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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: January 03 2018 at 10:34 |
Mushrooms? I thought you said insubordinate machinations.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: January 03 2018 at 10:35 |
Throw up all over the queen.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: January 04 2018 at 00:43 |
Stand around and live without cultures.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: January 04 2018 at 00:57 |
The void.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
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Points: 52477
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Posted: January 04 2018 at 06:19 |
My favorite party trick is pulling a poop out of my pants.
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progaardvark
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Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
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Points: 52477
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Posted: January 04 2018 at 06:20 |
The gateway to convenient gasoline is always adrift with dictionaries.
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progaardvark
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Joined: June 14 2007
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Posted: January 04 2018 at 06:20 |
No, my tactical echoes are creamy.
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
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Points: 52477
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Posted: January 04 2018 at 06:21 |
Fart vision is nothing new.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65549
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Posted: January 04 2018 at 13:07 |
progaardvark wrote:
My favorite party trick is pulling a poop out of my pants. |
An oldie but goodie ~
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: January 04 2018 at 13:56 |
Bad calendar ideas #98: Stomped Corn Chips & Hairballs
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: January 04 2018 at 13:56 |
Hitler liked swans.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: January 04 2018 at 23:18 |
A monument to the greatness of chiller malfunctions.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: January 04 2018 at 23:18 |
There is a strong need for breathing tubes.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65549
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Posted: January 05 2018 at 01:38 |
Pulling Fur & Fooling Purr: A Guide to Feline Close-Quarters Combat
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: January 05 2018 at 14:18 |
Getting Naked For Godzilla
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
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Points: 166183
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Posted: January 05 2018 at 14:18 |
Docile dumbwaiters.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: January 06 2018 at 01:55 |
The first thing you should do is get naked.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: January 06 2018 at 02:06 |
Unusual fortune cookie messages #13: "Haha, that is pathetically small."
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: January 06 2018 at 13:04 |
Deception is just another word for prevaricativeness.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: January 06 2018 at 13:18 |
My dunce is acceptable with honorable failings.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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