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Poll Question: Have you ever fellated yer fave prog star?
Poll Choice	Votes	Poll Statistics
No	2	[8.33%]
Yes, & I’ve been basking in the reflected glory ever since.	1	[4.17%]
How are you defining "fellated?"	1	[4.17%]
Even if I had, I wouldn’t tell the entire world about it!	1	[4.17%]
How dare you try to cheapen it? What we had was SPECIAL!	1	[4.17%]
Is oral sex prog?	3	[12.50%]
Repeatedly, but just for bus fare.	0	[0.00%]
Repeatedly, but just for the taste.	0	[0.00%]
wat dose ’filleted’ meen?	0	[0.00%]
I demand that you add every band I like to the site!	1	[4.17%]
Please remove Radiohead from the Archives.	1	[4.17%]
Please remove Radiohead from the face of the planet!	1	[4.17%]
All prog was retroactively derived from Steely Dan.	0	[0.00%]
Dream Theater. That’s all, just DREAM THEATER!	0	[0.00%]
No, but that Steve Howe is soooo dreamy!	0	[0.00%]
No, but it’s on my "to do" list for 2005.	2	[8.33%]
Sicko!	1	[4.17%]
Wallace is not amused by this sort of thing.	0	[0.00%]
The obscure German bands I like do not condone pleasure.	3	[12.50%]
I’m doing so even as I respond to this poll.	0	[0.00%]
Hell yeah! Let me tell you ALL about it!	1	[4.17%]
I ate my crayon.	3	[12.50%]
I don’t remember, I don’t recall....	0	[0.00%]
I got no memory of anything at all!	1	[4.17%]
They don’t call ’em RadioHEAD for nothin, you know!	1	[4.17%]
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Peter

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Topic: The Poll to End All Polls!
Posted: January 17 2005 at 22:54

And if so, did he buy you a pizza afterward?

Apparently, people really need to know this....

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O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 23:04

Wow. this is the poll to end all polls

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'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 23:17

I ate my crayon...chartreuse to boot.

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Posted: January 17 2005 at 23:23

GENIUS!

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Posted: January 17 2005 at 23:55

Almost as genius as the Mariah Carey thread.

"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart

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Posted: January 18 2005 at 00:23

A petiton to remove this thread anyone ???

I got no memory of anything at all!

Edited by Velvetclown

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Posted: January 18 2005 at 00:26

I choose I wouldn't do that Not even with your mouth.

"What are you going to do when that damn thing rusts?"

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Posted: January 18 2005 at 00:31

actually,this is one of the most awesome (pointless) polls ever conceived. Good job Peter! You win a hug &nb sp; &nb sp;

"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
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Posted: January 18 2005 at 00:32

Yes Peter Pointless has done it again

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Posted: January 18 2005 at 00:43

wait, you're calling this pointless when you created the famously pointless(But awesome in it's own right) Mariah Carey thread

"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
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Posted: January 18 2005 at 01:09

Peter Pointless perfectly ponders peter percolation.

Probably penile performance past Peter Pointless By

Arf he said

Edited by Garion81

"What are you going to do when that damn thing rusts?"

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Posted: January 18 2005 at 01:29

Don't worry Peter, I don't think I'll be sharing with anyone here, anything more about anyone ever... my book is closed! Thanks tho!

THIS IS ELP

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Posted: January 18 2005 at 01:50

Nice Poem there Garion81

Well the Mariah thread BECAME pointless

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Posted: January 18 2005 at 03:07

I voted 'Is Oral sex prog'

I think a strong case can be argued for its inclusion in the archives. Its far more interesting and different to Radiohead.

Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!

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Posted: January 18 2005 at 03:39

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Posted: January 18 2005 at 05:32

Velvetclown wrote:

Sorry Velvet but that picture and title caught me off guard. One of your best yet.

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Posted: January 18 2005 at 05:36

Well there was that time with Pete Burns...no, just kidding. He's not prog.

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Posted: January 18 2005 at 06:49

Interesting poll - it raises a couple of questions:

Which prog star has been fellated by the most admirers/partners/groupies?

Also, which one has the smallest willy?

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Posted: January 18 2005 at 07:01

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Posted: January 18 2005 at 08:12

You missed out "fellating onesself" LOL

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