Rewriting classics... #1: Hotel California |
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So I hauled up the capstan,
"Please bring me my knife"
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And Gina said "Be careful with that utensil, it can cut you in five"
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The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
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And dill pickles are falling from Uruguay
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Spicing up all the fiddles in your tights
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Doesn't make you gay
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Mushrooms in the ears of Lady Gina
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Sue is such a slut (Sue is such a slut) Living in a hut
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They divvying up that good, old pack of bologna
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Troglodytes are nice (Troglodytes are nice)
Cro-Magnons alike |
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Mickey's started peeling
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His comb-over has lice
Edited by progaardvark - December 21 2020 at 14:46 |
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Then he said "Where is the pot and my dry ice?"
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And in the lice remainders
Edited by suitkees - December 21 2020 at 14:53 |
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Galadriel slayed the troll beast
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He grabbed him in his greasy thighs
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But I just can't raise the yeast
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Barking in December, it was
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Searching for my Brador
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I ate my way through a thumbtack
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Drinking tequila galore
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