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HackettFan
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Posted: November 23 2017 at 16:19 |
Man With Hat wrote:
My lack of vagina has no bearing on this trial. |
I'll have my staff look at it.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
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Posted: November 23 2017 at 16:22 |
I am supported by eight vitamins and four minerals.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
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Posted: November 23 2017 at 16:26 |
The time you spend in the bathroom is more important than the time you spend peeling grapes.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
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Posted: November 23 2017 at 16:45 |
Awe-perspiring!
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
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Posted: November 23 2017 at 21:34 |
Clasp hands and form a sphere.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
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Posted: November 24 2017 at 01:28 |
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
My lack of vagina has no bearing on this trial. | I'll have my staff look at it. |
$55 for a photograph.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 24 2017 at 01:28 |
Be ugly, like the sodium.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 24 2017 at 01:33 |
Masturbate like a small factory in Prague.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 24 2017 at 01:34 |
Popular google searches #83: "How many women can I fit in the trunk of a 2003 Chevy Impala?"
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
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Location: Oklahoma
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Posted: November 24 2017 at 11:16 |
And yet, with all that I have achieved, I still have to eat. Though I no longer have to bathe.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 24 2017 at 11:58 |
The fool's first battle is with a disembodied galactic intelligence.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 24 2017 at 11:59 |
Coffee makes the perennials less frigid.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 25 2017 at 00:38 |
The nudes are coming along nicely.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 25 2017 at 00:49 |
Bleed with my orifice.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 26 2017 at 00:32 |
Popular google searches #23: "How many eggplants should fit in my baby's mouth?"
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: November 26 2017 at 11:05 |
I've wanted to visit Earth ever since I intercepted some Flintstones broadcasts.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
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Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
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Points: 7951
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Posted: November 26 2017 at 11:07 |
I adore glove songs.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 26 2017 at 12:39 |
Be boorish when scanned.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: November 26 2017 at 12:40 |
Scale and suck grabs.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: November 26 2017 at 12:40 |
White chocolate is just code for cockroach extract.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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