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asuma 
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 Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:54 |
never had sex while listening to prog.
i believe my list has been:
liars
marilyn manson
and crowned king (terrible band)
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*Remember all advice given by Asuma is for entertainment purposes only. Asuma is not a licensed medical doctor, psychologist, or counselor and he does not play one on TV.*
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Peter
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 13:05 |
 Tangerine Dream -- but not the spookier stuff.
Zappa -- Broken Hearts are For A**holes, etc.
"I gonna ram it, ram it, ram it.... " "Keep it greasy...."
Ha! Just kidding about the Zappa!
 Dr. Peter says: Instrumental is best....
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Metropolis
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 13:21 |
I guess I'll try doing it to Liquid Tension Experiment then 
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We Lost the Skyline............
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Radioactive Toy
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Location: Netherlands
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 13:29 |
I've lost my virginity on porcupine tree's stars die
(the collection )
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Reed's failed joke counter:
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R.I.P. You could have reached infinity....
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Velvetclown
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 13:39 |
Sigod :
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Sweetnighter
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 14:15 |
I'm so happy I made this poll.
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I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
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Tarkustra
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 14:42 |
 threefates wrote:
Sweetnighter wrote:
threefates wrote:
My favorite was always Keith Emerson's Piano Concerto (live)... that usually gave Greg about 20 minutes off stage time.... and the utilization of time and the locations were always so creative.... |
sh*t, a quickie during a piano solo backstage! Wow, thats impressive.
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You think thats impressive... you should try it up against a really large speaker where the piano is so loud in your ears.. that the throbbing of the speaker becomes the throbbing of your body...
Its pretty intense to say the least and we're both probably lucky we still have our hearing...
Oh.. and the night I lost my virginity was the best sex I've ever had... and it was with the same guy!!!
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Sh!t !! As a musician, let me just say that either I was born 20 years too late or groupies are just not that much fun anymore!!! Of course, I've never played a stadium either, but stll thats now my No 1 fantasy from now on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uh... Linda, I have a gig upstate NY in March, you wouldn't by chance.... oh well, I'll call ya !
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When you speak, is it you that hears? Are your ears full? You can't hear anything at all.
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Blacksword
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Joined: June 22 2004
Location: England
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 15:30 |
Sweetnighter wrote:
I'm so happy I made this poll.
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Me too! Reading these responses has made my night
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Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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mirco
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Joined: January 04 2005
Location: Venezuela
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Points: 819
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 15:31 |
Velvetclown wrote:
Never had sex  |
What? A swedish? Not even practice by yourself ?
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Please forgive me for my crappy english!
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Sweetnighter
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Joined: October 24 2004
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 15:39 |
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I don't even understand how you do a quickie backstage. I mean, do you
even get your clothes off, or do you just whip out the necessities? And
what about the roadies and other people moving around, I mean, wouldn't
they see you. "Hey Greg! Drive it home big boy!" I mean, that doesn't
make sense to me... and then he would get his sh*t together and go back
on stage and play for thousands of people? And was this planned, like,
"okay Greg, after The Sheriff get your ass back here so we can f**k
like animals!"
This is one part mind-boggling and one part totally hilarious.
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I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
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Peter
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 16:15 |
Any side-long piece that after 20 minutes or so reaches a great big, sweaty, roaring, screaming, crashing CLIMAX....
 Ha!
OMIGAWD! It's... it's... it's....  THE NEW JERUSALEM!!!!
Splork! 
Whew!
Got a smoke?
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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threefates
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Location: United States
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Points: 4215
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 16:26 |
Tarkustra wrote:
uh... Linda, I have a gig upstate NY in March, you wouldn't by chance.... oh well, I'll call ya !
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Haha... Jamie, I don't do upstate... too cold this time of year! 
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THIS IS ELP
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threefates
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Joined: June 30 2004
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Points: 4215
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 16:52 |
Sweetnighter wrote:
I don't even understand how you do a quickie backstage. I mean, do you even get your clothes off, or do you just whip out the necessities? And what about the roadies and other people moving around, I mean, wouldn't they see you. "Hey Greg! Drive it home big boy!" I mean, that doesn't make sense to me... and then he would get his sh*t together and go back on stage and play for thousands of people? And was this planned, like, "okay Greg, after The Sheriff get your ass back here so we can f**k like animals!"
This is one part mind-boggling and one part totally hilarious.
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Oh so naive...its like being married to a doctor.. You have to be prepared. Short skirts, no underwear, a button down or zippered top, maybe even braless & a tee shirt. No clothes off and I'm sure his guitar tech got quite an eyeful more than once. And I really don't know any rock stars that worried about anyone seeing them do it... It wasn't really planned, however, I knew his off stage time and for how long... and depending on how much adrenaline the nights show would build in him (or me for that matter) would determine whether it was happening or not.... Its an artform boys... what can I tell you...
