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Topic: The Poll to End All Polls!Posted By: Peter
Subject: The Poll to End All Polls!
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 22:54
And if so, did he buy you a pizza afterward?
Apparently, people really need to know this....
------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
Replies: Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 23:04
Wow. this is the poll to end all polls
------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 23:17
I ate my crayon...chartreuse to boot.
Posted By: Sweetnighter
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 23:23
GENIUS!
------------- I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 23:55
Almost as genius as the Mariah Carey thread.
------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 00:23
A petiton to remove this thread anyone ???
I got no memory of anything at all!
------------- Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally
Posted By: Garion81
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 00:26
I choose I wouldn't do that Not even with your mouth.
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"What are you going to do when that damn thing rusts?"
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 00:31
actually,this is one of the most awesome (pointless) polls ever conceived. Good job Peter! You win a hug &nb sp; &nb sp;
------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 00:32
Yes Peter Pointless has done it again
------------- Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 00:43
wait, you're calling this pointless when you created the famously pointless(But awesome in it's own right) Mariah Carey thread
------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
Posted By: Garion81
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 01:09
Peter Pointless perfectly ponders peter percolation.
Probably penile performance past Peter Pointless By
Arf he said
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"What are you going to do when that damn thing rusts?"
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 01:29
Don't worry Peter, I don't think I'll be sharing with anyone here, anything more about anyone ever... my book is closed! Thanks tho!
------------- THIS IS ELP
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 01:50
Nice Poem there Garion81
Well the Mariah thread BECAME pointless
------------- Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally
Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 03:07
I voted 'Is Oral sex prog'
I think a strong case can be argued for its inclusion in the archives. Its far more interesting and different to Radiohead.
------------- Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 03:39
------------- Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 05:32
Velvetclown wrote:
Sorry Velvet but that picture and title caught me off guard. One of your best yet.
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 05:36
Well there was that time with Pete Burns...no, just kidding. He's not prog.
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 06:49
Interesting poll - it raises a couple of questions:
Which prog star has been fellated by the most admirers/partners/groupies?
Also, which one has the smallest willy?
------------- 'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 07:01
------------- Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 08:12
You missed out "fellating onesself"
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Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 10:30
I don't know if you could define the progstar prog
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R.I.P. You could have reached infinity....
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 10:30
I never blew anyone, however, when my band won a high school talent contest an overly excited freshman girl nearly sucked my boxers through my bumm.
WHAT TALENT! I was so impressed I gave her my contest winnings.
Now, about those mellotrons?
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 11:15
I don't believe it, this thread is on its second page and no repetitive clanging of names being dropped (my ears are still ringing from reading the Sex & Prog thread).
Must be a record, eh?
------------- Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
Posted By: maani
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 12:08
Peter:
Bravo!
Peace.
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 12:11
danbo wrote:
I never blew anyone, however, when my band won a high school talent contest an overly excited freshman girl nearly sucked my boxers through my bumm.
WHAT TALENT! I was so impressed I gave her my contest winnings.
Now, about those mellotrons?
A story for the Prog & Sex thread...
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 14:00
sigod wrote:
danbo wrote:
I never blew anyone, however, when my band won a high school talent contest an overly excited freshman girl nearly sucked my boxers through my bumm.
WHAT TALENT! I was so impressed I gave her my contest winnings.
Now, about those mellotrons?
A story for the Prog & Sex thread...
I thought danbo was an rock 'n roller all the way!
no prog for him!
------------- Reed's failed joke counter:
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R.I.P. You could have reached infinity....
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 16:45
Ah, Mr. Toy! It was rock and roll.
We played the Doobie Brothers "Long Train Running" and our version of the Chuck Berry classic, "Bernie Be Good."
We Rocked 'em and Socked 'em Robo-Toy.
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 17:48
danbo wrote:
Ah, Mr. Toy! It was rock and roll.
We played the Doobie Brothers "Long Train Running" and our version of the Chuck Berry classic, "Bernie Be Good."
We Rocked 'em and Socked 'em Robo-Toy.
And evidently you reaped the rewards !!! at a boy!
------------- THIS IS ELP
Posted By: Sweetnighter
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 19:00
Blacksword wrote:
I voted 'Is Oral sex prog'
I think a strong case can be argued for its inclusion in the archives. Its far more interesting and different to Radiohead.
Okay, lets start a petition, I'm all for it.
------------- I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
Posted By: Garion81
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 19:42
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I can see Eddy hasn't voted yet.
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"What are you going to do when that damn thing rusts?"
Posted By: selling_echoes
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 19:46
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled prog.... and he loved every one of them equally.
Now what comes in the shape of a dill pickle, I ask you?
radioHEAD.
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 19 2005 at 02:35
------------- Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally