Progressive Food

Biggles wrote: Oranges try too hard, to be honest. They're way too pretentious. They aim to be as nutritious as possible, and in the end only end up being a senseless amalgamation of acids and tastes that have no feeling and don't lead the taster anywhere. At least dragon fruits know their limits.

Yes, but dragon fruits rarely ever explore new territory, and each bushel tastes like the last.

Prog rock is to prog metal as oranges are to grapefruits.

They fall into similar categories, but the latter of each pair is heavier and more controversial.

I love these threads.

Satsuma... Sounds like a prog band.

Useful_Idiot wrote: This is the best thread we've had on here in quite some time. Oh yeah, and it's obvious that mangos are the epidome of all progressive fruit.  Apples are too mainstream, anyone can appreciate them.  Oranges have some progressive moments, but they really fell apart in the 80s for awhile.

I dunno about mangoes, I think passion fruit is the most progressive.

Oranges are a lot like metal, you got all different kinds that differ in style; blood oranges (death metal), mandarin oranges (mainstream metal with a progressive twist)...

Everyone is talking about Fruit and it's progability, but really, seeds are THE proto-prog. Without the seeds, prog-fruit would never have occured. We must, therefore, study the development from seed to the breakfast bowl.

Funny how no one mentions dingleberries. Any progster who delves into the cunniligual protocol of prog understands the impact dingleberries have on modern culture. One may ask, are dingleberries fruit or just a symptom of poor hygiene? Only Dr. Garten knows for sure.