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THIS IS ELP
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Sweetnighter
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Joined: October 24 2004
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Points: 1298
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 17:01 |
threefates wrote:
Sweetnighter wrote:
I don't even understand how
you do a quickie backstage. I mean, do you even get your clothes off,
or do you just whip out the necessities? And what about the roadies and
other people moving around, I mean, wouldn't they see you. "Hey Greg!
Drive it home big boy!" I mean, that doesn't make sense to me... and
then he would get his sh*t together and go back on stage and play for
thousands of people? And was this planned, like, "okay Greg, after The
Sheriff get your ass back here so we can f**k like animals!"
This is one part mind-boggling and one part totally hilarious.
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Oh so naive...its like being married to a doctor.. You have to be
prepared. Short skirts, no underwear, a button down or
zippered top, maybe even braless & a tee shirt. No
clothes off and I'm sure his guitar tech got quite an eyeful more than
once. And I really don't know any rock stars that worried
about anyone seeing them do it...
It wasn't really planned, however, I knew his off stage
time and for how long... and depending on how much adrenaline the
nights show would build in him (or me for that matter) would
determine whether it was happening or not.... Its an artform boys...
what can I tell you... |
Did you do him while he had that shaggy dog haircut, like on the Trilogy album?
Cuz thats weird 
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I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
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Petra
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Joined: August 23 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 663
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 17:03 |
threefates wrote:
Sweetnighter wrote:
I don't even understand how you do a quickie backstage. I mean, do you even get your clothes off, or do you just whip out the necessities? And what about the roadies and other people moving around, I mean, wouldn't they see you. "Hey Greg! Drive it home big boy!" I mean, that doesn't make sense to me... and then he would get his sh*t together and go back on stage and play for thousands of people? And was this planned, like, "okay Greg, after The Sheriff get your ass back here so we can f**k like animals!"
This is one part mind-boggling and one part totally hilarious.
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Oh so naive...its like being married to a doctor.. You have to be prepared. Short skirts, no underwear, a button down or zippered top, maybe even braless & a tee shirt. No clothes off and I'm sure his guitar tech got quite an eyeful more than once. And I really don't know any rock stars that worried about anyone seeing them do it... It wasn't really planned, however, I knew his off stage time and for how long... and depending on how much adrenaline the nights show would build in him (or me for that matter) would determine whether it was happening or not.... Its an artform boys... what can I tell you...
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Not very romantic though Threefates! 
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Don't hate me
I'm not special like you
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threefates
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Joined: June 30 2004
Location: United States
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 17:26 |
Petra wrote:
threefates wrote:
Sweetnighter wrote:
I don't even understand how you do a quickie backstage. I mean, do you even get your clothes off, or do you just whip out the necessities? And what about the roadies and other people moving around, I mean, wouldn't they see you. "Hey Greg! Drive it home big boy!" I mean, that doesn't make sense to me... and then he would get his sh*t together and go back on stage and play for thousands of people? And was this planned, like, "okay Greg, after The Sheriff get your ass back here so we can f**k like animals!"
This is one part mind-boggling and one part totally hilarious.
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Oh so naive...its like being married to a doctor.. You have to be prepared. Short skirts, no underwear, a button down or zippered top, maybe even braless & a tee shirt. No clothes off and I'm sure his guitar tech got quite an eyeful more than once. And I really don't know any rock stars that worried about anyone seeing them do it... It wasn't really planned, however, I knew his off stage time and for how long... and depending on how much adrenaline the nights show would build in him (or me for that matter) would determine whether it was happening or not.... Its an artform boys... what can I tell you...
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Not very romantic though Threefates!
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Actually it wasn't meant to be romantic, Petra... it was meant to be lustful, hot and steamy and it was some of the hottest times I can remember. I can't even look at a huge amp to this day without getting shakey all over...
If it had been romantic, that would of scared him to death.... actually its when it got sort of romantic that my relationship with him came to an end... You have to remember, these aren't like dating rituals.......
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THIS IS ELP
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Petra
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Joined: August 23 2004
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 17:38 |
Oh it must be me then, cos id need more foreplay than a Keith Emerson's Piano Concerto
Does Greg read this site? I wonder what he makes of it and his sexual exploits advertised!
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Don't hate me
I'm not special like you
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Reed Lover
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 17:40 |
Because, oh-my-gosh, these men are like gods,they are sooooooooooo like...gods. Oh and they have lots of money, booze and drugs.
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Petra
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 17:45 |
Reed Lover wrote:
Because, oh-my-gosh, these men are like gods,they are sooooooooooo like...gods.
Oh and they have lots of money, booze and drugs. |
and groupies...
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Don't hate me
I'm not special like you
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Syzygy
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 18:04 |
Have done on many occasions and still do.
I think the most innappropriate soundtrack was probably some Gregorian Chant - didn't plan it that way, just happened to be playing at the time.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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