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I colored outside the lines with a crayon made of pig's blood. 
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Everything you see is my urine. 
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Bad calendar ideas #19: Footlong Hotdogs Of The West Coast 
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Someone has to mention black people in this regard. 
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That's my camera on the horse-drawn escalator.
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I fart underneath doors.
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The most recent atom was mistaken for a microwave.
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Be timeless with gas. 
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If we could only eat and drink your thoughts and prayers we would be in excellent shape. 
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Satin on the Flats: A History of Unintelligible American Novel Titles
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The Astute Ass-Toot: Flatulence for the Thinking Person
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Hamsters use crayon. 
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Muffins. 
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Which would you rather smell? A colon or a semicolon?
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The earliest semicolon was found on Sumerian cuneiform tablet, although it had been long mistaken for the image of an ancient astronaut.
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Take off all of her clothes before you talk to me. 
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The octopus is the only animal that is actually on earth. 
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Her last name is stingray and she drives a Volvo. 
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A gun went off and all I could see was a windowframe. 
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