selling_echoes
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 07 2004
Location: Canada
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Points: 113
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 20:23 |
What I'm curious about is, Threefates, have you ever had a "quick solo experience" with David Gilmour?
He's my little girl crush. Well, his
old self was. I know a guy who's exactly like him though... and it kind
of gets mixed up. Both are named Dave, anyways. 
EDIT -- Forgot to answer, haha. Never had sex, but am waiting for a certain Dave to do so.
Seems to me that Heart Of The Sunrise, Echoes, SOYCD, Still....You Turn me On are good.
Edited by selling_echoes
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Sweetnighter
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Joined: October 24 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 1298
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 20:18 |
threefates wrote:
Reed Lover wrote:
Because, oh-my-gosh, these men are like gods,they are sooooooooooo like...gods.
Oh and they have lots of money, booze and drugs. |
Jealous as usual, I see...
And they surely weren't Gods... fallen angels maybe... and it just wasn't Greg either.... |
hahaha, so carl and keith couldn't live up to the competition, eh?
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I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
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threefates
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 30 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 4215
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 19:56 |
Peter wrote:
Should have guessed how THIS thread would go....
Why do I bother trying to make you peons laugh, anyway?
Ha!
There -- at least I find me amusing.
Carey on -- perhaps I'll start a poll....
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But Peter you need to say something funny before we can laugh..
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Metropolis
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 20 2004
Location: Scotland
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Points: 760
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 19:29 |
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About what album is best for sex?
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We Lost the Skyline............
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Peter
Special Collaborator
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Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
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Points: 9669
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 19:25 |
Should have guessed how THIS thread would go....
Why do I bother trying to make you peons laugh, anyway?
Ha!
There -- at least I find me amusing.
Carey on -- perhaps I'll start a poll....
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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threefates
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 30 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 4215
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 18:22 |
Petra wrote:
Oh it must be me then, cos id need more foreplay than a Keith Emerson's Piano Concerto
Does Greg read this site? I wonder what he makes of it and his sexual exploits advertised!
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The foreplay Petra, usually started upon waking in the morning... its why its so addicting.. foreplay was continuous...
I doubt Greg reads this or any other site... but I've read about his sexual exploits in quite a few places by many others, so I'm sure he's pretty use to it by now. You should read Keith Emerson's autobio... But Greg's not the only one of them who would do this or who didn't do this most every night... Robert Plant was notorious for having good times with more than one groupie during a good Jon Bonham drum solo... I've witnessed the same from Richie Blackmore with a friend while I was standing there... Actually Boz Burrell liked it also when Simon Kirke would have an extra long drum solo...
with that much adrenaline raging... and the drugs... it was just a matter of fact really...You just don't get shows that good anymore!!
Edited by threefates
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threefates
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 30 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 4215
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 18:15 |
Reed Lover wrote:
Because, oh-my-gosh, these men are like gods,they are sooooooooooo like...gods.
Oh and they have lots of money, booze and drugs. |
Jealous as usual, I see...
And they surely weren't Gods... fallen angels maybe... and it just wasn't Greg either....
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